The Skitzo League Episode 5 "Arby's Fate"

The Skitzo League Episode 5 "Arby's Fate"

by: ArbyMaster458

Supported by: tetsigawind and The Skitzo League

Guest starring: Commander Shepard (Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2)

It had been 2 weks since the fake invasion, everything was back to normal, except for one problem: A life was lost. ArbyMaster458 aka Arby, was lost during the confrontation while he was chasing after Goonter, an alien renegade. He was last seen fighting Goonter in his ship lightyears away from Earth. After the invasion, Many anime, MARVEL, and DC heroes came to pay respects to The Skitzo League's fallen comrade, who was presumed M.I.A. (Missing In Action), and lost in the stars. The only people who were saddest the most were tets, FP, Reos, and Mokko. The story skips to now, with tets playing Mass Effect 2 with Reos.

Reo Speedwagon:......Sure is quiet huh tets?

tetsigawind:......

*Matt arrives*

mattwilson83: Face it guys, Arby is gone, we just have to-

Reo Speedwagon: Don't say it Matt!!! We just lost a great comrade 2 weeks ago! Shut your damn mouth!

mattwilson83:......I'm sorry.

Reo Speedwagon: Goddammit I miss that dude, I also miss how he always pwned me in Halo 3.

slash12: Not only that, Mokko is pretty upset, and the others are trying to keep her normal.

tetsigawind: Ahh I remember the 1st time we made The Skitzo League, it was on Christmas....I'm gonna miss those times.

*Suddenly a ship arrives on tets' backyard and then...*

????: I'M BACK FROM SPACE!!!!

*Everyone rushes outside*

Everyone: WTF!!!!!

tetsigawind: ARBY!!!!

ArbyMaster458: Hey dude what's shakin?

tetsigawind: Thanks God. Arby, how did you, I mean, you're here!?

???: He was already dead when we found him.

slash12: Who said that?

???: I did.

*The person comes out of the ship, revealing himself to be the legendary Commander Shepard of The Normandy*

Shade-117:......Commander Shepard.

Shepard: Shade? Huh, didn't expect you to be here.

Reo Speedwagon: You know Shade?

Shepard: Bailed him out of an abandoned space prison that was used by an enemy I was facing.

Reo Speedwagon: Ahhh.

tetsigawind: So how is he dead? I mean he's standing right here.

ArbyMaster458: Allow me to explain, but first, I'm hungry.

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

tetsigawind: Okay Arby, we were just about to have dinner, maybe after that you can enlighten us with your adventure. How about it?

ArbyMaster458: YAY A WELCOME PARTY!

tetsigawind: But first, you're welcome home gift.

ArbyMaster458: Oh cool a gift, what is it?

*tets comes over and kicks arby softly in the nuts*

ArbyMaster458: Ahhh my ballsac! What was that for?!

tetsigawind: For making me and the League worry about you being dead or Missing In Action, and if you ever endarger your life like that again we will all kick your nuts, right everyone?

Everyone: Right

ArbyMaster458: Okay

tetsigawind: Now let's go in and eat, it's Ramen night, and guess who stayed.

Naruto: Get it while it's warm, Hinata, Mokko, FP and Sakura made it just for this type of celebration. Arby, I thought you were dead.

Deadpool: I guess that make him a zombie.

Shepard: Well he was dead, until I revived him.

Deadpool: Huh figures, anyways let's eat, cause right now I'm so $#@&ing hungry.

Naruto: For once Wade, I agree with you, even though you kill people.

Shepard: I kill bad guys, you have a problem with that?

Naruto: Ummm.....No

Naruto's Mind: This guy scares me, how does he do that?

Shepard: Good, something tells me that we're gonna get along fine.

Naruto: I'm glad to hear that.

*At the table*

ArbyMaster458: All right, Beef Ramen Supreme! This is the best welcome home party ever!

tetsigawind: Alright everyone let's dig in in.

Everyone: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....Itadakimasu!

*And the now reunited Skitzo League, Naruto, Hinata, and Shepard go eat dinner*

To be continued in: The Skitzo League Episode 6: Mass Erection