The Skitzo League Episode 8: The Great Pokemon Adventure

The Skitzo League Episode 8: The Great Pokemon Adventure

by: ArbyMaster458

It was a normal night for The Skitzo League, but different. tetsigawind had fallen in love with a beautiful teenage girl. Patty was her name. They had first met at the mall. She was being mugged by 10 robbers. tetsigawind was alone at the mall because the League separated to look all over the mall. He thought about looking for Arby, his best friend. While he was searching for Arby, he saw the 10 gang members cornering her. So tets jumped in and started fighting off the robbers. Luckily for him, Mokko taught him Karate and Judo. After fending off the 10 robbers, it was revealed that the whole mall was to be held hostage by an evil gang that called themselves The Big Guys, led by The Man. tets decided to bring the beautiful girl with him, possibly due to her beauty, and because he didn't want to leave her alone. The pair then went out to find Arby and the rest. To they're surprise, Arby took down 50 of the gang members. After finding all of the members, The Skitzo League then went after The Man. After Broshang and Arby took down 2 of his best men, The Boss managed to escape by car. Luckily Shade was able to use his Spartan strength to slice the car in hale with one karate chop. The Man was then arrested and put to justice. After the worst was over, tets asked Patty top join the League. Much to everyones surprise, she acvcepted. The League then invited her to KFC to have dinner. After, they went home to hang out. After, Arby announced this...

ArbyMaster458: Guys, We're gonmna go to the Pokeverse.

Patty: What does he mean by that?

ArbyMaster458: We're gonna travel to another universe.

Patty: That is impossible unless you have a universal mass relay.

tetsigawind's mind: So cute, and smart.

ArbyMaster458: Well it so happens that we have a universal mass relay that I built.

Patty: Really?

ArbyMaster458: Yep, now let's go everybody!

slash12: Hold up there man. I am not going to the Pokeverse.

tetsigawind: Yeah and besides, we just got a new member.

Arbymaster458: Fine tets, guess you won't be needing these! I've been waiting all day to get these for us all!

*Arby pulls out 22 tickets to see the rematch between tet's idol John Cena, against his rival Dave Batista*

tetsigawind: 22 TICKETS TO WRESTLEMANIA! Umm.....on second thought let's go to the Pokeverse.

slash12: Damn you Arby and you knowing that tets likes to watch WrestleMania.

In the basement...

ArbyMaster458: All right everybody get ready to enter the Pokeverse!

The League then disappears in a flash. Later...

Patty: Ohh my head hurts......EHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

*Patty sees herself as a Chikorita*

Patty: I'M A POKEMON!!!!

tetsigawind: And I thought I was the only one that was a Pokemon.

*tets is a Bulbasaur, adel is a Ledyba, Angelito is a Tailow, Broshang is a Treeko, Elena is a Butterfree, Katie (FairyOfEarth) is a Clefairy, Kitty (fuzypurplehippykitty) is a Skitty, G.A. (GRIDALIEN) is a Slugma (possibly due to his liking of the Carnage Symbiote), Hinata (hinatasdeviantart) is a Ninetails, Annie (kat-anni) is a Piplup, Marissa (LLawlietsgirl3) is Torchic, Matt (mattwilson83) is a Totodile, Mokko is an Eevee (Mokko will be able to shift into any of Eevee's evolutions at will. Whoa, didn't see that coming.), Oni-San (Onihikage) is a Shinx, Pia-sama is a Mime Jr., Aki-chan (punkgirl32) is an Aipom, Shade is a Golem, Shocks (Shock777) is a Pichu, Slash (slash12) is a Scyther, Reos is a Magnemite, FP (FeudalPrincess) is a Roselia, and Storm (stormchan) is a Rotom. Arby is nowhere to be found*

tetsigawind: Uhhh where's Arby?

ArbyMaster458: Over here.

tetsigawind: Come out of that bush Arby.

ArbyMaster458: No!

tetsigawind: Why?

ArbyMaster458: I look like testicular cancer.....with a mouth.

slash12: COme on crybaby, you cant be that-

*Arby comes out of the bushes as a Bidoof*

slash12:......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you're a freakin Bidoof. Bidoof freakin sucks!

ArbyMaster458: Yeah yeah laugh it BIDOOF BIDOOF!.....What the hell did I just say!?

tetsigawind: Arby calm down, it's just a transformation.

ArbyMaster458: I guess you're right, I mean, what's the worst that could happen? Course I wanted to be a CHarmander but-

*A giant cage closes on The Poke League*

ArbyMaster458:......GODDAMMIT!

tetsigawind: Oh crap. Don't worry guys I'll use Razor Leaf!

