The Skitzo 4 Episode 1- Introduction
Starring: tetsigawind, ArbyMaster458, FeudalPrincess, and Reo Speedwagon
look at the beging of this story Relization Chapter 2
*At tetsigawind's house in the basement, the 4 teammates/friends are having lunch until tetsigawind breaks the silence.*
tetsigawind: Okay now that we're here ARBY STOP EATING!!!
ArbyMaster458: Okay (mouth still full)
tetsigawind: Well then now that we're officially a tem known as The Skitzo 4 thanks to ArbyMaster458's idea, we're gonna need to know one another, and we're gonna need to decorate this basement with cool stuff like a plasma screen tv, a miniature fridge, and all that
Reo Speedwagon: Also an XBox 360, PS3, and Wii.
ArbyMaster458: I agree with Reos
tetsigawind: Now who wants to start first?
*tets, Arby, and Reos look at FP*
FeudalPrincess: What're you guys looking at me for?
Reos: Well, you are the only girl on our team so....
FeudalPrincess: Just because I'm the only girl on our team doesn't.....oh what the hell. Okay first of all, I'm a girl
ArbyMaster458: We already know that!
*FP glares at Arby*
FeudalPrincess: Anyways, I'm a smart, beautiful, fashionable girl whoi like boys, pop music, Taylor Swift, Romance stories and...... ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING SLEEPING!!!!!!!
tetsigawind, ArbyMaster458, and Reo Speedwagon: NO!
ArbyMaster whispering to tetsigawind: She scares me.....and she's hot.
tetsigawind: I know what you mean dude, she's scary too, like Sakura.
Feudal Princess: WHAT WAS THAT!!!!!.......Nevermind You already know me, who wants to go next.
ArbyMaster458: I'll go! Okay first of all, my name is ArbyMaster458, but you guys can call me Arby. Anywho...I love HALO 3, and all the other video games that are cool and such, except for sucky ones
Reo Speedwagon: True that!
ArbyMaster458: I love music, alot of it except for Country, Rap, Blues, and Freedom Rock. Favorite foods are ramen, pizza, Braunschweiger, and Candy. I know over 127 martial arts moves, speak Japanese, and the things I hate are peppers, Club Soda, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Gays, Transvestites, Emos, Goths, you name it.
FeudalPrincess: WAIT A MINUTE, YOU GUY'S SLEEP WHEN I INTRODUCED MYSELF, BUT YOU GUY'S LISTEN TO HIM!?
ArbyMaster458: Cause I'm awesome, bitch.
FeudalPrincess: What did you call me?
ArbyMaster458: You heard me, bitch.
FeudalPrincess: YOU WANNA GO HALO GEEK?!
ArbyMaster458: BRING IT ON CINDERELLA! I'M GONNA GET THOSE GLASS SLIPPERS AND SHOVE EM UP YOUR...
*FeudalPrincess pounces on Arby and attacks him*
ArbyMaster458: HELP, SHE'S RAPING ME!!!!!!!!
tetsigawind: MY CARPET!
Reo Speedwagon: This is way better than porn!
*After that is over tets and Reos finished their introductions*
tetsigawind: Well, here's what I know so far....Reos is a rock n' rollholic, FP is a pissed-off fangirl, and Arby is a...
ArbyMaster458: A fucking awesome guy?!
tetsigawind: I was gonna say a fucking retard that loves HALO and pisses people off.
Reo Speedwagon: Then what are you?
tetsigawind: I'm the fucking voice of reason. Arby apologize to FP. And FP, apologize for raping him.
FeudalPrincess: But that wasn't-
tetsigawind: He said you raped him, now apologize.
Reo Speedwagon (singin some parts of One Republic's Apologize): But I'm more afraid! It's too late to apolog-
ArbyMaster458, tetsigawind, and FeudalPrincess: REOS SHUT THE HELL UP!
tetsigawind: Now Arby, suck it up and apologize.
ArbyMaster458: FP....I'm sorry....sorry that you ain't gettin none o' dis tonight!
tetsigawind: Arby....
ArbyMaster458: Fine. FP I'm sorry.
tetsigawind: There we go, was it really that hard?
ArbyMaster458: Well, I'm hard right now if ya know what I mean!
tetsigawind: Erm..Okay??? Now FP WHATDYA say to Arby??
FeudalPrincess: Arby I'm sorry (that I didn't fully kill you)that I raped you.
ArbyMaster458: It's okay, course I was getting a hard on when you were on top of me.
FeudalPrincess: YOU PERVERT!!!!
*FeudalPrincess is steamed with anger and then punches Arby so hard, he has a concussion*
Reo Speedwagon (referencing Not Another Teen Movie): Only 2 more concussions Reggie Ray! HAHAHA One for Reos!
FeudalPrincess: YOU'RE NEXT ELVIS!
tetsigawind: Wait a minute guys we're supposed to be teammates, not enemies.
ArbyMaster458: He's right, we shouldn't be fighting, we should unite as one. Okay, FP, strip and go on all fours. I get the front, Reos and tets get the back two, LET's GO!!
FeudalPrincess: Wait what?
ArbyMaster458: We still Skitzo 4?
tetsigawind: Skitzo 4.
FeudalPrincess: Skitzo 4.
Reo Speedwagon: Schizophrenia- I mean, Skitzo 4.
ArbyMaster458:......Group hug???
tetsigawind: FINE GROUP HUG!
*The 4 teammates hug*
FeudalPrincess: I feel something poking me?
ArbyMaster458:...
FeudalPrincess: Something tells me Arby wanted a group hug so he could get hard...how long do we hug like this?
ArbyMaster458: Until the Episode 1 end credits appear.
tetsigawind: Oh boy, this is gonna be one helluva series
Reo Speedwagon: KIM KARDASHIANS'S ASS!
tetsigawind: I know Reos it's hot.
*And the end credits roll*
Next episode: Episode 2- Christmas Special part 1: The Shopping Maul
Sneak Peek:
ArbyMaster458: Santa?
Fake Santa in the mall: Yes what can I do for you?
ArbyMaster458: Jingle these bells, you fat sack of shit!
*Arby kicks fake Santa in the ornaments*
Fake Santa: OW! MY CHRISTMAS COOKIES!!
Reo Speedwagon: Oh boy.
*Security arrives*
ArbyMaster458: Oh goody the cops, I caught this terrorist posing as Santa trying to molest children. I mean everytime they sit on his lap he gets a one horse open sleigh to Jizzville! Then he says, "Hohoho! How would you like to see what goodies are in my (nut)sack?"
Full episode coming soon.
Monday, April 5, 2010
The Skitzo 4 Episode 2- Christmas Special part 1: The Shopping Maul
The Skitzo 4 Episode 2- Christmas Special part 1: The Shopping Maul
Note: Facts on the story aren't true, it's just a story/episode, some parts are true though
Starring: tetsigawind, ArbyMaster458, FeudalPrincess, Reo Speedwagon, and newest members of The Skitzo 4 roster slash12, MissMokkorina, hinatasdeviantart, Pia-sama, and mattwilson83
*It was tis the season to be jolly when a new member joined The Skitzo 4*
slash12: Don't push your luck just because I joined your roster during Christmas.
tetsigawind: Hey don't be cranky, it's Christmas! The day of-
slash12: I already know what Christmas is.
tetsigawind: You don't like me do you? You remind me of Wolverine from the MARVEL Comics.
slash12: Whatever.
tetsigawind: Anyways, Reos is driving us to the mall for presents for opening tomorrow. And Arby and FP are busy making cookies, and you already introduced us to yourself, so we're all set.
Reo Speedwagon: Hey guys the car is ready.
tetsigawind: Let's roll out!
slash12: *sigh* Why did I even bother to join this team?
*In the car*
FeudalPrincess: Okay first of all, why do I have to sit on Arby's lap? And second, What's poking me?
ArbyMaster458: First, because there's no room in the front, and second, that was me, sorry.
FeudalPrincess: Well you did say sorry, so your safe....for now.
slash: Is she always that mad?
tetsigawind: Um.....No. But ignore his perverted ways Slash.
slash12: Okay then.
Reo Speedwagon: So...do you really know all sorts of sword fighting?
slash12: Yes.
Reo Speedwagon: Cool.
*While driving, they see 2 girls on the sidewalk.
Reo Speedwagon: tets look, chicks!
tetsigawind: Really!?
*Reos stops the car next to the sidewalk*
Reo Speedwagon: Hello ladies, how may I help you?
MissMokorina: Hi. Well, we're just looking for The Skitzo 4
hinatasdeviantart: Have you seen them?
Reo Speedwagon: We are The Skitzo 4, and this is Slash.
MissMokkorina: Really?! AWESOME! We just got this invitation to join you guys.
tetsigawind: Well, what's the decision girls?
MissMokkorina: It's a yes for both of us.
tetsigawind: Sweet, what do you guys think?
slash12:....Fine.
Reo Speedwagon: Sure.
FeudalPrincess: It's alright. *Finally, I'm not the only girl on the team, thank God*
ArbyMaster458: *stares at MissMokkorina* Ummm....Ummm o///o
tetsigawind: Well Arby?
ArbyMaster458: YES 100% YES!
MissMokkorina: He's funny.
FeudalPrincess: Trust me it get's worse.
tetsigawind: Alright then, ladies in the back, dudes in the front. Oh and...welcome to the team.
*In the car, the girls are talking while Arby talks to tets*
ArbyMaster458: Hey tets.
tetsigawind: Yes Arby?
Arbymaster458: Can you tell me something about girls?
tetsigawind: Arby...this is the first time you've ever wanted some info from me, but about girls, why?
ArbyMaster458: Nothing really.
tetsigawind: Wait a minute I got it, you like MissMokkorina do you?!
ArbyMaster458: *shocked he figured it out* Ummm hell no, why would you think that? I mean come on, why would I want to talk to you about-
tetsigawind: Arby...
ArbyMaster458: *sigh* Fine I give, *whispering* I'm in love!
tetsigawind: o__o........hahahahahahahahahaha
hinatasdeviantart: What's so funny tets?
tetsigawind: Umm......Nothing, just a joke.
MissMokkorins: What's the joke?
tetsigawind: Umm....
ArbyMaster458: This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door saying:
"Nerds Not Allowed-Enter At Your Own Risk!"
He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him. "You smell kind of nerdy. What do you do for a living?"
"I drive a truck, and the smell is just from the computers I'm hauling."
"Okay, truck drivers are not nerds," he says and serves him a beer. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long.
The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver is totally shocked.
"Why did you do that?"
"Not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating Silicon Valley and are in season now. You don't even need a license."
The truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly, he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers.They are all engineers, accountants, and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen!
He can't let them steal his whole load. So, remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly.
A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop.
"What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season," says the truck driver.
"Well, sure," says the patrolman. "But you can't bait 'em!"
Girls, Reo Speedwagon, and tetsigawind: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MissMokkorina: Wow, that was funny!
ArbyMaster458: It sure was.
*Girls start talking again*
ArbyMaster458: tets, I'm gonna kill you.
tetsigawind: I'm sorry Arby but, this is a really rare thing. The perverted ArbyMaster458 is in love and wanting help.
ArbyMaster458: I'm still perverted you know.
tetsigawind: I know Arby, I know. So when're you telling her?
ArbyMaster458: What?
tetsigawind: Nevermind.
ArbyMaster458: Can you at least talk to her?
tetsigawind: Sure buddy sure.
ArbyMaster458: Thanks tets, I knew I could count on you.
tetsigawind: Anytime buddy.
Reo Speedwagon:Well we're here!
ArbyMaster458: Alright then, time to shop!
*In the mall, the group divides into teams: MissMokkorina and tetsigawind, Reo Speedwagon and ArbyMaster458, slash12 goes with FeudalPrincess and hinatasdeviantart. While shopping in the games area, tets makes his move.*
tetsigawind: So....MissMokkorina-
MissMokkorina: Just call me Mokko for short.
tets: Oh okay, anyways what do you think of the team so far?
MissMokkorina: They're great, especially Arby, he seems to be really energetic, you guys good friends?
tetsigawind: Mhmm, we go way back or so.
MissMokkorina: He seems to be really nice.
tetsigawind: Yeah.
MissMokkorina: It's really nice to have people like him on Christmas isn't it?
tetsigawind: Yeah. Let's finish shopping.
MissMokkorina: Alright then.
*Meanwhile
ArbyMaster458: Santa?
Fake Santa in the mall: Yes what can I do for you?
ArbyMaster458: Jingle these bells, you fat sack of shit!
*Arby kicks fake Santa in the ornaments*
Fake Santa: OW! MY CHRISTMAS COOKIES!!
Reo Speedwagon: Oh boy.
*Security arrives*
ArbyMaster458: Oh goody the cops, I caught this terrorist posing as Santa trying to molest children. I mean everytime they sit on his lap he gets a one horse open sleigh to Jizzville! Then he says, "Hohoho! How would you like to see what goodies are in my (nut)sack?"
A cop: FREEZE DIRTBAG!
ArbyMaster458: Oh goody the cops, I caught this terrorist posing as Santa trying to molest children. I mean everytime they sit on his lap he gets a one horse open sleigh to Jizzville! Then he says, "Hohoho! How would you like to see what goodies are in my (nut)sack?"
Reo Speedwagon: Don't mind him, he's just delusional and retarded.
Cop 2: HE'S AN ACCOMPLICE, AND THEY'RE HOSTILE GET THEM!
*Cops pull out taser guns and tase the two*
ArbyMaster458: AWWWW MY BUTTHOLE!
Reo Speedwagon: I fell to the ground, but the two cops didn't let up. They tased me in my butthole over and over- i was screaming, and squirming, my butthole was on fire!
*Later on in the car*
Reo Speedwagon: Arby you bastard.
ArbyMaster458: Thanks for bailing us out Mokko.
MissMokkorina: No problem Arby. Luckily they didn't kick us out.
*Arby talks to tets*
ArbyMaster458: So.....what she say about me?
tetsigawind: She says you're funny, and she said that I'm lucky to have a guy like you in my team.
ArbyMaster458: Anything else?
tetsigawind: That's it.
ArbyMaster458: Oh okay, by the way, do you know these two?
tetsigawind:Well, not personally, but their names are Pia-sama and mattwilson83. They're our 2 newest members and they're comic experts, which leads me to the question: How the hell did you find these guys?!
ArbyMaster458: I just know em for their amazing NaruHina, but never met them in person.
tetsigawind: Oh, I see. By the way, your lucky Mokko busted your two asses out of hell.
ArbyMaster458: Yeah, she's awesome.
tetsigawind: Are you fantasizing?
ArbyMaster458: No.
tetsigawind: Oh, I was just-
FeudalPrincess: Reos look out!
Reo Speedwagon: WOAH!
*Reos' car slips on ice and hits something and the members are strewn around: tets got hit by an air bag, FeudalPrincess is in shock, Reos got hit by an airbag that is in a shape of a guitar, hinatasdeviantart is also in shock, Mokko surprisingly landed face first on Arby's crotch, and Arby just fainted from a nosebleed thinking that Mokko gave him a bj. The members then got out of the car and see that Reos ran over Santa and his reindeer, including Santa's right-hand elf and Rudolph.*
tetsigawind: Oh shit, we killed Santa!
ArbyMaster458: Molested children of yonder, you have been avenged.
FeudaPrincess: ARBY I SHOULD START KICKING YOUR-
Santa: *groan*
tetsigawind: Oh my god, HE'S STILL ALIVE!
Santa: Dammit, I broke my leg, and my sleigh is busted, and my reindeer and my elf are hurt, including Rudolph. I can't believe I'm saying this but you people are the only ones that can save Christmas!
Random voice: DUN DUN DUN!
ArbyMaster458: Schweet.
Reo Speedwagon:*whispering aside* Yeah, we're the only ones! Sure, Santa, ignore the countless hundreds of people driving past us in astonishment- yeah, WE'RE the ONLY ones!
Coming soon: The Skitzo League: Episode 2 Part 2 Christmas Special: Operation S.H.I.T. (SAVE the HOLIDAY that's IN TROUBLE)
Note: Facts on the story aren't true, it's just a story/episode, some parts are true though
Starring: tetsigawind, ArbyMaster458, FeudalPrincess, Reo Speedwagon, and newest members of The Skitzo 4 roster slash12, MissMokkorina, hinatasdeviantart, Pia-sama, and mattwilson83
*It was tis the season to be jolly when a new member joined The Skitzo 4*
slash12: Don't push your luck just because I joined your roster during Christmas.
tetsigawind: Hey don't be cranky, it's Christmas! The day of-
slash12: I already know what Christmas is.
tetsigawind: You don't like me do you? You remind me of Wolverine from the MARVEL Comics.
slash12: Whatever.
tetsigawind: Anyways, Reos is driving us to the mall for presents for opening tomorrow. And Arby and FP are busy making cookies, and you already introduced us to yourself, so we're all set.
Reo Speedwagon: Hey guys the car is ready.
tetsigawind: Let's roll out!
slash12: *sigh* Why did I even bother to join this team?
*In the car*
FeudalPrincess: Okay first of all, why do I have to sit on Arby's lap? And second, What's poking me?
ArbyMaster458: First, because there's no room in the front, and second, that was me, sorry.
FeudalPrincess: Well you did say sorry, so your safe....for now.
slash: Is she always that mad?
tetsigawind: Um.....No. But ignore his perverted ways Slash.
slash12: Okay then.
Reo Speedwagon: So...do you really know all sorts of sword fighting?
slash12: Yes.
Reo Speedwagon: Cool.
*While driving, they see 2 girls on the sidewalk.
Reo Speedwagon: tets look, chicks!
tetsigawind: Really!?
*Reos stops the car next to the sidewalk*
Reo Speedwagon: Hello ladies, how may I help you?
MissMokorina: Hi. Well, we're just looking for The Skitzo 4
hinatasdeviantart: Have you seen them?
Reo Speedwagon: We are The Skitzo 4, and this is Slash.
MissMokkorina: Really?! AWESOME! We just got this invitation to join you guys.
tetsigawind: Well, what's the decision girls?
MissMokkorina: It's a yes for both of us.
tetsigawind: Sweet, what do you guys think?
slash12:....Fine.
Reo Speedwagon: Sure.
FeudalPrincess: It's alright. *Finally, I'm not the only girl on the team, thank God*
ArbyMaster458: *stares at MissMokkorina* Ummm....Ummm o///o
tetsigawind: Well Arby?
ArbyMaster458: YES 100% YES!
MissMokkorina: He's funny.
FeudalPrincess: Trust me it get's worse.
tetsigawind: Alright then, ladies in the back, dudes in the front. Oh and...welcome to the team.
*In the car, the girls are talking while Arby talks to tets*
ArbyMaster458: Hey tets.
tetsigawind: Yes Arby?
Arbymaster458: Can you tell me something about girls?
tetsigawind: Arby...this is the first time you've ever wanted some info from me, but about girls, why?
ArbyMaster458: Nothing really.
tetsigawind: Wait a minute I got it, you like MissMokkorina do you?!
ArbyMaster458: *shocked he figured it out* Ummm hell no, why would you think that? I mean come on, why would I want to talk to you about-
tetsigawind: Arby...
ArbyMaster458: *sigh* Fine I give, *whispering* I'm in love!
tetsigawind: o__o........hahahahahahahahahaha
hinatasdeviantart: What's so funny tets?
tetsigawind: Umm......Nothing, just a joke.
MissMokkorins: What's the joke?
tetsigawind: Umm....
ArbyMaster458: This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door saying:
"Nerds Not Allowed-Enter At Your Own Risk!"
He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him. "You smell kind of nerdy. What do you do for a living?"
"I drive a truck, and the smell is just from the computers I'm hauling."
"Okay, truck drivers are not nerds," he says and serves him a beer. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long.
The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver is totally shocked.
"Why did you do that?"
"Not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating Silicon Valley and are in season now. You don't even need a license."
The truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly, he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers.They are all engineers, accountants, and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen!
He can't let them steal his whole load. So, remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly.
A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop.
"What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season," says the truck driver.
"Well, sure," says the patrolman. "But you can't bait 'em!"
Girls, Reo Speedwagon, and tetsigawind: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MissMokkorina: Wow, that was funny!
