The Skitzo League Episode 9: CRISIS IN WRESTLEMANIA!

The Skitzo League Episode 9: CRISIS IN WRESTLEMANIA!

It was nighttime, the League was asleep. tets however had a hard time trying to sleep. Though his room mates Arby and Reos were sound asleep, tets was to excited to sleep. Cause tomorrow the league will go to see John Cena fight Dave Batista in a rematch for the title of WWE champion. tets just couldn't shake the feeling. Finally, at 3:00 a.m., he was able to sleep. But at 7:30, tets had a strange dream.

tetsigawind: Leave Cena alone you bastard!

tets was talking to Dave Batista. He was dreaming that Dave Batista was beating the living crud out of Cena at Wrestlemania. tets got really mad and started going into the ring, ripping out his shirt, and started beating the crap out of Batista. Of course tets was able to land a few good blows on Batista, but he was just too strong. Batista then began to do a piledriver on tets, giving tets a headache. Just before Batista could land the finishing blow, Cena stops Batista and starts utilizing his own mix of wrestling arts, finally putting Batista down for good. With tets hunch on Cena's left muscular arm, and the WWE Champion belt on his left, Cena showed the world that he was truly the Champion of Wrestling. Just before tets could do his speech, he was woken up by his room mates.

ArbyMaster458: Hey tets wake up, we're going dude!

tetsigawind: What? What time is it?

ArbyMaster458: It's 7:30 a.m.

tetsigawind: Arby, I think I had a vision.

ArbyMaster458: Did it include wrestling?

tetsigawind: Yes.....but it was different.

ArbyMaster458: Like how different?

tetsigawind: Well you see I was dreaming of the match and Batista was pwning Cena, but then I went into the ring and started protecting Cena. Of course I landed some good hits on him, but Batista was too strong so he piledrived me. But then out of nowhere, Cena comes and saves me, and in the end, Cena wins, but not before he makes me his sidekick. But before I could do my awesome speech you woke me up.

Arbymaster458: So how was that a vision?

tetsigawind: Arby, I think I'm destined to fight Batista as well as team up with Cena for a good reason.

ArbyMaster458:.....So you don't want syrup on you're waffles?

tetsigawind: Arby I'm SERIOUS!

ArbyMaster458: Don't worry dude I believe you.

tetsigawind: Really?

ArbyMaster458: I don't really know but it's worth a shot right?

tetsigawind: I guess so.

ArbyMaster458: Come on tets, let's go have some breakfast.

NaruHina2010: BREAKFAST IS READY!

ArbyMaster458: Alright!

tetsigawind's mind: That's Bella (NaruHina2010), Patty's friend. Patty accepted our offer to join our league if and only if....Bella joined. Of course we accepted the deal.

Later on....

tetsigawind: MOM DRIVE FASTER!!!

tetsigawind's Mom: But sweety I'll get a ticket if I go over the speed limit.

tetsigawind: AAAAH MOM YOU DON'T LOVE ME AT ALL!

tetsigawind's Mom: I love you too son.

ArbyMaster458:....Does she even know what you're saying?

mattwilson83: She's probably ignoring him.

ArbyMaster458: Nonsense, all our moms love us.

tetsigawind: MOM THIS FIGHT IS IMPORTANT!

tetsigawind's Mom: Don't worry son we have 9 minutes to get there.

tetsigawind: Finally we're almost there, THANK YOU! At least nothing will stop-

BIG RED STOPLIGHT OF DOOM, INCLUDING A BIG LIKE CRAZY TRAFFIC JAM!

tetsigawind: GODDAMMIT!

Patty: Uhhh tets, remember you're breathing exercises.

tetsigawind: You're right, it's just traffic, and a stoplight.

*The traffic clears and the stoplight turns green*

tetsigawind: Sweet the traffic cleared! Let's go!

They now have 4 minutes to get to the match.

tetsigawind: Yes only 4 minutes until we-

*tets's Mom drives to Burger King drive thru*

tetsigawind: WHY ARE WE STOPPING AT BURGER KING!?

tetsigawind's Mom: Just for some lunch honey..

tetsigawind: BUT MOM WHAT ABOUT THE MATCH!!!

Burger King Speaker Person: Hello this is Burger King what can we get for you?

ArbyMaster458: Uh yes we would like 27 Whoppers, 9 Tendercrisp Garden Salads, um.....30 fries, uhhh.....

sedsone: You guys have-

tetsigawind: GUYS WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! I JUST WANNA-

tetsigawind's Mom: You want a Happy Meal son?

tetsigawind:.....Yeah okay.