*tetsigawind uses Razor Leaf, but does no dammage to the cage*

tetsigawind:.....Oh yeah we're screwed.

slash12: Oh sure, use Razor Leaf, that'll surely help.

MissMokkorina: Slash shut up.

*Team Rocket comes out*

Meowth: I told you that this cage would catch something.

Jessie: And you were right. We have 22 Pokemon.

James: The Boss will surely like this.

Meowth: Hah, he'll surely enjoy having these helpless Pokemon.

ArbyMaster458: WTF did you call us!?

*Team Rocket is shocked to see Bidoof Arby talk*

Jessie: That Pokemon can talk!?

ArbyMaster458; Did you not hear me talk about 15 seconds ago bitch! Now get us some scrambled eggs I'm hungry!

Patty:....So who are you guys?

Jessie: To protect our world from devastation-

James: To unite all people within our nation-

Jessie: To-

ArbyMaster458: Again with that boring Team Rocket crap, we already know who you are!

tetsigawind: Yeah, besides, we watch you on TV. This always happens! First you kidnap a bunch of Pokemon, then Ash comes to the rescue, freeing all the Pokemon, and then in the end, Pikachu's gonna send you guys flying in the sky, we know!

slash12: Wow tets, you can be so cruel.

Meowth: You dare talk to Team Rocket like that!?

Wobuffet: WOBUFFET!

Arby: Oh screw this! EVERYONE GET BACK!

*Bidoof Arby takes out a grenade*

tetsigawind: Where did you get that grenade?

ArbyMaster458: I don't know now step back.

*Arby throws the grenade, blowing it up in impact, freeing the League*

mattwilson83: Alright time to kicksome ass!

Meowth: Not so fast! FURY SWIPES!

tetsigawind: Razor Leaf!

*tets used Razor Leaf to cut off Meowths claws*

mattwilson83: Water Gun!

*Matt used Water gun on Team Rocket, blasting them sky high*

TEAM ROCKET: TEAM ROCKETS BLASTING OFF THE SKY AGAIN!!!!!

Patty: AMAZING! So, what do we do now?

ArbyMaster458: Well now we need to go to Professor Oaks. With his tools, I'll be able to create a miniature mass relay device that will surely take us home.

Shade-117: How long will it take you?

ArbyMaster458: 5 hours. Which will allow us some freetime and enough time to get home for tomorrows WrestleMania match.

tetsigawind: That sounds like a plan. Let's go!

When they reach Prof. Oaks's house....

ArbyMaster458: I can't believe we were able to make it here in one piece.

tetsigawind: Yeah, luckily Reos had a laptop inside the back of his Magnemite head or we wouldn't have made it here.

FeudalPrincess: It's locked.

slash12: Allow me babe.

FeudalPrincess: I'm not you're babe!

slash12: Whatever. SLASH!

*slash12 used Slash on Prof. Oaks door, slicing it in half.

Reo Speedwagon: You know we could've used the window, it was opened.

tetsigawind:....Crap. Oh well, let's go inside.

Inside...

mattwilson: Whoaaaaaaa, look at all this technology.

ArbyMaster458: On second thought, with all this tech, I'll be able to finish the miniature mass relay device in an hour.

slash12: That should give us time to explore this place.

ArbyMaster458: Alright I'll stay here and make the device, all of you can go have fun.

Later Slash, Matt, and Broshang go to the kitchen

Broshang: Man, all that walking made me hungry and thirsty.

*Opens the fridge, and grabs a soda bottle*

Broshang: Eh, eh, eh.....crap I can't open it. Damn these 3 fingers.

*Broshang get's one of slash's Scyther claws and uses it as a bottle opener for his soda bottle*

slash12: What the hell! You used my hand as a bottle opener!

Broshang: HEY, I'M THIRSTY!

slash12: Oh screw this, I'm having some pizza!

*Slash takes out a sausage and mushroom pan pizza box, opens it, and slices a piece out for himself*

slash12: Mmmmm, this is some good pizza.

The girls went to a bedroom

MissMokkorina: This room looks too girly.

*FP sees a wedding portrait and finds out that the league are in Ash and Misty's house, suddenly they hear a noise*

Ash: What happened to the door.

*Arby contacts his members via communicator*

ArbyMaster458: Alright everybody I finished the device.

FeudalPrincess: Ummm Arby, we're in Ash's house.

ArbyMaster458: Is he buff?

FeudalPrincess: Yes he has muscles.

ArbyMaster458:Is Misty with him, but is super hot?

FeudalPrincess: Yes.