ArbyMaster458: It sure was.
*Girls start talking again*
ArbyMaster458: tets, I'm gonna kill you.
tetsigawind: I'm sorry Arby but, this is a really rare thing. The perverted ArbyMaster458 is in love and wanting help.
ArbyMaster458: I'm still perverted you know.
tetsigawind: I know Arby, I know. So when're you telling her?
ArbyMaster458: What?
tetsigawind: Nevermind.
ArbyMaster458: Can you at least talk to her?
tetsigawind: Sure buddy sure.
ArbyMaster458: Thanks tets, I knew I could count on you.
tetsigawind: Anytime buddy.
Reo Speedwagon:Well we're here!
ArbyMaster458: Alright then, time to shop!
*In the mall, the group divides into teams: MissMokkorina and tetsigawind, Reo Speedwagon and ArbyMaster458, slash12 goes with FeudalPrincess and hinatasdeviantart. While shopping in the games area, tets makes his move.*
tetsigawind: So....MissMokkorina-
MissMokkorina: Just call me Mokko for short.
tets: Oh okay, anyways what do you think of the team so far?
MissMokkorina: They're great, especially Arby, he seems to be really energetic, you guys good friends?
tetsigawind: Mhmm, we go way back or so.
MissMokkorina: He seems to be really nice.
tetsigawind: Yeah.
MissMokkorina: It's really nice to have people like him on Christmas isn't it?
tetsigawind: Yeah. Let's finish shopping.
MissMokkorina: Alright then.
*Meanwhile
ArbyMaster458: Santa?
Fake Santa in the mall: Yes what can I do for you?
ArbyMaster458: Jingle these bells, you fat sack of shit!
*Arby kicks fake Santa in the ornaments*
Fake Santa: OW! MY CHRISTMAS COOKIES!!
Reo Speedwagon: Oh boy.
*Security arrives*
ArbyMaster458: Oh goody the cops, I caught this terrorist posing as Santa trying to molest children. I mean everytime they sit on his lap he gets a one horse open sleigh to Jizzville! Then he says, "Hohoho! How would you like to see what goodies are in my (nut)sack?"
A cop: FREEZE DIRTBAG!
ArbyMaster458: Oh goody the cops, I caught this terrorist posing as Santa trying to molest children. I mean everytime they sit on his lap he gets a one horse open sleigh to Jizzville! Then he says, "Hohoho! How would you like to see what goodies are in my (nut)sack?"
Reo Speedwagon: Don't mind him, he's just delusional and retarded.
Cop 2: HE'S AN ACCOMPLICE, AND THEY'RE HOSTILE GET THEM!
*Cops pull out taser guns and tase the two*
ArbyMaster458: AWWWW MY BUTTHOLE!
Reo Speedwagon: I fell to the ground, but the two cops didn't let up. They tased me in my butthole over and over- i was screaming, and squirming, my butthole was on fire!
*Later on in the car*
Reo Speedwagon: Arby you bastard.
ArbyMaster458: Thanks for bailing us out Mokko.
MissMokkorina: No problem Arby. Luckily they didn't kick us out.
*Arby talks to tets*
ArbyMaster458: So.....what she say about me?
tetsigawind: She says you're funny, and she said that I'm lucky to have a guy like you in my team.
ArbyMaster458: Anything else?
tetsigawind: That's it.
ArbyMaster458: Oh okay, by the way, do you know these two?
tetsigawind:Well, not personally, but their names are Pia-sama and mattwilson83. They're our 2 newest members and they're comic experts, which leads me to the question: How the hell did you find these guys?!
ArbyMaster458: I just know em for their amazing NaruHina, but never met them in person.
tetsigawind: Oh, I see. By the way, your lucky Mokko busted your two asses out of hell.
ArbyMaster458: Yeah, she's awesome.
tetsigawind: Are you fantasizing?
ArbyMaster458: No.
tetsigawind: Oh, I was just-
FeudalPrincess: Reos look out!
Reo Speedwagon: WOAH!
*Reos' car slips on ice and hits something and the members are strewn around: tets got hit by an air bag, FeudalPrincess is in shock, Reos got hit by an airbag that is in a shape of a guitar, hinatasdeviantart is also in shock, Mokko surprisingly landed face first on Arby's crotch, and Arby just fainted from a nosebleed thinking that Mokko gave him a bj. The members then got out of the car and see that Reos ran over Santa and his reindeer, including Santa's right-hand elf and Rudolph.*
tetsigawind: Oh shit, we killed Santa!
ArbyMaster458: Molested children of yonder, you have been avenged.
FeudaPrincess: ARBY I SHOULD START KICKING YOUR-
Santa: *groan*
tetsigawind: Oh my god, HE'S STILL ALIVE!
Santa: Dammit, I broke my leg, and my sleigh is busted, and my reindeer and my elf are hurt, including Rudolph. I can't believe I'm saying this but you people are the only ones that can save Christmas!
Random voice: DUN DUN DUN!
ArbyMaster458: Schweet.
Reo Speedwagon:*whispering aside* Yeah, we're the only ones! Sure, Santa, ignore the countless hundreds of people driving past us in astonishment- yeah, WE'RE the ONLY ones!
Coming soon: The Skitzo League: Episode 2 Part 2 Christmas Special: Operation S.H.I.T. (SAVE the HOLIDAY that's IN TROUBLE)
The Skitzo League: Episode 2 Part 2 Christmas Special: Operation S.H.I.T. (SAVE the HOLIDAY that's IN TROUBLE)
The Skitzo League: Episode 2 Part 2 Christmas Special: Operation S.H.I.T. (SAVE the HOLIDAY that's IN TROUBLE)
ArbyMaster458: Cool, we're saving Christmas!
tetsigawind: Yeah I know but Santa why us?
Santa: You are the chosen ones HOHOHO.
Reo Speedwagon: And why're you on my bed?
FeudalPrincess: Because you ran him over with your car Reos!
Reo Speedwagon: Oh
Santa: HoHoHo don't be hard on Reos. After all, he's been a good boy this year.
Reo Speedwagon: Even if I ran you over?
Santa: Of course you didn't mean to. By the ways Reos, here's your present.
*Reos opens his present*
Reo Speedwagon: An Epiphone 1959 Broadway Acoustic!
MissMokkorina: A what?
Reo Speedwagon: A guitar!
MissMokkorina: Oh
*Reo Speedwagon plays a guitar version I'm Yours by Jason Mraz*
Reo Speedwagon: THIS IS SO COOL! THANKS SANTA! But why?
Santa: It's for all the troubles you had to go through.
mattwilson83: So how are we suppose to save Christmas?
ArbyMaster458: I guess we just ride his sleigh and go around the world delivering presents.
Santa: Nice thinking my boy.
MissMokkorina: Thanks for the compliment, Arby is always full of surprises.
Santa: Anyways you people better hurry up if you still want to party for Christmas tommorrow.
slash12: I fixed the sleigh. But you guys are so gonna love it, even you Santa.
*They see that the sleigh has been modified with nitrox 2, and resembles a hovercar, but no roof. Everyone's mouth is open, even Santa's.*
slash12: This baby can go 5000 mph plus it has a snack machine, nitrox 2 for extra speed, sexy leather seats, able to hold up to 10,000 tons of presents, a mini computer, and last but not least, a cup holder.
tetsigawind: How did you get all of this?
slash12: This was Arby's blueprints he was working on, so I decided to build it.
tetsigawind: So this was Arby's idea, but you built it for him?
slash12: He's been through a lot.
tetsigawind: I see, so Santa, well everybody let's save Christmas!
*Everyone is getting ready to save Christmas*
ArbyMaster458: Hey tets.
tetsigawind: Yeah Arby?
ArbyMaster458: I think Pia-sama likes you.
tetsigawind: Really? How?
ArbyMaster458: She's checking you out.
tetsigawind: Well she is beautiful so, why not.
ArbyMaster458: Anyways why doesn't Shade speak?
tetsigawind: I don't know, I gues he doesn't speak that much.
ArbyMaster458: Like Ferb?
tetsigawind: Yes Arby like Ferb.
ArbyMaster458: Wow.
*Later everyone is wearing red suits*
tetsigawind: Alright, Skitzo League, LET'S SAVE CHRISTMAS! Oh and Santa your reindeers are dead, also that elf.
Santa: Well they died trying to save Christmas.
slash12: Which is why I made robots.
FeudalPrincess: Let's just save Christmas.
slash12: Alright then, on Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, on Vixen, on Comet, on Cupid, on Donner, on Blitzen, on Rudolph.
Countdown: Countdown in 5...4...3...2...1...LAUNCH!
*Jets start and they're off*
Reo Speedwagon: I'M GONNA PISS MY PANTS!
slash12: Not on the seats they are brand new seats! Use the bathroom in the back.
Reo Speedwagon. Okay.
ArbyMaster458: So if you made robots, where's the elf?
slash12: Oh you'll see soon.
ArbyMaster458: So why leave HDV, Pia-sama, matt, Shade, and Mokko back home?
tetasigawind: So they can tend to Santa's wounds. That and Shade doesn't speak....much.
ArbyMaster458: Oh.
*While they're delivering presents.*
ArbyMaster458: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE SAVING CHRISTMAS!!!
Reo Speedwagon: I know, THIS CALLS FOR SOME BACKGROUND MUSIC WHILE WE'RE DELIVERING PRESENTS!
tetaigawind: YEAH!
ArbyMaster458: YEAH!
Reo Speedwagon: I gotta feeling...
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
Reo Speedwagon: I gotta feeling...
ArbyMaster458: Woohoo
FeudalPrincess and slash12: That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
tetsigawind: I gotta feeling...
ArbyMaster458 and tetsigawind and slash12:
Tonight's the night
Let's live it up
I got my money
Let's spend it up
Go out and smash it
Like Oh My God
Jump off that sofa
Let's get get UP
FeudalPrincess: I know that we'll have a ball
If we get down
And go out
And just lose it all
I feel stressed out
I won't let it go
Lets go way out spaced out
And loosing all control
tetsigawind and ArbyMaster458: Fill up my cup
Mazel tov
Look at her dancing
Just take it... OFF
Lets paint the town
We'll shut it down
Let's burn the roof
And then we'll do it again
tetsigawind:Lets do it
Lets do it
Lets do it
Lets do it
And do it
And do it
FeudalPrincess and ArbyMaster458: Let's live it up
slash12: And do it
And do it
And do it
Do it, do it
Lets do it
Lets do it
Lets do it
Reo Speedwagon: Cause I gotta feeling...
ArbyMaster458: WoooHooo
Reo Speedwagon: That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
Reo Speedwagon: I gotta feeling...
ArbyMaster458: WoooHooo
ArbyMaster458 and Feudal Princess:
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
slash12 and ArbyMaster458:
I gotta feeling
Tonight's the night (HEY! )
Let's live it up (lets live it up)
I got my money (I'm paid)
Lets spend it up (Lets spend it up)
Go out and smash it (Smash it)
Like Oh My God (Like Oh My God)
Jump off that sofa (Come On! )
Lets kick it OFF
Fill up my cup (Drank)
Mazel tov (La chaim)
Look at her dancing (Move it Move it)
Just take it... OFF
Lets paint the town (Paint the town)
We'll shut it down (Shut it down)
Lets burn the roof (Woooooo)
And then we'll do it again
tetsigawind and Reo Speedwagon: Lets do it (x4)
And do it (2x)
ArbyMaster458 and FeudalPrincess: Let's live it up
Reo Speedwagon and tetsigawind:
And do it (3x)
Do it, do it
Lets do it(3x)
Do it, do it, do it, do it
ArbyMaster458 and tetsigawind: Here we come
Here we go
We gotta rock
Easy come
Easy go
Now we on top
Feel the shot
Body rock
Rock it don't stop
Round and round
Up and down
Around the clock
Reo Speedwagon, tetsigawind, ArbyMaster458, slash12, and FeudalPrincess: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday
Friday, Saturday
Saturday to Sunday
Get, get, get, get, get with us
You know what we say (say)
Party everyday (x2)
Reo Speedwagon: I gotta feeling
ArbyMaster458: WooHooo
ArbyMaster458 and FeudalPrincess:
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
Reo Speedwagon: I gotta feeling
ArbyMaster458: WooHooo
slash12 and FeudalPrincess: That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
ArbyMaster458: Whooo
tetsigawind:Wow, we got vocals.
Reo Speedwagon: I know right, anyways let's continue with the presents.
*The Skitzo League delivers the presents all over the world, even Iraq and North Korea, even though they tried to shoot the sleigh, luckily the sleigh was bulletproof and missile-proof. Anyways they finished delivering and are on their way home.*
Santa: Congratulations kids, you've saved Christmas!
tetsigawind: Thanks Santa and-
FeudalPrincess: Wait a minute...what's that?
ArbyMaster458: It looks like a......GIANT SNOWBALL!
*Snowball hits the sleigh, and more snowballs arrive*
slash12: Brace for impact!
*After*
ArbyMaster458: Who shot at us?
???: Well well well, look at Santa's new Christmas elves.
FeudalPrincess: Who said that?
???: ME!
*Look over*
tetsigawind: JACK FROST!
Jack: So you figure it out.
tetsigawind: Why are you trying to ruin Christmas?
Jack: Cause I want to duh.
ArbyMaster458: Dude tets that guy needs to chill. HA!
*ArbyMaster458 and tetsigawind high five*
ArbyMaster458: Anyays, there's 5 of us and one of you, how are you gonna fight us.
Jack: Oh no what am I gonna do, HA!
*Jack transforms into a giant Frost Beast*
Frost Beast (Jack): RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!
Reo Speedwagon: DAMN!
FeudalPrincess: How're we gonna beat that!
slash12: Arby remember that question you told me about the elf?
ArbyMaster458: Yes?
slash12: Your gonna find out now. Everybody brace yourselfs, this is gonna be frosty.
tetsigawind: HA!
*Sleigh and reindeers combine to turn turn into a megazord.
Sleigh- Chest
Dasher- Arm (Right)
Dancer- Leg (Right)
Prancer- Leg (Left)
Vixen- Arm (Left)
Comet- Jet Pack
Cupid- Gun and Holster
Donner- Shield
Blitzen- Lance in a shape of a Christmas tree with a star at the tip
Rudolph- Head (Red nose is a gem)
ArbyMaster458:......slash your awesome.
slash12: Guys may I present to you S.P.F.E (Santa's Personal Fighter Elf). Or just call the Christmas Enforcer!
tetsigawind: slash you're gonna get a promotion for this. Now let's finish this so we can get home.
Frost Beast (Jack): RAWWWWWWWWR!
To be continue in The Skitzo League Episode 2 Part 3 Final: Holly Jolly Smackdown
ArbyMaster458: Cool, we're saving Christmas!
tetsigawind: Yeah I know but Santa why us?
Santa: You are the chosen ones HOHOHO.
Reo Speedwagon: And why're you on my bed?
FeudalPrincess: Because you ran him over with your car Reos!
Reo Speedwagon: Oh
Santa: HoHoHo don't be hard on Reos. After all, he's been a good boy this year.
Reo Speedwagon: Even if I ran you over?
Santa: Of course you didn't mean to. By the ways Reos, here's your present.
*Reos opens his present*
Reo Speedwagon: An Epiphone 1959 Broadway Acoustic!
MissMokkorina: A what?
Reo Speedwagon: A guitar!
MissMokkorina: Oh
*Reo Speedwagon plays a guitar version I'm Yours by Jason Mraz*
Reo Speedwagon: THIS IS SO COOL! THANKS SANTA! But why?
Santa: It's for all the troubles you had to go through.
mattwilson83: So how are we suppose to save Christmas?
ArbyMaster458: I guess we just ride his sleigh and go around the world delivering presents.
Santa: Nice thinking my boy.
MissMokkorina: Thanks for the compliment, Arby is always full of surprises.
Santa: Anyways you people better hurry up if you still want to party for Christmas tommorrow.
slash12: I fixed the sleigh. But you guys are so gonna love it, even you Santa.
*They see that the sleigh has been modified with nitrox 2, and resembles a hovercar, but no roof. Everyone's mouth is open, even Santa's.*
slash12: This baby can go 5000 mph plus it has a snack machine, nitrox 2 for extra speed, sexy leather seats, able to hold up to 10,000 tons of presents, a mini computer, and last but not least, a cup holder.
tetsigawind: How did you get all of this?
slash12: This was Arby's blueprints he was working on, so I decided to build it.
tetsigawind: So this was Arby's idea, but you built it for him?
slash12: He's been through a lot.
tetsigawind: I see, so Santa, well everybody let's save Christmas!
*Everyone is getting ready to save Christmas*
ArbyMaster458: Hey tets.
tetsigawind: Yeah Arby?
ArbyMaster458: I think Pia-sama likes you.
tetsigawind: Really? How?
ArbyMaster458: She's checking you out.
tetsigawind: Well she is beautiful so, why not.
ArbyMaster458: Anyways why doesn't Shade speak?
tetsigawind: I don't know, I gues he doesn't speak that much.
ArbyMaster458: Like Ferb?
tetsigawind: Yes Arby like Ferb.
ArbyMaster458: Wow.
*Later everyone is wearing red suits*
tetsigawind: Alright, Skitzo League, LET'S SAVE CHRISTMAS! Oh and Santa your reindeers are dead, also that elf.
Santa: Well they died trying to save Christmas.
slash12: Which is why I made robots.
FeudalPrincess: Let's just save Christmas.
slash12: Alright then, on Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, on Vixen, on Comet, on Cupid, on Donner, on Blitzen, on Rudolph.
Countdown: Countdown in 5...4...3...2...1...LAUNCH!
*Jets start and they're off*
Reo Speedwagon: I'M GONNA PISS MY PANTS!
slash12: Not on the seats they are brand new seats! Use the bathroom in the back.
Reo Speedwagon. Okay.
ArbyMaster458: So if you made robots, where's the elf?
slash12: Oh you'll see soon.
ArbyMaster458: So why leave HDV, Pia-sama, matt, Shade, and Mokko back home?
tetasigawind: So they can tend to Santa's wounds. That and Shade doesn't speak....much.
ArbyMaster458: Oh.
*While they're delivering presents.*
ArbyMaster458: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE SAVING CHRISTMAS!!!
Reo Speedwagon: I know, THIS CALLS FOR SOME BACKGROUND MUSIC WHILE WE'RE DELIVERING PRESENTS!
tetaigawind: YEAH!
ArbyMaster458: YEAH!
Reo Speedwagon: I gotta feeling...
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
Reo Speedwagon: I gotta feeling...
ArbyMaster458: Woohoo
FeudalPrincess and slash12: That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
tetsigawind: I gotta feeling...
ArbyMaster458 and tetsigawind and slash12:
Tonight's the night
Let's live it up
I got my money
Let's spend it up
Go out and smash it
Like Oh My God
Jump off that sofa
Let's get get UP
FeudalPrincess: I know that we'll have a ball
If we get down
And go out
And just lose it all
I feel stressed out
I won't let it go
Lets go way out spaced out
And loosing all control
tetsigawind and ArbyMaster458: Fill up my cup
Mazel tov
Look at her dancing
Just take it... OFF
Lets paint the town
We'll shut it down
Let's burn the roof
And then we'll do it again
tetsigawind:Lets do it
Lets do it
Lets do it
Lets do it
And do it
And do it
FeudalPrincess and ArbyMaster458: Let's live it up
slash12: And do it
And do it
And do it
Do it, do it
Lets do it
Lets do it
Lets do it
Reo Speedwagon: Cause I gotta feeling...
ArbyMaster458: WoooHooo
Reo Speedwagon: That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
Reo Speedwagon: I gotta feeling...
ArbyMaster458: WoooHooo
ArbyMaster458 and Feudal Princess:
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
slash12 and ArbyMaster458:
I gotta feeling
Tonight's the night (HEY! )
Let's live it up (lets live it up)
I got my money (I'm paid)
Lets spend it up (Lets spend it up)
Go out and smash it (Smash it)
Like Oh My God (Like Oh My God)
Jump off that sofa (Come On! )
Lets kick it OFF
Fill up my cup (Drank)
Mazel tov (La chaim)
Look at her dancing (Move it Move it)
Just take it... OFF
Lets paint the town (Paint the town)
We'll shut it down (Shut it down)
Lets burn the roof (Woooooo)
And then we'll do it again
tetsigawind and Reo Speedwagon: Lets do it (x4)
And do it (2x)
ArbyMaster458 and FeudalPrincess: Let's live it up
Reo Speedwagon and tetsigawind:
And do it (3x)
Do it, do it
Lets do it(3x)
Do it, do it, do it, do it
ArbyMaster458 and tetsigawind: Here we come
Here we go
We gotta rock
Easy come
Easy go
Now we on top
Feel the shot
Body rock
Rock it don't stop
Round and round
Up and down
Around the clock
Reo Speedwagon, tetsigawind, ArbyMaster458, slash12, and FeudalPrincess: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday
Friday, Saturday
Saturday to Sunday
Get, get, get, get, get with us
You know what we say (say)
Party everyday (x2)
Reo Speedwagon: I gotta feeling
ArbyMaster458: WooHooo
ArbyMaster458 and FeudalPrincess:
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
Reo Speedwagon: I gotta feeling
ArbyMaster458: WooHooo
slash12 and FeudalPrincess: That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
ArbyMaster458: Whooo
tetsigawind:Wow, we got vocals.
Reo Speedwagon: I know right, anyways let's continue with the presents.
*The Skitzo League delivers the presents all over the world, even Iraq and North Korea, even though they tried to shoot the sleigh, luckily the sleigh was bulletproof and missile-proof. Anyways they finished delivering and are on their way home.*
Santa: Congratulations kids, you've saved Christmas!
tetsigawind: Thanks Santa and-
FeudalPrincess: Wait a minute...what's that?
ArbyMaster458: It looks like a......GIANT SNOWBALL!
*Snowball hits the sleigh, and more snowballs arrive*
slash12: Brace for impact!
*After*
ArbyMaster458: Who shot at us?
???: Well well well, look at Santa's new Christmas elves.
FeudalPrincess: Who said that?
???: ME!
*Look over*
tetsigawind: JACK FROST!
Jack: So you figure it out.
tetsigawind: Why are you trying to ruin Christmas?
Jack: Cause I want to duh.
ArbyMaster458: Dude tets that guy needs to chill. HA!
*ArbyMaster458 and tetsigawind high five*
ArbyMaster458: Anyays, there's 5 of us and one of you, how are you gonna fight us.
Jack: Oh no what am I gonna do, HA!
*Jack transforms into a giant Frost Beast*
Frost Beast (Jack): RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!
Reo Speedwagon: DAMN!
FeudalPrincess: How're we gonna beat that!
slash12: Arby remember that question you told me about the elf?
ArbyMaster458: Yes?
slash12: Your gonna find out now. Everybody brace yourselfs, this is gonna be frosty.
tetsigawind: HA!
*Sleigh and reindeers combine to turn turn into a megazord.
Sleigh- Chest
Dasher- Arm (Right)
Dancer- Leg (Right)
Prancer- Leg (Left)
Vixen- Arm (Left)
Comet- Jet Pack
Cupid- Gun and Holster
Donner- Shield
Blitzen- Lance in a shape of a Christmas tree with a star at the tip
Rudolph- Head (Red nose is a gem)
ArbyMaster458:......slash your awesome.
slash12: Guys may I present to you S.P.F.E (Santa's Personal Fighter Elf). Or just call the Christmas Enforcer!
tetsigawind: slash you're gonna get a promotion for this. Now let's finish this so we can get home.
Frost Beast (Jack): RAWWWWWWWWR!
To be continue in The Skitzo League Episode 2 Part 3 Final: Holly Jolly Smackdown
The Skitzo League Episoe 2 Part Final: Holly Jolly Smackdown
The Skitzo League Episoe 2 Part Final: Holly Jolly Smackdown
Somewhere in The Skitzo League Neighborhood.....
adel123456789: Where are they?!
*In battle*
ArbyMaster458: Oh sweet, I can't believe we're in a mech, also, we're gonna kill something!
slash12: Alright guys, prepare for a long-ass battle!
tetsigawind: This is gonna take long I can tell.
FeudalPrincess: No shit.
Reo Speedwagon: ROCK N' ROLL!
WARNING THIS BATTLE IS NOT SUITABLE FOR PEOPLE 14 YEARS AND UNDER. BATTLE SCENE MAY CAUSE CANCER, GINGIVITIS, LOSS OF HEARING, EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, LOSS OF EYESIGHT, BAD RASHES, AND EVEN DEATH. NO ONE WAS HARMED IN THIS EPIC BATTLE.
*Flying home*
slash12: How we survived that I may never know.
tetsigawind: If we didn't use Rudolph's Red nose laser blast, and Arby's martial arts, we would've been dead by now.
FeudalPrincess: I hear you.
ArbyMaster458: Let's go-
adel123456789: HEY!
ArbyMaster458: What was that?
tetsigawind: slash pull over.
slash12: Okay.
*After*
tetsigawind: So you want to join our roster?
adel123456789: Yes if you guys don't mind.
ArbyMaster458:......Okay.
adel123456789: SWEET! I'M IN THE LEAGUE!
FeudalPrincess: He's really loud.
Reo Speedwagon: Not as loud as me.
FeudalPrincess: Shut it Reos.
Reo Speedwagon: Okay.
slash12: Let's just go home guys.
tetsigawind: That sounds like a plan.
*Christmas*
ArbyMaster458: CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
*ArbyMaster458 meets the others downstairs in the basement*
mattwilson83: Look at all these presents.
Pia-sama: I really have been a good girl this year.
hinatasdeviantart: I'm gonna enjoy this. I wonder what i got.
Shade-117:.........
slash12: Wow, gotta thank Saint Nick.
MissMokkorina: Merry Christmas Santa.
adel123456789: I'm gonna try hard, man I'm starting to like this team.
Reo Speedwagon: YEAH PRESENT TIME!
ArbyMaster458: RIGHT BEHIND YA REOS!
FeudalPrincess: WAIT FOR ME GUYS!
tetsigawind: .....Hmmm?
*tetsigawind sees a note from Santa*
tetsigawind: Everyone come here.
ArbyMaster458: What is it?
tetsigawind: Read this guys.
Santa's Note:
Dear Skitzo League,
Congratulations for saving Christmas, I also would like to thank you for healing me and still believe I exist. I also want to thank you for defeating Jack Frost, he'll be back of course, but I wouldn't worry about that since I locked him up back in his icy prison. I thank you all, Merry Christmas.
Santa Clause
ArbyMaster458: Wow, we did good for a change. You know what this means.
tetsigawind: One Christmas Carol. I have one in mind.
*The Skitzo League sings a carol*
tetsigawind: You better watch out
ArbyMaster458: You better not cry
mattwilson83etter not pout, I'm telling you why
Reo Speedwagon: Santa Claus is coming to town
Pia-sama: He's making a list
hinatasdeviantart: And checking it twice
slash12: Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice
ArbyMaster458: Santa Claus is coming to town
MissMokkorina and FeudalPrincess: He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!
The Skitzo League (including Shade-117 (finally)): O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town!
ArbyMaster458: Can we open presents now?
tetsigawind: Yes, come on everybody.
*And The Skitzo League gathered around opening the gifts good ol' Saint Nick gave them, cherishing every moment of this. Arby then said...*
ArbyMaster458: So what're we gonna do for New Years Eve?
Somewhere in The Skitzo League Neighborhood.....
adel123456789: Where are they?!
*In battle*
ArbyMaster458: Oh sweet, I can't believe we're in a mech, also, we're gonna kill something!
slash12: Alright guys, prepare for a long-ass battle!
tetsigawind: This is gonna take long I can tell.
FeudalPrincess: No shit.
Reo Speedwagon: ROCK N' ROLL!
WARNING THIS BATTLE IS NOT SUITABLE FOR PEOPLE 14 YEARS AND UNDER. BATTLE SCENE MAY CAUSE CANCER, GINGIVITIS, LOSS OF HEARING, EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, LOSS OF EYESIGHT, BAD RASHES, AND EVEN DEATH. NO ONE WAS HARMED IN THIS EPIC BATTLE.
*Flying home*
slash12: How we survived that I may never know.
tetsigawind: If we didn't use Rudolph's Red nose laser blast, and Arby's martial arts, we would've been dead by now.
FeudalPrincess: I hear you.
ArbyMaster458: Let's go-
adel123456789: HEY!
ArbyMaster458: What was that?
tetsigawind: slash pull over.
slash12: Okay.
*After*
tetsigawind: So you want to join our roster?
adel123456789: Yes if you guys don't mind.
ArbyMaster458:......Okay.
adel123456789: SWEET! I'M IN THE LEAGUE!
FeudalPrincess: He's really loud.
Reo Speedwagon: Not as loud as me.
FeudalPrincess: Shut it Reos.
Reo Speedwagon: Okay.
slash12: Let's just go home guys.
tetsigawind: That sounds like a plan.
*Christmas*
ArbyMaster458: CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
*ArbyMaster458 meets the others downstairs in the basement*
mattwilson83: Look at all these presents.
Pia-sama: I really have been a good girl this year.
hinatasdeviantart: I'm gonna enjoy this. I wonder what i got.
Shade-117:.........
slash12: Wow, gotta thank Saint Nick.
MissMokkorina: Merry Christmas Santa.
adel123456789: I'm gonna try hard, man I'm starting to like this team.
Reo Speedwagon: YEAH PRESENT TIME!
ArbyMaster458: RIGHT BEHIND YA REOS!
FeudalPrincess: WAIT FOR ME GUYS!
tetsigawind: .....Hmmm?
*tetsigawind sees a note from Santa*
tetsigawind: Everyone come here.
ArbyMaster458: What is it?
tetsigawind: Read this guys.
Santa's Note:
Dear Skitzo League,
Congratulations for saving Christmas, I also would like to thank you for healing me and still believe I exist. I also want to thank you for defeating Jack Frost, he'll be back of course, but I wouldn't worry about that since I locked him up back in his icy prison. I thank you all, Merry Christmas.
Santa Clause
ArbyMaster458: Wow, we did good for a change. You know what this means.
tetsigawind: One Christmas Carol. I have one in mind.
*The Skitzo League sings a carol*
tetsigawind: You better watch out
ArbyMaster458: You better not cry
mattwilson83etter not pout, I'm telling you why
Reo Speedwagon: Santa Claus is coming to town
Pia-sama: He's making a list
hinatasdeviantart: And checking it twice
slash12: Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice
ArbyMaster458: Santa Claus is coming to town
MissMokkorina and FeudalPrincess: He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!
The Skitzo League (including Shade-117 (finally)): O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town!
ArbyMaster458: Can we open presents now?
tetsigawind: Yes, come on everybody.
*And The Skitzo League gathered around opening the gifts good ol' Saint Nick gave them, cherishing every moment of this. Arby then said...*
ArbyMaster458: So what're we gonna do for New Years Eve?
The Skitzo League Episode 3: Invasion of the Backyardians(Martians)
The Skitzo League Episode 3: Invasion of the Backyardians(Martians)
by ArbyMaster458
Earlier during the day, slash12 and FeudalPrincess woke up just today, only to find out that the other members woke up early and went to Valley Fair and the new gigantic public that just opened today downtown. With nothing to do, the 2 just did a story that was supposed to be done tomorrow. After finishing the story, at exactly 12:00 p.m., a flying saucer crashed into tets' backyard.
Outside....
slash12: What is it?
FeudalPrincess: It's a-
slash12: That was a rhetorical question toots.
FeudalPrincess: *glare* Nevermind, the only question is, what's in it?
slash12 and FP are having thoughts about what's inside the ship until the hatch opens and a little green dude pops out and says-
Green Alien Guy: Greetins I am-
slash12: OH SHIT, IT FUCKING SPEAKS!
FeudalPrincess: Relax slash it's harmless. So little green alien guy what's your name?
Grteen Alien Guy: I am Goonter, I am from Globulus 14, I crash landed here to warn your people of an upcoming invasion, in which I am trying to stop.
slash12: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, why invade our planet?
Goonter: My people are enslaved by an evil king, my uncle, Gorm. He killed my father and stole his throne. Right now he's sending an armada of ships to come to Earth and invade your kind. I of course rebelled and escaped here, so I can find people of whom I can trust.
FeudalPrincess: So when will they be here?
Goonter: They will be here in 22 hours.
slash12: We gotta warn the others when they get home.
FeudalPrincess: I agree.
Goonter: There are others?
slash12: Yeah, in fact we made a league....A SKITZO LEAGUE!
Goonter: What's a Skitzo League?
slash12: Come inside Goonter, we're gonna tell you all about our league.
At 12:00 a.m.
Reo Speedwagon (drunk): WOOOHOOOOO! We sure had one crazy day.
MissMokkorina (drunk): I can't believe I drank that much Mountain Dew.
mattwilson83: Ummm guys, your not drunk, just hallucinating a little.
tetsigawind: Let's just go inside and-
*tets sees Arby wide-eyed, staring at Goonter in shock*
tetsigawind and ArbyMaster458: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AN ALIEN, A FUCKING ALIEN!
Reo Speedwagon: Oh shit, someone call the government!
FeudalPrincess: GUYS HE'S A FRIENDLY ALIEN!
Everyone except FP, slash and Goonter:.........AHHHHHHHHH E.T.
Later on......
shock777: So there's an invasion going on at 10:00 a.m. tomorrow?
Goonter: Yes.
tetsigawind: Freaky.
Goonter: Anyways, so how's this league gonna stop the invasion that my uncle planned?
Reo Speedwagon: I say we move to Connecticut.
hinatasdeviantart: Reos don't get any weird ideas.
adel123456789: I'm out of ideas.
Angelito-soldado: I say we get weapons of coolness and kill the king, thus putting freaky bug-eyed alien guy here on the throne, then we sign a peace treaty to never invade Earth forever and after freaky bug-eyed alien guy and his people can go back home.
tetsigawind: That just might work Angelito, but where are we gonna find weapons?
ArbyMaster458: Follow me everyone.
*ArbyMaster458 guides the league and Goonter to the basement where they see a regular wall untill Arby presses a secret button hidden in the wall. Behind it are a crud load of weapons, mechs and power armors.*
tetsigawind:.......Arby I love ya bro, and I'm not gay.
ArbyMaster458: I know.
slash12; We may have weapons but how will 14 people beat a crap load of aliens?
ArbyMaster458: Who says we're the only ones fighting this.
???: You called all of us here Arby?
ArbyMaster458: NARUTO!!!!
Naruto: Well there has to be a reason why you called the MARVEL Heroes and us Shonen Jump characters
*tets bows before Naruto and Hinata*
tetsigawind: Naruto, Hinata, I am Huge Fan of you guys.
Naruto and Hinata: Thanks
*Naruto and Hinata hug tets*
Naruo: I would like to give you something.
tetsigawind: What is it Naruto?
Naruto: My jacket.
tetsigawind: Thanks Naruto
*tets tries it on*
tetsigawind: How do I look?
Naruto: Great!
tetsigawind: Thanks.
Naruto: No problem
Ichigo: Is that an alien?
slash12: You brought the comic book and manga characters to life! How's that even possible!
ArbyMaster458: I'm just a smarty.
*tets bows before Ichigo*
tetsigawind: Ichigo Kurosaki I am a huge fan of yours, let me ask you a questions.
Ichigo: What is it?
tetsigawind: One, why can't you figure it out that Orhime likes you Ichigo, I mean, it's as plain as a bowl of rice.
Ichigo: Can you Explain how Orihime likes me?
tetsigawind: Sure well first off, she is always blushing when you are always around and always thinking of you and everything.
Ichigo: Wow Thanks.
tetsigawind: NP wanna shake hands
Ichigo: Sure tets.
*handshake*
tetsigawind: With an army like this, we may stand a chance.
ArbyMaster458: Exactly.
10:00 a.m.
Naruto: I can't believe aliens are real.
Inuyasha: I can't believe I'm working with people I don't even know.
tetsigawind: And Finally The Best Swordsman In The Fedual Era, Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Wow thanks.
tetsigawind: Do you know why my pen name is tetsigawind?
Everyone: No.
tetsigawind: It's cause of this man right here, Inuyasha. Inuyasha I would be honored if I could shake your hand.
Inuyasha: Okay.
*handshake*
Hinata: Will we be able to get back home in time for our date Naruto?
Naruto: Don't worry we will.
Hinata:
Spider-Man: Youch, and I thought we were fighting the Skrulls.
Wolverine: All the better to chop.
Deadpool: Never ever pick your noses with a samurai sword, or else it'll hurt like hell.
Everyone: Wait what?
Deadpool: What?
tetsigawind: Wade was that necessary?
Deadpool: I was just putting humor in the mix.
Goonter: They're here.
mattwilson83: Damn, that's a lot of aliens.
MissMokkorina: Well, luckily for us Shade and Arby were smart enough to give us Mark VI MJOLNIR Powered Assault Armor (note this armor is from Halo).
Shade-117:.......
*ArbyMaster458 puts on his Spartan helmet*
Arbymaster458: Your gonna have to speak some time soon, aren't I right Shade.
Shade-117:......
ArbyMaster458: Alright then.
*ArbyMaster458 boards a Banshee (Halo 3)*
ArbyMaster458: tets you better be alive after this.
tetsigawind: Of course I will, I mean without me we wouldn't be making all these stories.
ArbyMaster458: Agreed.
Deadpool: Isn't this whole thing a story too?
tetsigawind: What gave you that idea.
Deadpool: I mean right now someone is typing this whole story up and pretty soon he's gonna send this story to his partner, and then his partner who is the founder of this league will-
tetsigawind: Wade......shut up.
Deadpool: Fine don't listen to Deadpool, you're all gonna die anyways.
Arbymaster458: No we're not.
Deadpool:.....Shit you got me there. Anyways let's just hurry this up so I can go home.
mattwilson83: Well then let's get to it.
To be continued in The Skitzo League Episode 4: What the Shit? Invasion a fake?
by ArbyMaster458
Earlier during the day, slash12 and FeudalPrincess woke up just today, only to find out that the other members woke up early and went to Valley Fair and the new gigantic public that just opened today downtown. With nothing to do, the 2 just did a story that was supposed to be done tomorrow. After finishing the story, at exactly 12:00 p.m., a flying saucer crashed into tets' backyard.
Outside....
slash12: What is it?
FeudalPrincess: It's a-
slash12: That was a rhetorical question toots.
FeudalPrincess: *glare* Nevermind, the only question is, what's in it?
slash12 and FP are having thoughts about what's inside the ship until the hatch opens and a little green dude pops out and says-
Green Alien Guy: Greetins I am-
slash12: OH SHIT, IT FUCKING SPEAKS!
FeudalPrincess: Relax slash it's harmless. So little green alien guy what's your name?
Grteen Alien Guy: I am Goonter, I am from Globulus 14, I crash landed here to warn your people of an upcoming invasion, in which I am trying to stop.
slash12: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, why invade our planet?
Goonter: My people are enslaved by an evil king, my uncle, Gorm. He killed my father and stole his throne. Right now he's sending an armada of ships to come to Earth and invade your kind. I of course rebelled and escaped here, so I can find people of whom I can trust.
FeudalPrincess: So when will they be here?
Goonter: They will be here in 22 hours.
slash12: We gotta warn the others when they get home.
FeudalPrincess: I agree.
Goonter: There are others?
slash12: Yeah, in fact we made a league....A SKITZO LEAGUE!
Goonter: What's a Skitzo League?
slash12: Come inside Goonter, we're gonna tell you all about our league.
At 12:00 a.m.
Reo Speedwagon (drunk): WOOOHOOOOO! We sure had one crazy day.
MissMokkorina (drunk): I can't believe I drank that much Mountain Dew.
mattwilson83: Ummm guys, your not drunk, just hallucinating a little.
tetsigawind: Let's just go inside and-
*tets sees Arby wide-eyed, staring at Goonter in shock*
tetsigawind and ArbyMaster458: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AN ALIEN, A FUCKING ALIEN!
Reo Speedwagon: Oh shit, someone call the government!
FeudalPrincess: GUYS HE'S A FRIENDLY ALIEN!
Everyone except FP, slash and Goonter:.........AHHHHHHHHH E.T.
Later on......
shock777: So there's an invasion going on at 10:00 a.m. tomorrow?