ArbyMaster458:...Oh shit, tell everybody to hide.

FeudalPrincess: Alright.

*Fp calls everyone to hide. Ash and Misty enter the lab*

Ash: It's strange I could've sworn I heard a voice in the lab.

Misty: Must be you're imagina-

*Misty sees the miniature mass relay device*

ArbyMaster458's mind: Oh shit the device.

Misty: What's that Ash?

Ash: Funny, I don't remember making a device like this. Looks complex.

ArbyMaster458: Don't touch that device!

Ash: What the-!?

*Ash looks under the table to see Bidoof Arby*

Ash: Did that Pokemon just talk?

ArbyMaster458: Umm.....BIDOOF BIDOOF!

*Bidoof Arby farts in Ash's face and punches him. Arby then grabs the device from Ash's hand and runs for it*

Ash: MISTY, THERE'S A TALKING BIDOOF IN HERE AND HE FARTED IN MY FACE!

Misty: Don't worry Ash I'll take care of it!

ArbyMaster458: Goddamn that was scary!

Misty: Psyduck use Water Gun!

*Bidoof Arby dodges it*

ArbyMaster458: Uh oh. Um....OH SCREW THIS!

*Bidoof Arby pulls out an M4 Carbine out of nowhere*

Misty: WTF!

*Arby starts guns a blazing, causing a rain of bullets to go all over the place. Of course Arby ran out of ammo in the end, but missed even trying to wound anything*

Ash: What are you doing in my house?

ArbyMaster458:....Crap I missed all those? Crap. Don't hurt me, I'm just a retarded Bidoof that doesn't know how to take a shit and has testicular cancer!

Ash: What?

ArbyMaster458: I'm gonna die aren't I?

tetsigawind: Wait!

Ash: What? There's more of you talking Pokemon?

Patty: Let's just talk.

Later the league are at the living room playing video games, eating snacks, and talking to Ash and Misty.

Ash: So you guys are from another universe?

Patty: That's right. It's our first time here so we're pretty new here.

tetsigawind: And we're sorry about Arby, he's just a little....crazy. Well he's not crazy, but can surprise you in more ways than one.

*Ash look over at Arby and sees him drinking all of his Mountain Dew*

Ash:...Your friend just drank all of my Mountain Dew.

ArbyMaster458: My god, I didn't know that this Bidoof form could drink so much Dew, and eat all this mushroom and sausage pizza.

tetsigawind: Well this has been some weird but awesome day. Arby, start the device.

ArbyMaster458: As soon as I get all this pizza and Mountain Dew to go we can BIDOOF BIDOOF!.......I should stop spazzing like that.

tetsigawind: Alright. Well, see you later Ash, me and my friends have to get back to our universe, we have to go to WrestleMania tomorrow.

Misty: Alright see you later.

*Arby activates the mass relay device. In a flash, they return home and revert back to they're human forms*

ArbyMaster458: Next time, I'm gonna be a Charmander if we ever go back to that universe.

tetsigawind: Don't forget our deal.

ArbyMaster458: Of course I didn't. here everybody, one ticket for each of us to see WrestleMania.

tetsigawind: So Patty, how was you're first day?

Patty: It was the best, I got to be a Pokemon! I've always wanted to be a Chikorita, it's my favorite Pokemon. You're the greatest!

tetsigawind: Well thanks Patty umm...woo is it getting hot in here. Umm...say Patty, how would you like to sit with me at WrestleMania?

Patty: Is this a date?

tetsigawind: Yeah...sort of.

Patty: What about Aki-chan?

punkgirl: Me and tets are just friends, what makes you say that?

Patty: Just wondering.

tetsigawind: So will you sit with me?

Patty:....Sure.

tetsigawind: Really?

Patty: Sure. I mean, you did save me from those 10 gang members, so I should repay you by dating you.

tetsigawind: Are you asking for a relationship?

Patty: Yes.

tetsigawind:...Definitely! I mean if you're cool with tarting a relationship than count me in. I will be a great boyfriend.

Patty: Sweet my 1st boyfriend. At least everything turned out okay in the-

ArbyMaster458: BIDOOF BIDOOF!

Everyone:!!!!

ArbyMaster458:....AHHHH I TOTALLY GOT YOU GUYS!

tetsigawind: Oh right it's April Fool's Day so you totally got us! Also, next episode, we're gonna go to WRESTLEMANIA! Find out what troubles lie ahead next episode!

ArbyMaster458: And we are OUT!

The End

Next Episode- The Skitzo League Episode 9: CRISIS IN WRESTLEMANIA!