Goonter: Yes.
tetsigawind: Freaky.
Goonter: Anyways, so how's this league gonna stop the invasion that my uncle planned?
Reo Speedwagon: I say we move to Connecticut.
hinatasdeviantart: Reos don't get any weird ideas.
adel123456789: I'm out of ideas.
Angelito-soldado: I say we get weapons of coolness and kill the king, thus putting freaky bug-eyed alien guy here on the throne, then we sign a peace treaty to never invade Earth forever and after freaky bug-eyed alien guy and his people can go back home.
tetsigawind: That just might work Angelito, but where are we gonna find weapons?
ArbyMaster458: Follow me everyone.
*ArbyMaster458 guides the league and Goonter to the basement where they see a regular wall untill Arby presses a secret button hidden in the wall. Behind it are a crud load of weapons, mechs and power armors.*
tetsigawind:.......Arby I love ya bro, and I'm not gay.
ArbyMaster458: I know.
slash12; We may have weapons but how will 14 people beat a crap load of aliens?
ArbyMaster458: Who says we're the only ones fighting this.
???: You called all of us here Arby?
ArbyMaster458: NARUTO!!!!
Naruto: Well there has to be a reason why you called the MARVEL Heroes and us Shonen Jump characters
*tets bows before Naruto and Hinata*
tetsigawind: Naruto, Hinata, I am Huge Fan of you guys.
Naruto and Hinata: Thanks
*Naruto and Hinata hug tets*
Naruo: I would like to give you something.
tetsigawind: What is it Naruto?
Naruto: My jacket.
tetsigawind: Thanks Naruto
*tets tries it on*
tetsigawind: How do I look?
Naruto: Great!
tetsigawind: Thanks.
Naruto: No problem
Ichigo: Is that an alien?
slash12: You brought the comic book and manga characters to life! How's that even possible!
ArbyMaster458: I'm just a smarty.
*tets bows before Ichigo*
tetsigawind: Ichigo Kurosaki I am a huge fan of yours, let me ask you a questions.
Ichigo: What is it?
tetsigawind: One, why can't you figure it out that Orhime likes you Ichigo, I mean, it's as plain as a bowl of rice.
Ichigo: Can you Explain how Orihime likes me?
tetsigawind: Sure well first off, she is always blushing when you are always around and always thinking of you and everything.
Ichigo: Wow Thanks.
tetsigawind: NP wanna shake hands
Ichigo: Sure tets.
*handshake*
tetsigawind: With an army like this, we may stand a chance.
ArbyMaster458: Exactly.
10:00 a.m.
Naruto: I can't believe aliens are real.
Inuyasha: I can't believe I'm working with people I don't even know.
tetsigawind: And Finally The Best Swordsman In The Fedual Era, Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Wow thanks.
tetsigawind: Do you know why my pen name is tetsigawind?
Everyone: No.
tetsigawind: It's cause of this man right here, Inuyasha. Inuyasha I would be honored if I could shake your hand.
Inuyasha: Okay.
*handshake*
Hinata: Will we be able to get back home in time for our date Naruto?
Naruto: Don't worry we will.
Hinata:
Spider-Man: Youch, and I thought we were fighting the Skrulls.
Wolverine: All the better to chop.
Deadpool: Never ever pick your noses with a samurai sword, or else it'll hurt like hell.
Everyone: Wait what?
Deadpool: What?
tetsigawind: Wade was that necessary?
Deadpool: I was just putting humor in the mix.
Goonter: They're here.
mattwilson83: Damn, that's a lot of aliens.
MissMokkorina: Well, luckily for us Shade and Arby were smart enough to give us Mark VI MJOLNIR Powered Assault Armor (note this armor is from Halo).
Shade-117:.......
*ArbyMaster458 puts on his Spartan helmet*
Arbymaster458: Your gonna have to speak some time soon, aren't I right Shade.
Shade-117:......
ArbyMaster458: Alright then.
*ArbyMaster458 boards a Banshee (Halo 3)*
ArbyMaster458: tets you better be alive after this.
tetsigawind: Of course I will, I mean without me we wouldn't be making all these stories.
ArbyMaster458: Agreed.
Deadpool: Isn't this whole thing a story too?
tetsigawind: What gave you that idea.
Deadpool: I mean right now someone is typing this whole story up and pretty soon he's gonna send this story to his partner, and then his partner who is the founder of this league will-
tetsigawind: Wade......shut up.
Deadpool: Fine don't listen to Deadpool, you're all gonna die anyways.
Arbymaster458: No we're not.
Deadpool:.....Shit you got me there. Anyways let's just hurry this up so I can go home.
mattwilson83: Well then let's get to it.
To be continued in The Skitzo League Episode 4: What the Shit? Invasion a fake?
The Skitzo League Episode 4: What the Shit? Invasion a Fake?
The Skitzo League Episode 4: What the Shit? Invasion a Fake?
By: ArbyMaster458
Supported by: The Skitzo League
Outside, The Skitzo League and the rest of the heroes are ready to fight.
tetsigawind: Man I hope we don't die, cause my mom's gonna make spaghetti for dinner tonight.
ArbyMaster458: Let's just get ready to-
???: Hey, are you guys The Skitzo League?
Everyone: !!!
???: Hello there, my name is Broshang; this is Onihikage.
Onihikage: Yo.
Broshang: That's fuzypurplehippykitty, or just Kitty.
fuzypurplehippykitty: Hey.
Broshang: That's-
punkgirl32: I don't need an introduction Broshang! Anyways I'm punkgirl32, but you all can call me Punky.
tetsigawind's mind:.....Goddamn she's hot!
punkgirl32: That's kat-anni, or just call her Anni; He's GRIDALIEN.
ArbyMaster458: Can I call him G-Man?
punkgirl32: NO FUCK YOU!
tetsigawind: Hey don't yell at him!
tetsigawind's mind: OMG her badassery! *fap fap fap fap*
punkgirl32:......you shut up too.
tetsigawind's mind: She talked to me in a badass way *FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*
punkgirl32: And that's elena-hinata, or just call her Elly. Oh and we want to join the League.
ArbyMaster458: Ummm we would but....we're in the middle of beginning a war right now so we'll recruit you guys later.
Broshang: Oh cool a war! Can we join in?
ArbyMaster458: Hell yeah!
Broshang: Cool.
tetsigawind:.....Okay then, let's battle the aliens already; we've been talking for 10 fucking minutes, I just wanna kill something already!
Deadpool:*sings* Why can't we be friends? Why can't we-e be friends?
ReoSpeedwagon: Hey I'm the only one that can break into song when I feel like it!
Deadpool: Not anymore.
*While the good side is arguing*
Random Alien #1: WTF ARE THEY DOING! WE BROUGHT A HUGE ARMADA TO KILL ONE GUY FOR 35 HOURS AND WHAT DO WE GET? A BUNCH OF IDIOTS ON A BARREN ROCK, FUCK!
Random Alien #2: Yeah I wanna punch sumting. *punches a boulder and shatters his fist* AHH SHIT!!! Umm....I was just seeing if this rock was hard.
Random Alien #1: That's not the only thing that's hard.
Random Alien #2: What do you mean by....Are you gay?
Random Alien #1: !!!! Hell no, what makes you think I'm.....okay yeah I'm gay.
Random Alien #2:......Me too....wanna screw?
Random Alien #1:....
WARNING! The following seen is too graphic to be described even with words. Scene may cause death, or turn you gay, viewer discretion is advised.
Random Alien #3: *Opens door* OMG AHH AHHH, Greg come over here!
Greg: *advancing to where Tom is* What Tom, what's goin' on? And where's Jim and Kreegblap- AAHHHHH!
*After some unnecessary events, the good guys finally went into battle and pwned the evil armada. After...*
Gorm: WTF, You killed my armada!
Deadpool: You know it wasn't that hard killing aliens, now there's only a few wounded and most of them are dead.
tetsigawind: And as always the good guys defeat the bad guys.
Gorm:......WTF are you talking about, we're the good guys!
tetsigawind:.....What?
Gorm: My armada and I were trying to kill Goonter because he assassinated my brother in order to gain the throne, and when I got the throne I realized that he killed him in order to create an unstoppable army to rule the universe. So to make it all simple, you helped the bad guy.
ReoSpeedwagon:Well, look at it this way: you saw how badly you guys sucked today *stares at the dead and gay nakedness of Jim and Kreegblap* literally in some cases. And now that we exploited this, you can see that you guys need either a lot more training or powerful allies like us.
Gorm: Well then now that I have your attention, where's my evil nephew?
MissMokkorina: Umm guys, Goonter just boarded a ship and is flying away.
tetsigawind: Crap, this cliche always happens when the good guys are distracted. Wait, where's Arby?
Naruto: He may be following Goonter.
MissMokkorina: All by himself! We Have to go help him!
slash12: Don't worry Mokko, I know Arby, he won't die, I promise.
tetsigawind's mind: Arby you'd better be okay buddy, don't die on us.
MissMokkorina: Arby...
Gorm: So....what do we do now?
tetsigawind: We hope, hope that my friend is alive.
*In the ship*
Goonter: Haha, those fucking retards didn't know what hit them, now I can finally-
???: How could you?
Goonter: What the?
*Goonter sees Arby*
ArbyMaster458: You no good E.T. drunky of an alien. You set us up, now I'm gonna kick your ass.
Goonter: How are you gonna do that, I have the most powerfulest technology in this ship.
ArbyMaster458: Yeah well I have a knife, and it's sharp enough to cut something, like your dick.
Goonter: Are you fuckin' kidding me? I'll shoot you before you can-
*slice*
Goonter: OW! OW-HAW-HAW! DAMMIT, MY ALIEN PROBE! SSS- AHHHH!
ArbyMaster458: Alright now to-
*Goonter kicks Arby in the nuts*
ArbyMaster458: Ah fuck my yam bag! Why would you aim there?
Goonter: Same reason why you sliced off my beaver cleaver! Oh and my people are known to have 2 of them.
ArbyMaster458: You have 2 dicks?
Goonter: Yeah, and you only sliced one! AHAHAHA-
*another slice*
Goonter: AWW!!!! DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!! STOP DOING THAT WHEN I'M DISTRACTED! IT'S CHEAP!
ArbyMaster458: Well yeah, but it's 2 for 2. Try to make love now, I guess the only sex you'll be doing is receiving.
*Both of them get up*
Goonter: Anyways, like Optimus Prime would say, "One shall stand one shall-"
*Arby shoots Goonter in the right leg, with a gun and Goonter falls on the floor*
ArbyMaster458: Fall? Yeah I already heard that line. I guess you FELL for it.
Goonter: Where'd you get that gun?!
ArbyMaster458: I don't know; actually I don't even remember where I got it.
Goonter: Damn, don't tell me it's one of those good guy cliches where the hero conveniently finds a weapon next to him.
ArbyMaster458:....Shit I guess you're right.
*Goonter gets up again*
Goonter: So how many bullets were in that gun?
ArbyMaster458: Oh now I remember how I got the gun!
*Flashback, While he was distracted Arby explore the ship. While exploring, Arby went to the bathroom, then he went and made a sandwich to eat and then sees a glass case that says "In case evil bad guy is distracted, break glass, has a gun with only one bullet in it, I suggest you shoot his/her leg or something."
Goonter: Dammit.
ArbyMaster458: Let's just fight cause my friends are waiting for me and worrying by now.
Goonter: Okay lets see who will survive. Oh and in the end I know that I'll be victorious.
ArbyMaster458: We'll see about that.
*With that, Arby and Goonter clash and the screen goes blank*
Will Arby defeat Goonter, or will he die by Goonter's hands? the shocking conclusion will be reveled in The Skitzo League Episode 5: Arby's Fate
By: ArbyMaster458
Supported by: The Skitzo League
Outside, The Skitzo League and the rest of the heroes are ready to fight.
tetsigawind: Man I hope we don't die, cause my mom's gonna make spaghetti for dinner tonight.
ArbyMaster458: Let's just get ready to-
???: Hey, are you guys The Skitzo League?
Everyone: !!!
???: Hello there, my name is Broshang; this is Onihikage.
Onihikage: Yo.
Broshang: That's fuzypurplehippykitty, or just Kitty.
fuzypurplehippykitty: Hey.
Broshang: That's-
punkgirl32: I don't need an introduction Broshang! Anyways I'm punkgirl32, but you all can call me Punky.
tetsigawind's mind:.....Goddamn she's hot!
punkgirl32: That's kat-anni, or just call her Anni; He's GRIDALIEN.
ArbyMaster458: Can I call him G-Man?
punkgirl32: NO FUCK YOU!
tetsigawind: Hey don't yell at him!
tetsigawind's mind: OMG her badassery! *fap fap fap fap*
punkgirl32:......you shut up too.
tetsigawind's mind: She talked to me in a badass way *FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*
punkgirl32: And that's elena-hinata, or just call her Elly. Oh and we want to join the League.
ArbyMaster458: Ummm we would but....we're in the middle of beginning a war right now so we'll recruit you guys later.
Broshang: Oh cool a war! Can we join in?
ArbyMaster458: Hell yeah!
Broshang: Cool.
tetsigawind:.....Okay then, let's battle the aliens already; we've been talking for 10 fucking minutes, I just wanna kill something already!
Deadpool:*sings* Why can't we be friends? Why can't we-e be friends?
ReoSpeedwagon: Hey I'm the only one that can break into song when I feel like it!
Deadpool: Not anymore.
*While the good side is arguing*
Random Alien #1: WTF ARE THEY DOING! WE BROUGHT A HUGE ARMADA TO KILL ONE GUY FOR 35 HOURS AND WHAT DO WE GET? A BUNCH OF IDIOTS ON A BARREN ROCK, FUCK!
Random Alien #2: Yeah I wanna punch sumting. *punches a boulder and shatters his fist* AHH SHIT!!! Umm....I was just seeing if this rock was hard.
Random Alien #1: That's not the only thing that's hard.
Random Alien #2: What do you mean by....Are you gay?
Random Alien #1: !!!! Hell no, what makes you think I'm.....okay yeah I'm gay.
Random Alien #2:......Me too....wanna screw?
Random Alien #1:....
WARNING! The following seen is too graphic to be described even with words. Scene may cause death, or turn you gay, viewer discretion is advised.
Random Alien #3: *Opens door* OMG AHH AHHH, Greg come over here!
Greg: *advancing to where Tom is* What Tom, what's goin' on? And where's Jim and Kreegblap- AAHHHHH!
*After some unnecessary events, the good guys finally went into battle and pwned the evil armada. After...*
Gorm: WTF, You killed my armada!
Deadpool: You know it wasn't that hard killing aliens, now there's only a few wounded and most of them are dead.
tetsigawind: And as always the good guys defeat the bad guys.
Gorm:......WTF are you talking about, we're the good guys!
tetsigawind:.....What?
Gorm: My armada and I were trying to kill Goonter because he assassinated my brother in order to gain the throne, and when I got the throne I realized that he killed him in order to create an unstoppable army to rule the universe. So to make it all simple, you helped the bad guy.
ReoSpeedwagon:Well, look at it this way: you saw how badly you guys sucked today *stares at the dead and gay nakedness of Jim and Kreegblap* literally in some cases. And now that we exploited this, you can see that you guys need either a lot more training or powerful allies like us.
Gorm: Well then now that I have your attention, where's my evil nephew?
MissMokkorina: Umm guys, Goonter just boarded a ship and is flying away.
tetsigawind: Crap, this cliche always happens when the good guys are distracted. Wait, where's Arby?
Naruto: He may be following Goonter.
MissMokkorina: All by himself! We Have to go help him!
slash12: Don't worry Mokko, I know Arby, he won't die, I promise.
tetsigawind's mind: Arby you'd better be okay buddy, don't die on us.
MissMokkorina: Arby...
Gorm: So....what do we do now?
tetsigawind: We hope, hope that my friend is alive.
*In the ship*
Goonter: Haha, those fucking retards didn't know what hit them, now I can finally-
???: How could you?
Goonter: What the?
*Goonter sees Arby*
ArbyMaster458: You no good E.T. drunky of an alien. You set us up, now I'm gonna kick your ass.
Goonter: How are you gonna do that, I have the most powerfulest technology in this ship.
ArbyMaster458: Yeah well I have a knife, and it's sharp enough to cut something, like your dick.
Goonter: Are you fuckin' kidding me? I'll shoot you before you can-
*slice*
Goonter: OW! OW-HAW-HAW! DAMMIT, MY ALIEN PROBE! SSS- AHHHH!
ArbyMaster458: Alright now to-
*Goonter kicks Arby in the nuts*
ArbyMaster458: Ah fuck my yam bag! Why would you aim there?
Goonter: Same reason why you sliced off my beaver cleaver! Oh and my people are known to have 2 of them.
ArbyMaster458: You have 2 dicks?
Goonter: Yeah, and you only sliced one! AHAHAHA-
*another slice*
Goonter: AWW!!!! DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!! STOP DOING THAT WHEN I'M DISTRACTED! IT'S CHEAP!
ArbyMaster458: Well yeah, but it's 2 for 2. Try to make love now, I guess the only sex you'll be doing is receiving.
*Both of them get up*
Goonter: Anyways, like Optimus Prime would say, "One shall stand one shall-"
*Arby shoots Goonter in the right leg, with a gun and Goonter falls on the floor*
ArbyMaster458: Fall? Yeah I already heard that line. I guess you FELL for it.
Goonter: Where'd you get that gun?!
ArbyMaster458: I don't know; actually I don't even remember where I got it.
Goonter: Damn, don't tell me it's one of those good guy cliches where the hero conveniently finds a weapon next to him.
ArbyMaster458:....Shit I guess you're right.
*Goonter gets up again*
Goonter: So how many bullets were in that gun?
ArbyMaster458: Oh now I remember how I got the gun!
*Flashback, While he was distracted Arby explore the ship. While exploring, Arby went to the bathroom, then he went and made a sandwich to eat and then sees a glass case that says "In case evil bad guy is distracted, break glass, has a gun with only one bullet in it, I suggest you shoot his/her leg or something."
Goonter: Dammit.
ArbyMaster458: Let's just fight cause my friends are waiting for me and worrying by now.
Goonter: Okay lets see who will survive. Oh and in the end I know that I'll be victorious.
ArbyMaster458: We'll see about that.
*With that, Arby and Goonter clash and the screen goes blank*
Will Arby defeat Goonter, or will he die by Goonter's hands? the shocking conclusion will be reveled in The Skitzo League Episode 5: Arby's Fate
The Skitzo League Episode 5 "Arby's Fate"
The Skitzo League Episode 5 "Arby's Fate"
by: ArbyMaster458
Supported by: tetsigawind and The Skitzo League
Guest starring: Commander Shepard (Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2)
It had been 2 weks since the fake invasion, everything was back to normal, except for one problem: A life was lost. ArbyMaster458 aka Arby, was lost during the confrontation while he was chasing after Goonter, an alien renegade. He was last seen fighting Goonter in his ship lightyears away from Earth. After the invasion, Many anime, MARVEL, and DC heroes came to pay respects to The Skitzo League's fallen comrade, who was presumed M.I.A. (Missing In Action), and lost in the stars. The only people who were saddest the most were tets, FP, Reos, and Mokko. The story skips to now, with tets playing Mass Effect 2 with Reos.
Reo Speedwagon:......Sure is quiet huh tets?
tetsigawind:......
*Matt arrives*
mattwilson83: Face it guys, Arby is gone, we just have to-
Reo Speedwagon: Don't say it Matt!!! We just lost a great comrade 2 weeks ago! Shut your damn mouth!
mattwilson83:......I'm sorry.
Reo Speedwagon: Goddammit I miss that dude, I also miss how he always pwned me in Halo 3.
slash12: Not only that, Mokko is pretty upset, and the others are trying to keep her normal.
tetsigawind: Ahh I remember the 1st time we made The Skitzo League, it was on Christmas....I'm gonna miss those times.
*Suddenly a ship arrives on tets' backyard and then...*
????: I'M BACK FROM SPACE!!!!
*Everyone rushes outside*
Everyone: WTF!!!!!
tetsigawind: ARBY!!!!
ArbyMaster458: Hey dude what's shakin?
tetsigawind: Thanks God. Arby, how did you, I mean, you're here!?
???: He was already dead when we found him.
slash12: Who said that?
???: I did.
*The person comes out of the ship, revealing himself to be the legendary Commander Shepard of The Normandy*
Shade-117:......Commander Shepard.
Shepard: Shade? Huh, didn't expect you to be here.
Reo Speedwagon: You know Shade?
Shepard: Bailed him out of an abandoned space prison that was used by an enemy I was facing.
Reo Speedwagon: Ahhh.
tetsigawind: So how is he dead? I mean he's standing right here.
ArbyMaster458: Allow me to explain, but first, I'm hungry.
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
tetsigawind: Okay Arby, we were just about to have dinner, maybe after that you can enlighten us with your adventure. How about it?
ArbyMaster458: YAY A WELCOME PARTY!
tetsigawind: But first, you're welcome home gift.
ArbyMaster458: Oh cool a gift, what is it?
*tets comes over and kicks arby softly in the nuts*
ArbyMaster458: Ahhh my ballsac! What was that for?!
tetsigawind: For making me and the League worry about you being dead or Missing In Action, and if you ever endarger your life like that again we will all kick your nuts, right everyone?
Everyone: Right
ArbyMaster458: Okay
tetsigawind: Now let's go in and eat, it's Ramen night, and guess who stayed.
Naruto: Get it while it's warm, Hinata, Mokko, FP and Sakura made it just for this type of celebration. Arby, I thought you were dead.
Deadpool: I guess that make him a zombie.
Shepard: Well he was dead, until I revived him.
Deadpool: Huh figures, anyways let's eat, cause right now I'm so $#@&ing hungry.
Naruto: For once Wade, I agree with you, even though you kill people.
Shepard: I kill bad guys, you have a problem with that?
Naruto: Ummm.....No
Naruto's Mind: This guy scares me, how does he do that?
Shepard: Good, something tells me that we're gonna get along fine.
Naruto: I'm glad to hear that.
*At the table*
ArbyMaster458: All right, Beef Ramen Supreme! This is the best welcome home party ever!
tetsigawind: Alright everyone let's dig in in.
Everyone: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....Itadakimasu!
*And the now reunited Skitzo League, Naruto, Hinata, and Shepard go eat dinner*
To be continued in: The Skitzo League Episode 6: Mass Erection
by: ArbyMaster458
Supported by: tetsigawind and The Skitzo League
Guest starring: Commander Shepard (Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2)
It had been 2 weks since the fake invasion, everything was back to normal, except for one problem: A life was lost. ArbyMaster458 aka Arby, was lost during the confrontation while he was chasing after Goonter, an alien renegade. He was last seen fighting Goonter in his ship lightyears away from Earth. After the invasion, Many anime, MARVEL, and DC heroes came to pay respects to The Skitzo League's fallen comrade, who was presumed M.I.A. (Missing In Action), and lost in the stars. The only people who were saddest the most were tets, FP, Reos, and Mokko. The story skips to now, with tets playing Mass Effect 2 with Reos.
Reo Speedwagon:......Sure is quiet huh tets?
tetsigawind:......
*Matt arrives*
mattwilson83: Face it guys, Arby is gone, we just have to-
Reo Speedwagon: Don't say it Matt!!! We just lost a great comrade 2 weeks ago! Shut your damn mouth!
mattwilson83:......I'm sorry.
Reo Speedwagon: Goddammit I miss that dude, I also miss how he always pwned me in Halo 3.
slash12: Not only that, Mokko is pretty upset, and the others are trying to keep her normal.
tetsigawind: Ahh I remember the 1st time we made The Skitzo League, it was on Christmas....I'm gonna miss those times.
*Suddenly a ship arrives on tets' backyard and then...*
????: I'M BACK FROM SPACE!!!!
*Everyone rushes outside*
Everyone: WTF!!!!!
tetsigawind: ARBY!!!!
ArbyMaster458: Hey dude what's shakin?
tetsigawind: Thanks God. Arby, how did you, I mean, you're here!?
???: He was already dead when we found him.
slash12: Who said that?
???: I did.
*The person comes out of the ship, revealing himself to be the legendary Commander Shepard of The Normandy*
Shade-117:......Commander Shepard.
Shepard: Shade? Huh, didn't expect you to be here.
Reo Speedwagon: You know Shade?
Shepard: Bailed him out of an abandoned space prison that was used by an enemy I was facing.
Reo Speedwagon: Ahhh.
tetsigawind: So how is he dead? I mean he's standing right here.
ArbyMaster458: Allow me to explain, but first, I'm hungry.
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
tetsigawind: Okay Arby, we were just about to have dinner, maybe after that you can enlighten us with your adventure. How about it?
ArbyMaster458: YAY A WELCOME PARTY!
tetsigawind: But first, you're welcome home gift.
ArbyMaster458: Oh cool a gift, what is it?
*tets comes over and kicks arby softly in the nuts*
ArbyMaster458: Ahhh my ballsac! What was that for?!
tetsigawind: For making me and the League worry about you being dead or Missing In Action, and if you ever endarger your life like that again we will all kick your nuts, right everyone?
Everyone: Right
ArbyMaster458: Okay
tetsigawind: Now let's go in and eat, it's Ramen night, and guess who stayed.
Naruto: Get it while it's warm, Hinata, Mokko, FP and Sakura made it just for this type of celebration. Arby, I thought you were dead.
Deadpool: I guess that make him a zombie.
Shepard: Well he was dead, until I revived him.
Deadpool: Huh figures, anyways let's eat, cause right now I'm so $#@&ing hungry.
Naruto: For once Wade, I agree with you, even though you kill people.
Shepard: I kill bad guys, you have a problem with that?
Naruto: Ummm.....No
Naruto's Mind: This guy scares me, how does he do that?
Shepard: Good, something tells me that we're gonna get along fine.
Naruto: I'm glad to hear that.
*At the table*
ArbyMaster458: All right, Beef Ramen Supreme! This is the best welcome home party ever!
tetsigawind: Alright everyone let's dig in in.
Everyone: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....Itadakimasu!
*And the now reunited Skitzo League, Naruto, Hinata, and Shepard go eat dinner*
To be continued in: The Skitzo League Episode 6: Mass Erection
The Skitzo League Episode 6: Mass Erection
The Skitzo League Episode 6: Mass Erection
by: ArbyMaster458
Guest Starring: Commander Shepard and his crew (Mass Effect Series)
Note: Shepard's crew only shows up in the flashbacks.
*After dinner*
tetsigawind: Well...now that the dinner is done, tell us all about you're adventure Arby.
ArbyMaster458: All right! Everybody gather around, cause this is one juicy story.
Hinata: Oh do tell!
ArbyMaster458: Alright here it goes! Well to start things off, I was fighting Goonter.
*Flashback starts off with the clash*
Goonter: You fight pretty well Arby.
ArbyMaster458: So do you.
Goonter: Pretty soon, we'll both be dead.
ArbyMaster458: Over my dead body!
Arby and Goonter do one last punch. Goonter dies from Arby's punch, snapping Goonters neck. Arby then dies from his wounds.
Naruto: WAIT, YOU DIED!
ArbyMaster458: Hell yeah!
Shade-117: It's practically impossible for a human to survive his death.
ArbyMaster458: Which was why Shepard here saved my corpse. Here's how it happened.
*Flashback starts with Shepard boarding Goonter's ship. As he is searching for survivors, he spots Arby's dead body*
Shepard: Joker we've found a kid, he's dead but we'll be able to use the Lazarus project to bring him back.
Joker: Alright, I'll have Mordin and Miranda working on him, just bring his body to the lab in The Normandy.
Shepard: Alright.
*In the Normandy, The Lazarus Project works on tending Arby's wounds, healing him, and making sure the project works again. Later on, he starts waking up.*
ArbyMaster458: Am I dead?
Miranda: Patient seems to show signs of recovery. You alright kid?
ArbyMaster458: God??? Is that you?
Miranda: You may show signs of dizziness, oh and I'm not God.
ArbyMaster458: Are you The Devil?
Miranda:.....Are you drunk?
ArbyMaster458:......No.
Miranda: Then it's a no.
*Arby then starts to hallucinate*
Miranda: Watch it kid, you're not ready to walk yet. I'll help you up.
ArbyMaster458 in his somewhat drunk state: Wow sexy lady, you're so hot, I should date you than that pain in the ass Mokko at my home planet.
Miranda: Sorry kid, I already have Shepard dating me, so I'm not available.
ArbyMaster458: You know what screw it, I'm gonna do you like what Superman did to Lois Lane.
Shepard: That's enough kid.
ArbyMaster458: Are you......you know what I was just kidding, I still love Mokko. That, and I'm not hallucinating, just trying to make a funny.
Shepard:....Okay.
ArbyMaster458: So, where am I?
Shepard: You're in the Normandy.
ArbyMaster458: Cool pad, I should think about making a ship for my friends at home.
Tali: Shepard I just heard that you brought back a human.
Shepard: Yes Tali we have another human in our ship.
ArbyMaster458:.....What is she?
Shepard: Oh she's just a quarian, she's nice and great at tech.
ArbyMaster458: So....I'm in a ship with aliens........COOOOL!
Shepard: Well he sure adapted to his surroundings really quickly. Anyways, we've got work to do, I'm gonna have Thane, Grunt, Garrus, and Mordin to babysit you, just in case you do anything stupid.
ArbyMaster458: ArbyMaster458: So I have to be watched by a green guy, a tank bred fat guy, a somewhat wounded war veteran, and a...........Bill Nye The Science Guy Look-a-like.
Shepard: But they're the best there is. Now are there any questions you want to tell me
ArbyMaster458:......Is there a food court in this ship?
Shepard: Just take the elevator to level 3.
ArbyMaster458: Okay.
*When Arby meets with his babysitters..
ArbyMaster458: So.......you guys are part of his crew.
Garrus: Yes, yes we are. I am Garrus, Shepard's old colleague during the battle against Saren.
Grunt: I am Urdnot Grunt tank-bred from Okeer, and powerful Krogan.
ArbyMaster458: YOU'RE TANK-BRED! THAT's GrOSS!
Garrus: He meant that he was an experiment.
ArbyMaster458: Oh....no hard feelings?
Grunt:.....I want to kill you.
Garrus: This here is Thane Krios, he's an assassin.
Thane: Nice to meet you.
ArbyMaster458: Sweet an assassin, now we're talking!
Garrus: And this is Mordin Solus, he's a salarian scientist.
ArbyMaster458:..
by: ArbyMaster458
Guest Starring: Commander Shepard and his crew (Mass Effect Series)
Note: Shepard's crew only shows up in the flashbacks.
*After dinner*
tetsigawind: Well...now that the dinner is done, tell us all about you're adventure Arby.
ArbyMaster458: All right! Everybody gather around, cause this is one juicy story.
Hinata: Oh do tell!
ArbyMaster458: Alright here it goes! Well to start things off, I was fighting Goonter.
*Flashback starts off with the clash*
Goonter: You fight pretty well Arby.
ArbyMaster458: So do you.
Goonter: Pretty soon, we'll both be dead.
ArbyMaster458: Over my dead body!
Arby and Goonter do one last punch. Goonter dies from Arby's punch, snapping Goonters neck. Arby then dies from his wounds.
Naruto: WAIT, YOU DIED!
ArbyMaster458: Hell yeah!
Shade-117: It's practically impossible for a human to survive his death.
ArbyMaster458: Which was why Shepard here saved my corpse. Here's how it happened.
*Flashback starts with Shepard boarding Goonter's ship. As he is searching for survivors, he spots Arby's dead body*
Shepard: Joker we've found a kid, he's dead but we'll be able to use the Lazarus project to bring him back.
Joker: Alright, I'll have Mordin and Miranda working on him, just bring his body to the lab in The Normandy.
Shepard: Alright.
*In the Normandy, The Lazarus Project works on tending Arby's wounds, healing him, and making sure the project works again. Later on, he starts waking up.*
ArbyMaster458: Am I dead?
Miranda: Patient seems to show signs of recovery. You alright kid?
ArbyMaster458: God??? Is that you?
Miranda: You may show signs of dizziness, oh and I'm not God.
ArbyMaster458: Are you The Devil?
Miranda:.....Are you drunk?
ArbyMaster458:......No.
Miranda: Then it's a no.
*Arby then starts to hallucinate*
Miranda: Watch it kid, you're not ready to walk yet. I'll help you up.
ArbyMaster458 in his somewhat drunk state: Wow sexy lady, you're so hot, I should date you than that pain in the ass Mokko at my home planet.
Miranda: Sorry kid, I already have Shepard dating me, so I'm not available.
ArbyMaster458: You know what screw it, I'm gonna do you like what Superman did to Lois Lane.
Shepard: That's enough kid.
ArbyMaster458: Are you......you know what I was just kidding, I still love Mokko. That, and I'm not hallucinating, just trying to make a funny.
Shepard:....Okay.
ArbyMaster458: So, where am I?
Shepard: You're in the Normandy.
ArbyMaster458: Cool pad, I should think about making a ship for my friends at home.
Tali: Shepard I just heard that you brought back a human.
Shepard: Yes Tali we have another human in our ship.
ArbyMaster458:.....What is she?
Shepard: Oh she's just a quarian, she's nice and great at tech.
ArbyMaster458: So....I'm in a ship with aliens........COOOOL!
Shepard: Well he sure adapted to his surroundings really quickly. Anyways, we've got work to do, I'm gonna have Thane, Grunt, Garrus, and Mordin to babysit you, just in case you do anything stupid.
ArbyMaster458: ArbyMaster458: So I have to be watched by a green guy, a tank bred fat guy, a somewhat wounded war veteran, and a...........Bill Nye The Science Guy Look-a-like.
Shepard: But they're the best there is. Now are there any questions you want to tell me
ArbyMaster458:......Is there a food court in this ship?
Shepard: Just take the elevator to level 3.
ArbyMaster458: Okay.
*When Arby meets with his babysitters..
ArbyMaster458: So.......you guys are part of his crew.
Garrus: Yes, yes we are. I am Garrus, Shepard's old colleague during the battle against Saren.
Grunt: I am Urdnot Grunt tank-bred from Okeer, and powerful Krogan.
ArbyMaster458: YOU'RE TANK-BRED! THAT's GrOSS!
Garrus: He meant that he was an experiment.
ArbyMaster458: Oh....no hard feelings?
Grunt:.....I want to kill you.
Garrus: This here is Thane Krios, he's an assassin.
Thane: Nice to meet you.
ArbyMaster458: Sweet an assassin, now we're talking!
Garrus: And this is Mordin Solus, he's a salarian scientist.
ArbyMaster458:..
The Skitzo League Episode 7: Free Night! The Night Is Still Young
The Skitzo League Episode 7: Free Night! The Night Is Still Young
by: ArbyMaster458
Note: It's like date night, but with partying and stuff you get the picture
Later that evening, The League was dressing up for a free night only party that Mokko suggested after a long days work. The party will take place at the biggest motel in the city where there will be lots of food, entertainment, and best of all....video games. The League was planning to stay there the whole night, just them, and no one else to ruin it, and best of all....Reos was planning to sing Adam Lambert's best song at the concert as part of the show as well as other songs.
tetsigawind: Come on people! We're not getting any younger than this!
punkgirl32: It was nice of you're parents to let us go to the all-night party tets.
tetsigawind: Yeah, they're the best.
Reo Speedwagon: Hey Arby, do I look awesome in this suit?
ArbyMaster458: You look like a sac of crap! Just kidding, you are looking COOL!
Reo Speedwagon: Thanks Arby, now where's my guitar?
ArbyMaster458: Right over here compadre'!
Reo Speedwagon: Sherry, thank god I found you!
ArbyMaster458:.....You name you're guitar?
Reo Speedwagon: Yeah.
ArbyMaster458:.....Remind me to sign you up for an appointment with a therapist.
*Later*
tetsigawind: Alright let's go!
*Reos starts his car*
mattwilson83: Man I sure have been looking forward to this.
slash12: Don't get you're hopes up Matt, we just started going to the party.
FeudalPrincess: Slash don't bully Matt.
slash: Whatever floats you're boat toots.
FeudalPrincess: You're such an annoyance!
*FP turns away. Slash turns his sights on Arby*
slash12:.....She digs me.
ArbyMaster458: Are you sure?
slash12: Positive Arby.
*Reos is practicing his singing*
Reo Speedwagon (while playing his guitar): Just don’t give up
I’m workin' it out
Please don’t give in
I won’t let you down
It messed me up
Need a second to breathe.
Just keep coming around.
Hey!
What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?
Broshang: Nice pipes Reos.
Reo Speedwagon: Thanks.
ArbyMaster458: Just don't spoil the entertainment on us Reos. Save all that for the party.
Reo Speedwagon: Just rehearsing Arby.
ArbyMaster458: Well we're here.
*The League exits the car to see where they're gonna spend they're night at. They oooed and awed*
tetsigawind: Well what are we standing here for, LET'S PARTY!
*The league entersthe motel, stopping to show they're reservations to the party*
Reo Speedwagon: Hello we're here for the all night party.
Some guy: Let's see.......ah, so you're here for entertainment for the guests.
Reo Speedwagon: I would like to give my friends free access to the whole party for tonight.
Some guy: Oh yes yes, Reos and co. Have fun.
*They get they're pass and enter the room*
tetsigawind: Alright, let's go eat, Arby's paying.
ArbyMaster458: HEY!
*The League sits down, the waiter soon arrives*
Waiter: What can I get you for this evening?
tetsigawind: I'll have the spaghetti and meatballs and a glass of water.
adel123456789: I'm going to have the shrimp and dip surprise with tartar sauce and Sprite.
Angelito-soldado: I'll have the chicken fingers and mashed potatoes, and Dr. Pepper.
Broshang: I'll have The Steak, medium rare, as well as a Diet Coke.
elena-hinata: I'll have the Swedish Meatballs and Mashed Potatoes with gravy and mushrooms, and a glass of water.
FairyOfEarth: I'll have the chicken salad and some Mr. Pibb.
fuzypurplehippykitty: I'll have the same, but some Pepsi.
GRIDALIEN: I'll have the ribs, extra barbecue sauce, and onion rings, as well as some lemonade.
hinatasdeviantart: I'll have some Pork Ramen, and water.
kat-anni: Chow Mein and some Diet Mountain Dew.
LLawlietsgirl3: I'll have the Rice Soup, and some Coca-Cola.
MissMokkorina: Chicken Salad, and some Mountain Dew.
Onihikage: Fried Rice, and Dr. Pepper for my drink.
Pia-sama: I'll have the Sushi, and some water.
punkgirl32: Spaghetti and meatballs, and some Grape Soda.
Shade-117:......I'm gonna have some Ramen as well.
shock777: I'll have the seafood special and some water.
stormchan: I'll have some steak, and some Mountain Dew.
slash12: Mashed potatoes and gravy, and a steak, and some orange soda.
FeudalPrincess: Sushi and some fruit punch.
Reo Speedwagon: Onion rings and some Coca-Cola.
ArbyMaster458:......I'LL HAVE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE ON THE MENU!
Waiter: Woah, that's a lot! Right away.
*The League finish they're meal surprisingly, but that's not the only thing that's surprising.*
tetsigawind: Damn Arby you eat a lot!
ArbyMaster458: No shit! Anyways, I'm gonna check out the Master Game Room, they have a crap load of games to play there!
tetsigawind: Alright everybody enjoy yourselves, and then meet back here for Reos's performance.
Everyone: Alright.
*The league then separate and enjoy themselves. One by one, each member was having a good time. Later on, they grouped back up for Reos's performance*
Reo Speedwagon: Alright how's everybody doing tonight!?
*Everyone in the room cheers*
Reo Speedwagon: Well, to start things off, I'm gonna play Whataya Want From Me by Adam Lambert.
*Eyes are focused on Reos*
Reo Speedwagon: *Pays his guitar* Hey, slow it down
Whataya want from me
Whataya want from me
Yeah, I'm afraid
Whataya want from me
Whataya want from me
There might have been a time
When I would give myself away
Ooh Once upon a time
I didn't give a damn
But now...here we are
So whataya want from me
Whataya want from me
Just don't give up
I'm workin it out
Please don't give in
I won't let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around
Hey, whataya want from me
Whataya want from me x2
Yeah, it's plain to see
that baby you're beautiful
And it's nothing wrong with you
It's me, I'm a freak
but thanks for lovin me
Cause you're doing it perfectly
There might have been a time
When I would let you step away
I wouldn't even try but I think
you could save my life
Just don't give up
I'm workin it out
Please don't give in
I won't let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around
Hey, whataya want from me
Whataya want from me x3
*guitar play*
Just don't give up on me ahh.......
I won't let you down
*guitar play*
No, I won' let you down
So.....
Just don' give up
I'm working it out
Please don't give in
I won't let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around
Hey, whataya want from me
Just don't give up
I'm working it out
Please don't give in
I won't let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around
Hey, whataya want from me (Whataya want from me)
Whataya want from me (Whataya want from me)
Whataya want from me (Whataya want from me)
Crowd cheers for Reos's performance, Reos continues his performance until its over. After, the Leage get a room and rest for the whole night. The next day The League returns home.
tetsigawind: That was no doubt, the best shindig in the world.
ArbyMaster458: I was a party animal.
Reo Speedwagon: And I totally rocked out the stage.
tetsigawind: That night was totally worth it.
*Arby farts*
ArbyMaster458:....And I just farted.
FeudalPrincess:...I still don't know what you see in him Mokko.
MissMokkorina: He's an all-around nice guy.
ArbyMaster458: And this episode is over.
The End
Next Episode- The Skitzo League Episode 8: The Great Pokemon Adventure.
by: ArbyMaster458
Note: It's like date night, but with partying and stuff you get the picture
Later that evening, The League was dressing up for a free night only party that Mokko suggested after a long days work. The party will take place at the biggest motel in the city where there will be lots of food, entertainment, and best of all....video games. The League was planning to stay there the whole night, just them, and no one else to ruin it, and best of all....Reos was planning to sing Adam Lambert's best song at the concert as part of the show as well as other songs.
tetsigawind: Come on people! We're not getting any younger than this!
punkgirl32: It was nice of you're parents to let us go to the all-night party tets.
tetsigawind: Yeah, they're the best.
Reo Speedwagon: Hey Arby, do I look awesome in this suit?
ArbyMaster458: You look like a sac of crap! Just kidding, you are looking COOL!
Reo Speedwagon: Thanks Arby, now where's my guitar?
ArbyMaster458: Right over here compadre'!
Reo Speedwagon: Sherry, thank god I found you!
ArbyMaster458:.....You name you're guitar?
Reo Speedwagon: Yeah.
ArbyMaster458:.....Remind me to sign you up for an appointment with a therapist.
*Later*
tetsigawind: Alright let's go!
*Reos starts his car*
mattwilson83: Man I sure have been looking forward to this.
slash12: Don't get you're hopes up Matt, we just started going to the party.
FeudalPrincess: Slash don't bully Matt.
slash: Whatever floats you're boat toots.
FeudalPrincess: You're such an annoyance!
*FP turns away. Slash turns his sights on Arby*
slash12:.....She digs me.
ArbyMaster458: Are you sure?
slash12: Positive Arby.
*Reos is practicing his singing*
Reo Speedwagon (while playing his guitar): Just don’t give up
I’m workin' it out
Please don’t give in
I won’t let you down
It messed me up
Need a second to breathe.
Just keep coming around.
Hey!
What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?
Broshang: Nice pipes Reos.
Reo Speedwagon: Thanks.
ArbyMaster458: Just don't spoil the entertainment on us Reos. Save all that for the party.
Reo Speedwagon: Just rehearsing Arby.
ArbyMaster458: Well we're here.
*The League exits the car to see where they're gonna spend they're night at. They oooed and awed*
tetsigawind: Well what are we standing here for, LET'S PARTY!
*The league entersthe motel, stopping to show they're reservations to the party*
Reo Speedwagon: Hello we're here for the all night party.
Some guy: Let's see.......ah, so you're here for entertainment for the guests.
Reo Speedwagon: I would like to give my friends free access to the whole party for tonight.
Some guy: Oh yes yes, Reos and co. Have fun.
*They get they're pass and enter the room*
tetsigawind: Alright, let's go eat, Arby's paying.
ArbyMaster458: HEY!
*The League sits down, the waiter soon arrives*
Waiter: What can I get you for this evening?
tetsigawind: I'll have the spaghetti and meatballs and a glass of water.
adel123456789: I'm going to have the shrimp and dip surprise with tartar sauce and Sprite.
Angelito-soldado: I'll have the chicken fingers and mashed potatoes, and Dr. Pepper.
Broshang: I'll have The Steak, medium rare, as well as a Diet Coke.
elena-hinata: I'll have the Swedish Meatballs and Mashed Potatoes with gravy and mushrooms, and a glass of water.
FairyOfEarth: I'll have the chicken salad and some Mr. Pibb.
fuzypurplehippykitty: I'll have the same, but some Pepsi.
GRIDALIEN: I'll have the ribs, extra barbecue sauce, and onion rings, as well as some lemonade.
hinatasdeviantart: I'll have some Pork Ramen, and water.
kat-anni: Chow Mein and some Diet Mountain Dew.
LLawlietsgirl3: I'll have the Rice Soup, and some Coca-Cola.
MissMokkorina: Chicken Salad, and some Mountain Dew.
Onihikage: Fried Rice, and Dr. Pepper for my drink.
Pia-sama: I'll have the Sushi, and some water.
punkgirl32: Spaghetti and meatballs, and some Grape Soda.
Shade-117:......I'm gonna have some Ramen as well.
shock777: I'll have the seafood special and some water.
stormchan: I'll have some steak, and some Mountain Dew.
slash12: Mashed potatoes and gravy, and a steak, and some orange soda.
FeudalPrincess: Sushi and some fruit punch.
Reo Speedwagon: Onion rings and some Coca-Cola.
ArbyMaster458:......I'LL HAVE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE ON THE MENU!
Waiter: Woah, that's a lot! Right away.
*The League finish they're meal surprisingly, but that's not the only thing that's surprising.*
tetsigawind: Damn Arby you eat a lot!
ArbyMaster458: No shit! Anyways, I'm gonna check out the Master Game Room, they have a crap load of games to play there!
tetsigawind: Alright everybody enjoy yourselves, and then meet back here for Reos's performance.
Everyone: Alright.
*The league then separate and enjoy themselves. One by one, each member was having a good time. Later on, they grouped back up for Reos's performance*
Reo Speedwagon: Alright how's everybody doing tonight!?
*Everyone in the room cheers*
Reo Speedwagon: Well, to start things off, I'm gonna play Whataya Want From Me by Adam Lambert.
*Eyes are focused on Reos*
Reo Speedwagon: *Pays his guitar* Hey, slow it down
Whataya want from me
Whataya want from me
Yeah, I'm afraid
Whataya want from me
Whataya want from me
There might have been a time
When I would give myself away
Ooh Once upon a time
I didn't give a damn
But now...here we are
So whataya want from me
Whataya want from me
Just don't give up
I'm workin it out
Please don't give in
I won't let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around
Hey, whataya want from me
Whataya want from me x2
Yeah, it's plain to see
that baby you're beautiful
And it's nothing wrong with you
It's me, I'm a freak
but thanks for lovin me
Cause you're doing it perfectly
There might have been a time
When I would let you step away
I wouldn't even try but I think
you could save my life
Just don't give up
I'm workin it out
Please don't give in
I won't let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around
Hey, whataya want from me
Whataya want from me x3
*guitar play*
Just don't give up on me ahh.......
I won't let you down
*guitar play*
No, I won' let you down
So.....
Just don' give up
I'm working it out
Please don't give in
I won't let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around
Hey, whataya want from me
Just don't give up
I'm working it out
Please don't give in
I won't let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around
Hey, whataya want from me (Whataya want from me)
Whataya want from me (Whataya want from me)
Whataya want from me (Whataya want from me)
Crowd cheers for Reos's performance, Reos continues his performance until its over. After, the Leage get a room and rest for the whole night. The next day The League returns home.
tetsigawind: That was no doubt, the best shindig in the world.
ArbyMaster458: I was a party animal.
Reo Speedwagon: And I totally rocked out the stage.
tetsigawind: That night was totally worth it.
*Arby farts*
ArbyMaster458:....And I just farted.
FeudalPrincess:...I still don't know what you see in him Mokko.
MissMokkorina: He's an all-around nice guy.
ArbyMaster458: And this episode is over.
The End
Next Episode- The Skitzo League Episode 8: The Great Pokemon Adventure.
The Skitzo League Episode 8: The Great Pokemon Adventure
The Skitzo League Episode 8: The Great Pokemon Adventure
by: ArbyMaster458
It was a normal night for The Skitzo League, but different. tetsigawind had fallen in love with a beautiful teenage girl. Patty was her name. They had first met at the mall. She was being mugged by 10 robbers. tetsigawind was alone at the mall because the League separated to look all over the mall. He thought about looking for Arby, his best friend. While he was searching for Arby, he saw the 10 gang members cornering her. So tets jumped in and started fighting off the robbers. Luckily for him, Mokko taught him Karate and Judo. After fending off the 10 robbers, it was revealed that the whole mall was to be held hostage by an evil gang that called themselves The Big Guys, led by The Man. tets decided to bring the beautiful girl with him, possibly due to her beauty, and because he didn't want to leave her alone. The pair then went out to find Arby and the rest. To they're surprise, Arby took down 50 of the gang members. After finding all of the members, The Skitzo League then went after The Man. After Broshang and Arby took down 2 of his best men, The Boss managed to escape by car. Luckily Shade was able to use his Spartan strength to slice the car in hale with one karate chop. The Man was then arrested and put to justice. After the worst was over, tets asked Patty top join the League. Much to everyones surprise, she acvcepted. The League then invited her to KFC to have dinner. After, they went home to hang out. After, Arby announced this...
ArbyMaster458: Guys, We're gonmna go to the Pokeverse.
Patty: What does he mean by that?
ArbyMaster458: We're gonna travel to another universe.
Patty: That is impossible unless you have a universal mass relay.
tetsigawind's mind: So cute, and smart.
ArbyMaster458: Well it so happens that we have a universal mass relay that I built.
Patty: Really?
ArbyMaster458: Yep, now let's go everybody!
slash12: Hold up there man. I am not going to the Pokeverse.
tetsigawind: Yeah and besides, we just got a new member.
Arbymaster458: Fine tets, guess you won't be needing these! I've been waiting all day to get these for us all!
*Arby pulls out 22 tickets to see the rematch between tet's idol John Cena, against his rival Dave Batista*
tetsigawind: 22 TICKETS TO WRESTLEMANIA! Umm.....on second thought let's go to the Pokeverse.
slash12: Damn you Arby and you knowing that tets likes to watch WrestleMania.
In the basement...
ArbyMaster458: All right everybody get ready to enter the Pokeverse!
The League then disappears in a flash. Later...
Patty: Ohh my head hurts......EHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*Patty sees herself as a Chikorita*
Patty: I'M A POKEMON!!!!
tetsigawind: And I thought I was the only one that was a Pokemon.
*tets is a Bulbasaur, adel is a Ledyba, Angelito is a Tailow, Broshang is a Treeko, Elena is a Butterfree, Katie (FairyOfEarth) is a Clefairy, Kitty (fuzypurplehippykitty) is a Skitty, G.A. (GRIDALIEN) is a Slugma (possibly due to his liking of the Carnage Symbiote), Hinata (hinatasdeviantart) is a Ninetails, Annie (kat-anni) is a Piplup, Marissa (LLawlietsgirl3) is Torchic, Matt (mattwilson83) is a Totodile, Mokko is an Eevee (Mokko will be able to shift into any of Eevee's evolutions at will. Whoa, didn't see that coming.), Oni-San (Onihikage) is a Shinx, Pia-sama is a Mime Jr., Aki-chan (punkgirl32) is an Aipom, Shade is a Golem, Shocks (Shock777) is a Pichu, Slash (slash12) is a Scyther, Reos is a Magnemite, FP (FeudalPrincess) is a Roselia, and Storm (stormchan) is a Rotom. Arby is nowhere to be found*
tetsigawind: Uhhh where's Arby?
ArbyMaster458: Over here.
tetsigawind: Come out of that bush Arby.
ArbyMaster458: No!
tetsigawind: Why?
ArbyMaster458: I look like testicular cancer.....with a mouth.
slash12: COme on crybaby, you cant be that-
*Arby comes out of the bushes as a Bidoof*
slash12:......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you're a freakin Bidoof. Bidoof freakin sucks!
ArbyMaster458: Yeah yeah laugh it BIDOOF BIDOOF!.....What the hell did I just say!?
tetsigawind: Arby calm down, it's just a transformation.
ArbyMaster458: I guess you're right, I mean, what's the worst that could happen? Course I wanted to be a CHarmander but-
*A giant cage closes on The Poke League*
ArbyMaster458:......GODDAMMIT!
tetsigawind: Oh crap. Don't worry guys I'll use Razor Leaf!
*tetsigawind uses Razor Leaf, but does no dammage to the cage*
tetsigawind:.....Oh yeah we're screwed.
slash12: Oh sure, use Razor Leaf, that'll surely help.
MissMokkorina: Slash shut up.
*Team Rocket comes out*
Meowth: I told you that this cage would catch something.
Jessie: And you were right. We have 22 Pokemon.
James: The Boss will surely like this.
Meowth: Hah, he'll surely enjoy having these helpless Pokemon.
ArbyMaster458: WTF did you call us!?
*Team Rocket is shocked to see Bidoof Arby talk*
Jessie: That Pokemon can talk!?
ArbyMaster458; Did you not hear me talk about 15 seconds ago bitch! Now get us some scrambled eggs I'm hungry!
Patty:....So who are you guys?
Jessie: To protect our world from devastation-
James: To unite all people within our nation-
Jessie: To-
ArbyMaster458: Again with that boring Team Rocket crap, we already know who you are!
tetsigawind: Yeah, besides, we watch you on TV. This always happens! First you kidnap a bunch of Pokemon, then Ash comes to the rescue, freeing all the Pokemon, and then in the end, Pikachu's gonna send you guys flying in the sky, we know!
slash12: Wow tets, you can be so cruel.
Meowth: You dare talk to Team Rocket like that!?
Wobuffet: WOBUFFET!
Arby: Oh screw this! EVERYONE GET BACK!
*Bidoof Arby takes out a grenade*
tetsigawind: Where did you get that grenade?
ArbyMaster458: I don't know now step back.
*Arby throws the grenade, blowing it up in impact, freeing the League*
mattwilson83: Alright time to kicksome ass!
Meowth: Not so fast! FURY SWIPES!
tetsigawind: Razor Leaf!
*tets used Razor Leaf to cut off Meowths claws*
mattwilson83: Water Gun!
*Matt used Water gun on Team Rocket, blasting them sky high*
TEAM ROCKET: TEAM ROCKETS BLASTING OFF THE SKY AGAIN!!!!!
Patty: AMAZING! So, what do we do now?
ArbyMaster458: Well now we need to go to Professor Oaks. With his tools, I'll be able to create a miniature mass relay device that will surely take us home.
Shade-117: How long will it take you?
ArbyMaster458: 5 hours. Which will allow us some freetime and enough time to get home for tomorrows WrestleMania match.
tetsigawind: That sounds like a plan. Let's go!
When they reach Prof. Oaks's house....
ArbyMaster458: I can't believe we were able to make it here in one piece.
tetsigawind: Yeah, luckily Reos had a laptop inside the back of his Magnemite head or we wouldn't have made it here.
FeudalPrincess: It's locked.
slash12: Allow me babe.
FeudalPrincess: I'm not you're babe!
slash12: Whatever. SLASH!
*slash12 used Slash on Prof. Oaks door, slicing it in half.
Reo Speedwagon: You know we could've used the window, it was opened.
tetsigawind:....Crap. Oh well, let's go inside.
Inside...
mattwilson: Whoaaaaaaa, look at all this technology.
ArbyMaster458: On second thought, with all this tech, I'll be able to finish the miniature mass relay device in an hour.
slash12: That should give us time to explore this place.
ArbyMaster458: Alright I'll stay here and make the device, all of you can go have fun.
Later Slash, Matt, and Broshang go to the kitchen
Broshang: Man, all that walking made me hungry and thirsty.
*Opens the fridge, and grabs a soda bottle*
Broshang: Eh, eh, eh.....crap I can't open it. Damn these 3 fingers.
*Broshang get's one of slash's Scyther claws and uses it as a bottle opener for his soda bottle*
slash12: What the hell! You used my hand as a bottle opener!
Broshang: HEY, I'M THIRSTY!
slash12: Oh screw this, I'm having some pizza!
*Slash takes out a sausage and mushroom pan pizza box, opens it, and slices a piece out for himself*
slash12: Mmmmm, this is some good pizza.
The girls went to a bedroom
MissMokkorina: This room looks too girly.
*FP sees a wedding portrait and finds out that the league are in Ash and Misty's house, suddenly they hear a noise*
Ash: What happened to the door.
*Arby contacts his members via communicator*
ArbyMaster458: Alright everybody I finished the device.
FeudalPrincess: Ummm Arby, we're in Ash's house.
ArbyMaster458: Is he buff?
FeudalPrincess: Yes he has muscles.
ArbyMaster458:Is Misty with him, but is super hot?
FeudalPrincess: Yes.
ArbyMaster458:...Oh shit, tell everybody to hide.
FeudalPrincess: Alright.
*Fp calls everyone to hide. Ash and Misty enter the lab*
Ash: It's strange I could've sworn I heard a voice in the lab.
Misty: Must be you're imagina-
*Misty sees the miniature mass relay device*
ArbyMaster458's mind: Oh shit the device.
Misty: What's that Ash?
Ash: Funny, I don't remember making a device like this. Looks complex.
ArbyMaster458: Don't touch that device!
Ash: What the-!?
*Ash looks under the table to see Bidoof Arby*
Ash: Did that Pokemon just talk?
ArbyMaster458: Umm.....BIDOOF BIDOOF!
*Bidoof Arby farts in Ash's face and punches him. Arby then grabs the device from Ash's hand and runs for it*
Ash: MISTY, THERE'S A TALKING BIDOOF IN HERE AND HE FARTED IN MY FACE!
Misty: Don't worry Ash I'll take care of it!
ArbyMaster458: Goddamn that was scary!
Misty: Psyduck use Water Gun!
*Bidoof Arby dodges it*
ArbyMaster458: Uh oh. Um....OH SCREW THIS!
*Bidoof Arby pulls out an M4 Carbine out of nowhere*
Misty: WTF!
*Arby starts guns a blazing, causing a rain of bullets to go all over the place. Of course Arby ran out of ammo in the end, but missed even trying to wound anything*
Ash: What are you doing in my house?
ArbyMaster458:....Crap I missed all those? Crap. Don't hurt me, I'm just a retarded Bidoof that doesn't know how to take a shit and has testicular cancer!
Ash: What?
ArbyMaster458: I'm gonna die aren't I?
tetsigawind: Wait!
Ash: What? There's more of you talking Pokemon?
Patty: Let's just talk.
Later the league are at the living room playing video games, eating snacks, and talking to Ash and Misty.
Ash: So you guys are from another universe?
Patty: That's right. It's our first time here so we're pretty new here.
tetsigawind: And we're sorry about Arby, he's just a little....crazy. Well he's not crazy, but can surprise you in more ways than one.
*Ash look over at Arby and sees him drinking all of his Mountain Dew*
Ash:...Your friend just drank all of my Mountain Dew.
ArbyMaster458: My god, I didn't know that this Bidoof form could drink so much Dew, and eat all this mushroom and sausage pizza.
tetsigawind: Well this has been some weird but awesome day. Arby, start the device.
ArbyMaster458: As soon as I get all this pizza and Mountain Dew to go we can BIDOOF BIDOOF!.......I should stop spazzing like that.
tetsigawind: Alright. Well, see you later Ash, me and my friends have to get back to our universe, we have to go to WrestleMania tomorrow.
Misty: Alright see you later.
*Arby activates the mass relay device. In a flash, they return home and revert back to they're human forms*
ArbyMaster458: Next time, I'm gonna be a Charmander if we ever go back to that universe.
tetsigawind: Don't forget our deal.
ArbyMaster458: Of course I didn't. here everybody, one ticket for each of us to see WrestleMania.
tetsigawind: So Patty, how was you're first day?
Patty: It was the best, I got to be a Pokemon! I've always wanted to be a Chikorita, it's my favorite Pokemon. You're the greatest!
tetsigawind: Well thanks Patty umm...woo is it getting hot in here. Umm...say Patty, how would you like to sit with me at WrestleMania?
Patty: Is this a date?
tetsigawind: Yeah...sort of.
Patty: What about Aki-chan?
punkgirl: Me and tets are just friends, what makes you say that?
Patty: Just wondering.
tetsigawind: So will you sit with me?
Patty:....Sure.
tetsigawind: Really?
Patty: Sure. I mean, you did save me from those 10 gang members, so I should repay you by dating you.
tetsigawind: Are you asking for a relationship?
Patty: Yes.
tetsigawind:...Definitely! I mean if you're cool with tarting a relationship than count me in. I will be a great boyfriend.
Patty: Sweet my 1st boyfriend. At least everything turned out okay in the-
ArbyMaster458: BIDOOF BIDOOF!
Everyone:!!!!
ArbyMaster458:....AHHHH I TOTALLY GOT YOU GUYS!
tetsigawind: Oh right it's April Fool's Day so you totally got us! Also, next episode, we're gonna go to WRESTLEMANIA! Find out what troubles lie ahead next episode!
ArbyMaster458: And we are OUT!
The End
Next Episode- The Skitzo League Episode 9: CRISIS IN WRESTLEMANIA!
by: ArbyMaster458
It was a normal night for The Skitzo League, but different. tetsigawind had fallen in love with a beautiful teenage girl. Patty was her name. They had first met at the mall. She was being mugged by 10 robbers. tetsigawind was alone at the mall because the League separated to look all over the mall. He thought about looking for Arby, his best friend. While he was searching for Arby, he saw the 10 gang members cornering her. So tets jumped in and started fighting off the robbers. Luckily for him, Mokko taught him Karate and Judo. After fending off the 10 robbers, it was revealed that the whole mall was to be held hostage by an evil gang that called themselves The Big Guys, led by The Man. tets decided to bring the beautiful girl with him, possibly due to her beauty, and because he didn't want to leave her alone. The pair then went out to find Arby and the rest. To they're surprise, Arby took down 50 of the gang members. After finding all of the members, The Skitzo League then went after The Man. After Broshang and Arby took down 2 of his best men, The Boss managed to escape by car. Luckily Shade was able to use his Spartan strength to slice the car in hale with one karate chop. The Man was then arrested and put to justice. After the worst was over, tets asked Patty top join the League. Much to everyones surprise, she acvcepted. The League then invited her to KFC to have dinner. After, they went home to hang out. After, Arby announced this...
ArbyMaster458: Guys, We're gonmna go to the Pokeverse.
Patty: What does he mean by that?
ArbyMaster458: We're gonna travel to another universe.
Patty: That is impossible unless you have a universal mass relay.
tetsigawind's mind: So cute, and smart.
ArbyMaster458: Well it so happens that we have a universal mass relay that I built.
Patty: Really?
ArbyMaster458: Yep, now let's go everybody!
slash12: Hold up there man. I am not going to the Pokeverse.
tetsigawind: Yeah and besides, we just got a new member.
Arbymaster458: Fine tets, guess you won't be needing these! I've been waiting all day to get these for us all!
*Arby pulls out 22 tickets to see the rematch between tet's idol John Cena, against his rival Dave Batista*
tetsigawind: 22 TICKETS TO WRESTLEMANIA! Umm.....on second thought let's go to the Pokeverse.
slash12: Damn you Arby and you knowing that tets likes to watch WrestleMania.
In the basement...
ArbyMaster458: All right everybody get ready to enter the Pokeverse!
The League then disappears in a flash. Later...
Patty: Ohh my head hurts......EHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*Patty sees herself as a Chikorita*
Patty: I'M A POKEMON!!!!
tetsigawind: And I thought I was the only one that was a Pokemon.
*tets is a Bulbasaur, adel is a Ledyba, Angelito is a Tailow, Broshang is a Treeko, Elena is a Butterfree, Katie (FairyOfEarth) is a Clefairy, Kitty (fuzypurplehippykitty) is a Skitty, G.A. (GRIDALIEN) is a Slugma (possibly due to his liking of the Carnage Symbiote), Hinata (hinatasdeviantart) is a Ninetails, Annie (kat-anni) is a Piplup, Marissa (LLawlietsgirl3) is Torchic, Matt (mattwilson83) is a Totodile, Mokko is an Eevee (Mokko will be able to shift into any of Eevee's evolutions at will. Whoa, didn't see that coming.), Oni-San (Onihikage) is a Shinx, Pia-sama is a Mime Jr., Aki-chan (punkgirl32) is an Aipom, Shade is a Golem, Shocks (Shock777) is a Pichu, Slash (slash12) is a Scyther, Reos is a Magnemite, FP (FeudalPrincess) is a Roselia, and Storm (stormchan) is a Rotom. Arby is nowhere to be found*
tetsigawind: Uhhh where's Arby?
ArbyMaster458: Over here.
tetsigawind: Come out of that bush Arby.
ArbyMaster458: No!
tetsigawind: Why?
ArbyMaster458: I look like testicular cancer.....with a mouth.
slash12: COme on crybaby, you cant be that-
*Arby comes out of the bushes as a Bidoof*
slash12:......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you're a freakin Bidoof. Bidoof freakin sucks!
ArbyMaster458: Yeah yeah laugh it BIDOOF BIDOOF!.....What the hell did I just say!?
tetsigawind: Arby calm down, it's just a transformation.
ArbyMaster458: I guess you're right, I mean, what's the worst that could happen? Course I wanted to be a CHarmander but-
*A giant cage closes on The Poke League*
ArbyMaster458:......GODDAMMIT!
tetsigawind: Oh crap. Don't worry guys I'll use Razor Leaf!
*tetsigawind uses Razor Leaf, but does no dammage to the cage*
tetsigawind:.....Oh yeah we're screwed.
slash12: Oh sure, use Razor Leaf, that'll surely help.
MissMokkorina: Slash shut up.
*Team Rocket comes out*
Meowth: I told you that this cage would catch something.
Jessie: And you were right. We have 22 Pokemon.
James: The Boss will surely like this.
Meowth: Hah, he'll surely enjoy having these helpless Pokemon.
ArbyMaster458: WTF did you call us!?
*Team Rocket is shocked to see Bidoof Arby talk*
Jessie: That Pokemon can talk!?
ArbyMaster458; Did you not hear me talk about 15 seconds ago bitch! Now get us some scrambled eggs I'm hungry!
Patty:....So who are you guys?
Jessie: To protect our world from devastation-
James: To unite all people within our nation-
Jessie: To-
ArbyMaster458: Again with that boring Team Rocket crap, we already know who you are!
tetsigawind: Yeah, besides, we watch you on TV. This always happens! First you kidnap a bunch of Pokemon, then Ash comes to the rescue, freeing all the Pokemon, and then in the end, Pikachu's gonna send you guys flying in the sky, we know!
slash12: Wow tets, you can be so cruel.
Meowth: You dare talk to Team Rocket like that!?
Wobuffet: WOBUFFET!
Arby: Oh screw this! EVERYONE GET BACK!
*Bidoof Arby takes out a grenade*
tetsigawind: Where did you get that grenade?
ArbyMaster458: I don't know now step back.
*Arby throws the grenade, blowing it up in impact, freeing the League*
mattwilson83: Alright time to kicksome ass!
Meowth: Not so fast! FURY SWIPES!
tetsigawind: Razor Leaf!
*tets used Razor Leaf to cut off Meowths claws*
mattwilson83: Water Gun!
*Matt used Water gun on Team Rocket, blasting them sky high*
TEAM ROCKET: TEAM ROCKETS BLASTING OFF THE SKY AGAIN!!!!!
Patty: AMAZING! So, what do we do now?
ArbyMaster458: Well now we need to go to Professor Oaks. With his tools, I'll be able to create a miniature mass relay device that will surely take us home.
Shade-117: How long will it take you?
ArbyMaster458: 5 hours. Which will allow us some freetime and enough time to get home for tomorrows WrestleMania match.
tetsigawind: That sounds like a plan. Let's go!
When they reach Prof. Oaks's house....
ArbyMaster458: I can't believe we were able to make it here in one piece.
tetsigawind: Yeah, luckily Reos had a laptop inside the back of his Magnemite head or we wouldn't have made it here.
FeudalPrincess: It's locked.
slash12: Allow me babe.
FeudalPrincess: I'm not you're babe!
slash12: Whatever. SLASH!
*slash12 used Slash on Prof. Oaks door, slicing it in half.
Reo Speedwagon: You know we could've used the window, it was opened.
tetsigawind:....Crap. Oh well, let's go inside.
Inside...
mattwilson: Whoaaaaaaa, look at all this technology.
ArbyMaster458: On second thought, with all this tech, I'll be able to finish the miniature mass relay device in an hour.
slash12: That should give us time to explore this place.
ArbyMaster458: Alright I'll stay here and make the device, all of you can go have fun.
Later Slash, Matt, and Broshang go to the kitchen
Broshang: Man, all that walking made me hungry and thirsty.
*Opens the fridge, and grabs a soda bottle*
Broshang: Eh, eh, eh.....crap I can't open it. Damn these 3 fingers.
*Broshang get's one of slash's Scyther claws and uses it as a bottle opener for his soda bottle*
slash12: What the hell! You used my hand as a bottle opener!
Broshang: HEY, I'M THIRSTY!
slash12: Oh screw this, I'm having some pizza!
*Slash takes out a sausage and mushroom pan pizza box, opens it, and slices a piece out for himself*
slash12: Mmmmm, this is some good pizza.
The girls went to a bedroom
MissMokkorina: This room looks too girly.
*FP sees a wedding portrait and finds out that the league are in Ash and Misty's house, suddenly they hear a noise*
Ash: What happened to the door.
*Arby contacts his members via communicator*
ArbyMaster458: Alright everybody I finished the device.
FeudalPrincess: Ummm Arby, we're in Ash's house.
ArbyMaster458: Is he buff?
FeudalPrincess: Yes he has muscles.
ArbyMaster458:Is Misty with him, but is super hot?
FeudalPrincess: Yes.
ArbyMaster458:...Oh shit, tell everybody to hide.
FeudalPrincess: Alright.
*Fp calls everyone to hide. Ash and Misty enter the lab*
Ash: It's strange I could've sworn I heard a voice in the lab.
Misty: Must be you're imagina-
*Misty sees the miniature mass relay device*
ArbyMaster458's mind: Oh shit the device.
Misty: What's that Ash?
Ash: Funny, I don't remember making a device like this. Looks complex.
ArbyMaster458: Don't touch that device!
Ash: What the-!?
*Ash looks under the table to see Bidoof Arby*
Ash: Did that Pokemon just talk?
ArbyMaster458: Umm.....BIDOOF BIDOOF!
*Bidoof Arby farts in Ash's face and punches him. Arby then grabs the device from Ash's hand and runs for it*
Ash: MISTY, THERE'S A TALKING BIDOOF IN HERE AND HE FARTED IN MY FACE!
Misty: Don't worry Ash I'll take care of it!
ArbyMaster458: Goddamn that was scary!
Misty: Psyduck use Water Gun!
*Bidoof Arby dodges it*
ArbyMaster458: Uh oh. Um....OH SCREW THIS!
*Bidoof Arby pulls out an M4 Carbine out of nowhere*
Misty: WTF!
*Arby starts guns a blazing, causing a rain of bullets to go all over the place. Of course Arby ran out of ammo in the end, but missed even trying to wound anything*
Ash: What are you doing in my house?
ArbyMaster458:....Crap I missed all those? Crap. Don't hurt me, I'm just a retarded Bidoof that doesn't know how to take a shit and has testicular cancer!
Ash: What?
ArbyMaster458: I'm gonna die aren't I?
tetsigawind: Wait!
Ash: What? There's more of you talking Pokemon?
Patty: Let's just talk.
Later the league are at the living room playing video games, eating snacks, and talking to Ash and Misty.
Ash: So you guys are from another universe?
Patty: That's right. It's our first time here so we're pretty new here.
tetsigawind: And we're sorry about Arby, he's just a little....crazy. Well he's not crazy, but can surprise you in more ways than one.
*Ash look over at Arby and sees him drinking all of his Mountain Dew*
Ash:...Your friend just drank all of my Mountain Dew.
ArbyMaster458: My god, I didn't know that this Bidoof form could drink so much Dew, and eat all this mushroom and sausage pizza.
tetsigawind: Well this has been some weird but awesome day. Arby, start the device.
ArbyMaster458: As soon as I get all this pizza and Mountain Dew to go we can BIDOOF BIDOOF!.......I should stop spazzing like that.
tetsigawind: Alright. Well, see you later Ash, me and my friends have to get back to our universe, we have to go to WrestleMania tomorrow.
Misty: Alright see you later.
*Arby activates the mass relay device. In a flash, they return home and revert back to they're human forms*
ArbyMaster458: Next time, I'm gonna be a Charmander if we ever go back to that universe.
tetsigawind: Don't forget our deal.
ArbyMaster458: Of course I didn't. here everybody, one ticket for each of us to see WrestleMania.
tetsigawind: So Patty, how was you're first day?
Patty: It was the best, I got to be a Pokemon! I've always wanted to be a Chikorita, it's my favorite Pokemon. You're the greatest!
tetsigawind: Well thanks Patty umm...woo is it getting hot in here. Umm...say Patty, how would you like to sit with me at WrestleMania?
Patty: Is this a date?
tetsigawind: Yeah...sort of.
Patty: What about Aki-chan?
punkgirl: Me and tets are just friends, what makes you say that?
Patty: Just wondering.
tetsigawind: So will you sit with me?
Patty:....Sure.
tetsigawind: Really?
Patty: Sure. I mean, you did save me from those 10 gang members, so I should repay you by dating you.
tetsigawind: Are you asking for a relationship?
Patty: Yes.
tetsigawind:...Definitely! I mean if you're cool with tarting a relationship than count me in. I will be a great boyfriend.
Patty: Sweet my 1st boyfriend. At least everything turned out okay in the-
ArbyMaster458: BIDOOF BIDOOF!
Everyone:!!!!
ArbyMaster458:....AHHHH I TOTALLY GOT YOU GUYS!
tetsigawind: Oh right it's April Fool's Day so you totally got us! Also, next episode, we're gonna go to WRESTLEMANIA! Find out what troubles lie ahead next episode!
ArbyMaster458: And we are OUT!
The End
Next Episode- The Skitzo League Episode 9: CRISIS IN WRESTLEMANIA!
The Skitzo League Episode 9: CRISIS IN WRESTLEMANIA!
The Skitzo League Episode 9: CRISIS IN WRESTLEMANIA!
It was nighttime, the League was asleep. tets however had a hard time trying to sleep. Though his room mates Arby and Reos were sound asleep, tets was to excited to sleep. Cause tomorrow the league will go to see John Cena fight Dave Batista in a rematch for the title of WWE champion. tets just couldn't shake the feeling. Finally, at 3:00 a.m., he was able to sleep. But at 7:30, tets had a strange dream.
tetsigawind: Leave Cena alone you bastard!
tets was talking to Dave Batista. He was dreaming that Dave Batista was beating the living crud out of Cena at Wrestlemania. tets got really mad and started going into the ring, ripping out his shirt, and started beating the crap out of Batista. Of course tets was able to land a few good blows on Batista, but he was just too strong. Batista then began to do a piledriver on tets, giving tets a headache. Just before Batista could land the finishing blow, Cena stops Batista and starts utilizing his own mix of wrestling arts, finally putting Batista down for good. With tets hunch on Cena's left muscular arm, and the WWE Champion belt on his left, Cena showed the world that he was truly the Champion of Wrestling. Just before tets could do his speech, he was woken up by his room mates.
ArbyMaster458: Hey tets wake up, we're going dude!
tetsigawind: What? What time is it?
ArbyMaster458: It's 7:30 a.m.
tetsigawind: Arby, I think I had a vision.
ArbyMaster458: Did it include wrestling?
tetsigawind: Yes.....but it was different.
ArbyMaster458: Like how different?
tetsigawind: Well you see I was dreaming of the match and Batista was pwning Cena, but then I went into the ring and started protecting Cena. Of course I landed some good hits on him, but Batista was too strong so he piledrived me. But then out of nowhere, Cena comes and saves me, and in the end, Cena wins, but not before he makes me his sidekick. But before I could do my awesome speech you woke me up.
Arbymaster458: So how was that a vision?
tetsigawind: Arby, I think I'm destined to fight Batista as well as team up with Cena for a good reason.
ArbyMaster458:.....So you don't want syrup on you're waffles?
tetsigawind: Arby I'm SERIOUS!
ArbyMaster458: Don't worry dude I believe you.
tetsigawind: Really?
ArbyMaster458: I don't really know but it's worth a shot right?
tetsigawind: I guess so.
ArbyMaster458: Come on tets, let's go have some breakfast.
NaruHina2010: BREAKFAST IS READY!
ArbyMaster458: Alright!
tetsigawind's mind: That's Bella (NaruHina2010), Patty's friend. Patty accepted our offer to join our league if and only if....Bella joined. Of course we accepted the deal.
Later on....
tetsigawind: MOM DRIVE FASTER!!!
tetsigawind's Mom: But sweety I'll get a ticket if I go over the speed limit.
tetsigawind: AAAAH MOM YOU DON'T LOVE ME AT ALL!
tetsigawind's Mom: I love you too son.
ArbyMaster458:....Does she even know what you're saying?
mattwilson83: She's probably ignoring him.
ArbyMaster458: Nonsense, all our moms love us.
tetsigawind: MOM THIS FIGHT IS IMPORTANT!
tetsigawind's Mom: Don't worry son we have 9 minutes to get there.
tetsigawind: Finally we're almost there, THANK YOU! At least nothing will stop-
BIG RED STOPLIGHT OF DOOM, INCLUDING A BIG LIKE CRAZY TRAFFIC JAM!
tetsigawind: GODDAMMIT!
Patty: Uhhh tets, remember you're breathing exercises.
tetsigawind: You're right, it's just traffic, and a stoplight.
*The traffic clears and the stoplight turns green*
tetsigawind: Sweet the traffic cleared! Let's go!
They now have 4 minutes to get to the match.
tetsigawind: Yes only 4 minutes until we-
*tets's Mom drives to Burger King drive thru*
tetsigawind: WHY ARE WE STOPPING AT BURGER KING!?
tetsigawind's Mom: Just for some lunch honey..
tetsigawind: BUT MOM WHAT ABOUT THE MATCH!!!
Burger King Speaker Person: Hello this is Burger King what can we get for you?
ArbyMaster458: Uh yes we would like 27 Whoppers, 9 Tendercrisp Garden Salads, um.....30 fries, uhhh.....
sedsone: You guys have-
tetsigawind: GUYS WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! I JUST WANNA-
tetsigawind's Mom: You want a Happy Meal son?
tetsigawind:.....Yeah okay.
Reo Speedwagon: Can I have onion rings?
After lunch, they were able to get to the wrestling match.
tetsigawind:.....FINALLY!
tetsigawind's Mom: Don't run honey.
*In the entrance*
tetsigawind: Uh hello? Umm, we're here to see John Cena fight Dave Batista.
Entrance dude: Okay. How many people are in you're party?
tetsigawind: 27.
Entrance dude: DUDE! Radical. Alright here are you're front row tickets now have a good time.
tetsigawind: Thanks.
*When they get seated*
tetsigawind: Man Arby, I can't believe you got 27 free tickets just for us to see John Cena's rematch, you're the best!
ArbyMaster458: Anytime buddy.
MissMokkorina: Hey look it's the announcer guy.
Announcer guy: On the left side, with a height of 6 foot 1, weighing 140 pounds HEEEEEERRREEEEEEES JOHN THE PROTOTYPE CENA!
*Crowd cheers*
tetsigawind: AHHHH JOHN CENA YES YES YES YES.....
*tets is continuosly saying YES at Arby's face due to the excitement, he stops after*
tetsigawind: So ummmm.....yeah John Cena.
Announcer guy: And on our right, with a height of 6 foot 6, weighing 290 pounds, HERRRRRRRRRRRRRES DAVE THE ANIMAL BATISTA!
*Crowd cheers*
tetsigawind:....You suck.
Announcer guy: This match will decide the TRUE CHAMPION OF WWE WRESTLEMANIA, and as promised, Cena will have to fight Batista as well as Big Show and The Miz.
*tets, shocked to hear that Cena is gonna fight 3 people, decides to speak*
tetsigawind: BATISTA YOU WUSSY!
*Batista stares at tets*
Dave Batista: WHAT DID YOU SAY SMALLFRY!?
slash12: Oh crap.
Dave Batista: NOBODY CALL THE ANIMAL A WUSSY, NO ONE!
tetsigawind: I'm gonna die aren't I?
The Miz: The hell you are, and I'm gonna fight that dude over there.
Some old guy: But I'm 98 years old, and my spine hurts.
Big Show: He meant THAT GUY Old man.
*The Miz was pointing a Arby*
Some old guy: Oh happy days oh happy days, I'll be able to make it to BINGO night.
ArbyMaster458: Why fight me? What did I do?
The Miz: Nothing, I just wanna beat up someone.
ArbyMaster458: That's not a reason at all!
*Big Show grabs Arby and tets by the back of they're shirts and carries them to the ring*
ArbyMaster458 (so scared that he crapped his pants): WOW MISTER, YOU'RE HAND IS HUGE, BIGGER THAN A CHICKEN!
The Miz: You dissin Big Show?
ArbyMaster458: Well actually I'm kinda-
The Miz: THAT'S IT BUDDY, I'M GONNA GO AFTER YOU!
ArbyMaster458:....I think I just crapped my pants.
tetsigawind: We are SO gonna own you're asses!
John Cena: Easy there kid, just save it for the match.
Dave Batista: Don't forget Cena, I'm coming after you!
In the changing room...
ArbyMater458: We're fucked.
tetsigawind: Oh come on Arby, it's just 3 pro wrestlers, what's the worst that could happen?
ArbyMaster458: THAT OTHER GUY BIG SHOW HAS A FREAKIN HUGE ARM, WE'RE DEAD!
John Cena: Don't say that kid. If there's anything I learned today, it's that it takes great courage to look you're greatest adversaries in the eyes even if they're stronger than you.
tetsigawind: Well Arby , will you give it a try?
ArbyMaster458: Well....
*Flashback*
tetsigawind: Arby, I think I had a vision.
ArbyMaster458: Did it include wrestling?
tetsigawind: Yes.....but it was different.
ArbyMaster458: Like how different?
tetsigawind: Well you see I was dreaming of the match and Batista was pwning Cena, but then I went into the ring and started protecting Cena. Of course I landed some good hits on him, but Batista was too strong so he piledrived me. But then out of nowhere, Cena comes and saves me, and in the end, Cena wins, but not before he makes me his sidekick. But before I could do my awesome speech you woke me up.
Arbymaster458: So how was that a vision?
tetsigawind: Arby, I think I'm destined to fight Batista as well as team up with Cena for a good reason.
*Flashback ends*
ArbyMaster458:....Oh what the hell, I'm gonna fight and win against The Miz in the end anyways.
tetsigawind: Alright then, but before us 3 go to the ring, Cena can I have you're autograph.
John Cena: Sure. Now who am I signing this to?
tetsigawind: To you're biggest fan, tetsigawind.
John Cena: Okay and...here.
tetsigawind: Alright!
*In the ring*
Announcer guy: Okay people listen up, I want a fair fight so....don't kill each other. AND 3,2,1...
THIS SCENE IS TOO VIOLENT FOR ALL OF YOU TO WATCH, SO WE'LL JUST SKIP TO THE END, THAT AND WE HAD A LOW BUDGET FOR THE ACTION SCENE SORRY!
Announcer guy: AND THE WINNER IS....JOHN THE PROTOTYPE CENA!
*Crowd cheers*
Announcer guy: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, YOU'RE NEW WRESTLING CHAMPION!!!
tetsigawind: Congratulations Cena.
ArbyMaster458: YOU WON CENA!
*Cena hoists tets and Arby on his shoulders and holds the WWE Championship belt in his left hand*
John Cena: No.....we did it.
*Crowd cheers for the 3 champions. Arby goes to The Miz after*
ArbyMaster458: So.....no hard feelings right?
The Miz:....Well I guess we can be friends. Hell you can bring your friends and Cena and I'll bring Batista and Big Show and we can all treat ourselves at the celebration for Cena's victory, what do you say?
ArbyMaster458:....Okay.
At the celebration...
John Cena: And I would like to give these 2 gold medals to these two guys, who showed great courage and determination.
*Arby and tets go up to get there medals*
tetsigawind: THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!
In the end, new friends were gained and old rivalries (Cena and Batista, Arby and The Miz, and tets and Big Show) were forgotten. And everyone had a lot of fun at John Cena's kick ass party. It surely was THE Best Day Ever.
Next Episode- The Skitzo League Episode 10: Doctor Who Sherlock What Inspector Why and Detective How?
It was nighttime, the League was asleep. tets however had a hard time trying to sleep. Though his room mates Arby and Reos were sound asleep, tets was to excited to sleep. Cause tomorrow the league will go to see John Cena fight Dave Batista in a rematch for the title of WWE champion. tets just couldn't shake the feeling. Finally, at 3:00 a.m., he was able to sleep. But at 7:30, tets had a strange dream.
tetsigawind: Leave Cena alone you bastard!
tets was talking to Dave Batista. He was dreaming that Dave Batista was beating the living crud out of Cena at Wrestlemania. tets got really mad and started going into the ring, ripping out his shirt, and started beating the crap out of Batista. Of course tets was able to land a few good blows on Batista, but he was just too strong. Batista then began to do a piledriver on tets, giving tets a headache. Just before Batista could land the finishing blow, Cena stops Batista and starts utilizing his own mix of wrestling arts, finally putting Batista down for good. With tets hunch on Cena's left muscular arm, and the WWE Champion belt on his left, Cena showed the world that he was truly the Champion of Wrestling. Just before tets could do his speech, he was woken up by his room mates.
ArbyMaster458: Hey tets wake up, we're going dude!
tetsigawind: What? What time is it?
ArbyMaster458: It's 7:30 a.m.
tetsigawind: Arby, I think I had a vision.
ArbyMaster458: Did it include wrestling?
tetsigawind: Yes.....but it was different.
ArbyMaster458: Like how different?
tetsigawind: Well you see I was dreaming of the match and Batista was pwning Cena, but then I went into the ring and started protecting Cena. Of course I landed some good hits on him, but Batista was too strong so he piledrived me. But then out of nowhere, Cena comes and saves me, and in the end, Cena wins, but not before he makes me his sidekick. But before I could do my awesome speech you woke me up.
Arbymaster458: So how was that a vision?
tetsigawind: Arby, I think I'm destined to fight Batista as well as team up with Cena for a good reason.
ArbyMaster458:.....So you don't want syrup on you're waffles?
tetsigawind: Arby I'm SERIOUS!
ArbyMaster458: Don't worry dude I believe you.
tetsigawind: Really?
ArbyMaster458: I don't really know but it's worth a shot right?
tetsigawind: I guess so.
ArbyMaster458: Come on tets, let's go have some breakfast.
NaruHina2010: BREAKFAST IS READY!
ArbyMaster458: Alright!
tetsigawind's mind: That's Bella (NaruHina2010), Patty's friend. Patty accepted our offer to join our league if and only if....Bella joined. Of course we accepted the deal.
Later on....
tetsigawind: MOM DRIVE FASTER!!!
tetsigawind's Mom: But sweety I'll get a ticket if I go over the speed limit.
tetsigawind: AAAAH MOM YOU DON'T LOVE ME AT ALL!
tetsigawind's Mom: I love you too son.
ArbyMaster458:....Does she even know what you're saying?
mattwilson83: She's probably ignoring him.
ArbyMaster458: Nonsense, all our moms love us.
tetsigawind: MOM THIS FIGHT IS IMPORTANT!
tetsigawind's Mom: Don't worry son we have 9 minutes to get there.
tetsigawind: Finally we're almost there, THANK YOU! At least nothing will stop-
BIG RED STOPLIGHT OF DOOM, INCLUDING A BIG LIKE CRAZY TRAFFIC JAM!
tetsigawind: GODDAMMIT!
Patty: Uhhh tets, remember you're breathing exercises.
tetsigawind: You're right, it's just traffic, and a stoplight.
*The traffic clears and the stoplight turns green*
tetsigawind: Sweet the traffic cleared! Let's go!
They now have 4 minutes to get to the match.
tetsigawind: Yes only 4 minutes until we-
*tets's Mom drives to Burger King drive thru*
tetsigawind: WHY ARE WE STOPPING AT BURGER KING!?
tetsigawind's Mom: Just for some lunch honey..
tetsigawind: BUT MOM WHAT ABOUT THE MATCH!!!
Burger King Speaker Person: Hello this is Burger King what can we get for you?
ArbyMaster458: Uh yes we would like 27 Whoppers, 9 Tendercrisp Garden Salads, um.....30 fries, uhhh.....
sedsone: You guys have-
tetsigawind: GUYS WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! I JUST WANNA-
tetsigawind's Mom: You want a Happy Meal son?
tetsigawind:.....Yeah okay.
Reo Speedwagon: Can I have onion rings?
After lunch, they were able to get to the wrestling match.
tetsigawind:.....FINALLY!
tetsigawind's Mom: Don't run honey.
*In the entrance*
tetsigawind: Uh hello? Umm, we're here to see John Cena fight Dave Batista.
Entrance dude: Okay. How many people are in you're party?
tetsigawind: 27.
Entrance dude: DUDE! Radical. Alright here are you're front row tickets now have a good time.
tetsigawind: Thanks.
*When they get seated*
tetsigawind: Man Arby, I can't believe you got 27 free tickets just for us to see John Cena's rematch, you're the best!
ArbyMaster458: Anytime buddy.
MissMokkorina: Hey look it's the announcer guy.
Announcer guy: On the left side, with a height of 6 foot 1, weighing 140 pounds HEEEEEERRREEEEEEES JOHN THE PROTOTYPE CENA!
*Crowd cheers*
tetsigawind: AHHHH JOHN CENA YES YES YES YES.....
*tets is continuosly saying YES at Arby's face due to the excitement, he stops after*
tetsigawind: So ummmm.....yeah John Cena.
Announcer guy: And on our right, with a height of 6 foot 6, weighing 290 pounds, HERRRRRRRRRRRRRES DAVE THE ANIMAL BATISTA!
*Crowd cheers*
tetsigawind:....You suck.
Announcer guy: This match will decide the TRUE CHAMPION OF WWE WRESTLEMANIA, and as promised, Cena will have to fight Batista as well as Big Show and The Miz.
*tets, shocked to hear that Cena is gonna fight 3 people, decides to speak*
tetsigawind: BATISTA YOU WUSSY!
*Batista stares at tets*
Dave Batista: WHAT DID YOU SAY SMALLFRY!?
slash12: Oh crap.
Dave Batista: NOBODY CALL THE ANIMAL A WUSSY, NO ONE!
tetsigawind: I'm gonna die aren't I?
The Miz: The hell you are, and I'm gonna fight that dude over there.
Some old guy: But I'm 98 years old, and my spine hurts.
Big Show: He meant THAT GUY Old man.
*The Miz was pointing a Arby*
Some old guy: Oh happy days oh happy days, I'll be able to make it to BINGO night.
ArbyMaster458: Why fight me? What did I do?
The Miz: Nothing, I just wanna beat up someone.
ArbyMaster458: That's not a reason at all!
*Big Show grabs Arby and tets by the back of they're shirts and carries them to the ring*
ArbyMaster458 (so scared that he crapped his pants): WOW MISTER, YOU'RE HAND IS HUGE, BIGGER THAN A CHICKEN!
The Miz: You dissin Big Show?
ArbyMaster458: Well actually I'm kinda-
The Miz: THAT'S IT BUDDY, I'M GONNA GO AFTER YOU!
ArbyMaster458:....I think I just crapped my pants.
tetsigawind: We are SO gonna own you're asses!
John Cena: Easy there kid, just save it for the match.
Dave Batista: Don't forget Cena, I'm coming after you!
In the changing room...
ArbyMater458: We're fucked.
tetsigawind: Oh come on Arby, it's just 3 pro wrestlers, what's the worst that could happen?
ArbyMaster458: THAT OTHER GUY BIG SHOW HAS A FREAKIN HUGE ARM, WE'RE DEAD!
John Cena: Don't say that kid. If there's anything I learned today, it's that it takes great courage to look you're greatest adversaries in the eyes even if they're stronger than you.
tetsigawind: Well Arby , will you give it a try?
ArbyMaster458: Well....
*Flashback*
tetsigawind: Arby, I think I had a vision.
ArbyMaster458: Did it include wrestling?
tetsigawind: Yes.....but it was different.
ArbyMaster458: Like how different?
tetsigawind: Well you see I was dreaming of the match and Batista was pwning Cena, but then I went into the ring and started protecting Cena. Of course I landed some good hits on him, but Batista was too strong so he piledrived me. But then out of nowhere, Cena comes and saves me, and in the end, Cena wins, but not before he makes me his sidekick. But before I could do my awesome speech you woke me up.
Arbymaster458: So how was that a vision?
tetsigawind: Arby, I think I'm destined to fight Batista as well as team up with Cena for a good reason.
*Flashback ends*
ArbyMaster458:....Oh what the hell, I'm gonna fight and win against The Miz in the end anyways.
tetsigawind: Alright then, but before us 3 go to the ring, Cena can I have you're autograph.
John Cena: Sure. Now who am I signing this to?
tetsigawind: To you're biggest fan, tetsigawind.
John Cena: Okay and...here.
tetsigawind: Alright!
*In the ring*
Announcer guy: Okay people listen up, I want a fair fight so....don't kill each other. AND 3,2,1...
THIS SCENE IS TOO VIOLENT FOR ALL OF YOU TO WATCH, SO WE'LL JUST SKIP TO THE END, THAT AND WE HAD A LOW BUDGET FOR THE ACTION SCENE SORRY!
Announcer guy: AND THE WINNER IS....JOHN THE PROTOTYPE CENA!
*Crowd cheers*
Announcer guy: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, YOU'RE NEW WRESTLING CHAMPION!!!
tetsigawind: Congratulations Cena.
ArbyMaster458: YOU WON CENA!
*Cena hoists tets and Arby on his shoulders and holds the WWE Championship belt in his left hand*
John Cena: No.....we did it.
*Crowd cheers for the 3 champions. Arby goes to The Miz after*
ArbyMaster458: So.....no hard feelings right?
The Miz:....Well I guess we can be friends. Hell you can bring your friends and Cena and I'll bring Batista and Big Show and we can all treat ourselves at the celebration for Cena's victory, what do you say?
ArbyMaster458:....Okay.
At the celebration...
John Cena: And I would like to give these 2 gold medals to these two guys, who showed great courage and determination.
*Arby and tets go up to get there medals*
tetsigawind: THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!
In the end, new friends were gained and old rivalries (Cena and Batista, Arby and The Miz, and tets and Big Show) were forgotten. And everyone had a lot of fun at John Cena's kick ass party. It surely was THE Best Day Ever.
Next Episode- The Skitzo League Episode 10: Doctor Who Sherlock What Inspector Why and Detective How?
The Skitzo League Shorties: Let's Get Stylish!
The Skitzo League Shorties: Let's Get Stylish!
by: tetsigawind
Note: This is a somewhat extra episode and it's kinda short
In The Skitzo League headquarters aka tets's basement...
ArbyMaster458: Guess what guys, I've just figured something out!
FeudalPrincess: What is it Arby?
ArbyMaster458: You know how some hero teams have matching uniforms?
Reo Speedwagon: Like the Blue Man Group?
tetsigawind: It's the skin that makes them the same.
ArbyMaster458: Anyways, I'm suggesting that we have somewhat kick-ass matching uniforms!
mattwilson83: That sounds great.
MissMokkorina: Well I do need a style that makes me a bit well.....sexy.
kat-anni: Maybe I can help, I'm a professional clothes maker. Mokko specializes in style too.
Broshang: Well what are we waitin for let's make these suits!
Shade-117:.......
GRIDALIEN: Well, maybe Shade doesn't need anything more than a color change for his suit, right?
Shade-117:....Better.
punkgirl32: So...what's the style gonna be?
ArbyMaster458:.........Alright here it is. Leather Jackets for the guys, and fashionable sexy suits for the ladies.
Reo Speedwagon: That sounds reasonable *plays a tune on his guitar*
3 hours later...
tetsigawind: Almost done....
ArbyMaster458: Just a little more...
MissMokkorina: Just needs a finishing touch...
Broshang: And-
Reo Speedwagon: Hey dudes I just warmed up a super grande beef n bean burrito in one of Arby's Solar cubes that he always uses as a kick ass battery charger and used it for a microwave and-
Everyone: REOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*The solar cube and the burrito explode, but by doing that, Reos was able to finish all of the leagues costume....as well as covering the room with burrito sauce. The league then try on they're outfits.*
tetsigawind: I can get use to this.
ArbyMaster458: Very stylish.
*Reos goes over to a wall and tastes some of his burrito sauce*
Reo Speedwagon: Mmmmmm beefy.
tetsigawind: Next time, use a real microwave. Now clean.
*tets hands Reos a mop*
Reo Speedwagon: What's this for?
tetsigawind: uh you need to clean up you're mess Mr. Rockstar.
Reo Speedwagon: Why?
tetsigawind: Cause we can't have beef and bean burrito sauce all over my walls or else my parents will kill me and I won't be able to bring friends over now now plz get to cleaning
Reo Speedwagon: Next time, I'm making a sandwich Reo says as he cleaned the burrito sauce off the walls
The End
by: tetsigawind
Note: This is a somewhat extra episode and it's kinda short
In The Skitzo League headquarters aka tets's basement...
ArbyMaster458: Guess what guys, I've just figured something out!
FeudalPrincess: What is it Arby?
ArbyMaster458: You know how some hero teams have matching uniforms?
Reo Speedwagon: Like the Blue Man Group?
tetsigawind: It's the skin that makes them the same.
ArbyMaster458: Anyways, I'm suggesting that we have somewhat kick-ass matching uniforms!
mattwilson83: That sounds great.
MissMokkorina: Well I do need a style that makes me a bit well.....sexy.
kat-anni: Maybe I can help, I'm a professional clothes maker. Mokko specializes in style too.
Broshang: Well what are we waitin for let's make these suits!
Shade-117:.......
GRIDALIEN: Well, maybe Shade doesn't need anything more than a color change for his suit, right?
Shade-117:....Better.
punkgirl32: So...what's the style gonna be?
ArbyMaster458:.........Alright here it is. Leather Jackets for the guys, and fashionable sexy suits for the ladies.
Reo Speedwagon: That sounds reasonable *plays a tune on his guitar*
3 hours later...
tetsigawind: Almost done....
ArbyMaster458: Just a little more...
MissMokkorina: Just needs a finishing touch...
Broshang: And-
Reo Speedwagon: Hey dudes I just warmed up a super grande beef n bean burrito in one of Arby's Solar cubes that he always uses as a kick ass battery charger and used it for a microwave and-
Everyone: REOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*The solar cube and the burrito explode, but by doing that, Reos was able to finish all of the leagues costume....as well as covering the room with burrito sauce. The league then try on they're outfits.*
tetsigawind: I can get use to this.
ArbyMaster458: Very stylish.
*Reos goes over to a wall and tastes some of his burrito sauce*
Reo Speedwagon: Mmmmmm beefy.
tetsigawind: Next time, use a real microwave. Now clean.
*tets hands Reos a mop*
Reo Speedwagon: What's this for?
tetsigawind: uh you need to clean up you're mess Mr. Rockstar.
Reo Speedwagon: Why?
tetsigawind: Cause we can't have beef and bean burrito sauce all over my walls or else my parents will kill me and I won't be able to bring friends over now now plz get to cleaning
Reo Speedwagon: Next time, I'm making a sandwich Reo says as he cleaned the burrito sauce off the walls
The End
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