Reo Speedwagon: Can I have onion rings?

After lunch, they were able to get to the wrestling match.

tetsigawind:.....FINALLY!

tetsigawind's Mom: Don't run honey.

*In the entrance*

tetsigawind: Uh hello? Umm, we're here to see John Cena fight Dave Batista.

Entrance dude: Okay. How many people are in you're party?

tetsigawind: 27.

Entrance dude: DUDE! Radical. Alright here are you're front row tickets now have a good time.

tetsigawind: Thanks.

*When they get seated*

tetsigawind: Man Arby, I can't believe you got 27 free tickets just for us to see John Cena's rematch, you're the best!

ArbyMaster458: Anytime buddy.

MissMokkorina: Hey look it's the announcer guy.

Announcer guy: On the left side, with a height of 6 foot 1, weighing 140 pounds HEEEEEERRREEEEEEES JOHN THE PROTOTYPE CENA!

*Crowd cheers*

tetsigawind: AHHHH JOHN CENA YES YES YES YES.....

*tets is continuosly saying YES at Arby's face due to the excitement, he stops after*

tetsigawind: So ummmm.....yeah John Cena.

Announcer guy: And on our right, with a height of 6 foot 6, weighing 290 pounds, HERRRRRRRRRRRRRES DAVE THE ANIMAL BATISTA!

*Crowd cheers*

tetsigawind:....You suck.

Announcer guy: This match will decide the TRUE CHAMPION OF WWE WRESTLEMANIA, and as promised, Cena will have to fight Batista as well as Big Show and The Miz.

*tets, shocked to hear that Cena is gonna fight 3 people, decides to speak*

tetsigawind: BATISTA YOU WUSSY!

*Batista stares at tets*

Dave Batista: WHAT DID YOU SAY SMALLFRY!?

slash12: Oh crap.

Dave Batista: NOBODY CALL THE ANIMAL A WUSSY, NO ONE!

tetsigawind: I'm gonna die aren't I?

The Miz: The hell you are, and I'm gonna fight that dude over there.

Some old guy: But I'm 98 years old, and my spine hurts.

Big Show: He meant THAT GUY Old man.

*The Miz was pointing a Arby*

Some old guy: Oh happy days oh happy days, I'll be able to make it to BINGO night.

ArbyMaster458: Why fight me? What did I do?

The Miz: Nothing, I just wanna beat up someone.

ArbyMaster458: That's not a reason at all!

*Big Show grabs Arby and tets by the back of they're shirts and carries them to the ring*

ArbyMaster458 (so scared that he crapped his pants): WOW MISTER, YOU'RE HAND IS HUGE, BIGGER THAN A CHICKEN!

The Miz: You dissin Big Show?

ArbyMaster458: Well actually I'm kinda-

The Miz: THAT'S IT BUDDY, I'M GONNA GO AFTER YOU!

ArbyMaster458:....I think I just crapped my pants.

tetsigawind: We are SO gonna own you're asses!

John Cena: Easy there kid, just save it for the match.

Dave Batista: Don't forget Cena, I'm coming after you!

In the changing room...

ArbyMater458: We're fucked.

tetsigawind: Oh come on Arby, it's just 3 pro wrestlers, what's the worst that could happen?

ArbyMaster458: THAT OTHER GUY BIG SHOW HAS A FREAKIN HUGE ARM, WE'RE DEAD!

John Cena: Don't say that kid. If there's anything I learned today, it's that it takes great courage to look you're greatest adversaries in the eyes even if they're stronger than you.

tetsigawind: Well Arby , will you give it a try?

ArbyMaster458: Well....

*Flashback*

tetsigawind: Arby, I think I had a vision.

ArbyMaster458: Did it include wrestling?

tetsigawind: Yes.....but it was different.

ArbyMaster458: Like how different?

tetsigawind: Well you see I was dreaming of the match and Batista was pwning Cena, but then I went into the ring and started protecting Cena. Of course I landed some good hits on him, but Batista was too strong so he piledrived me. But then out of nowhere, Cena comes and saves me, and in the end, Cena wins, but not before he makes me his sidekick. But before I could do my awesome speech you woke me up.

Arbymaster458: So how was that a vision?

tetsigawind: Arby, I think I'm destined to fight Batista as well as team up with Cena for a good reason.

*Flashback ends*

ArbyMaster458:....Oh what the hell, I'm gonna fight and win against The Miz in the end anyways.

tetsigawind: Alright then, but before us 3 go to the ring, Cena can I have you're autograph.

John Cena: Sure. Now who am I signing this to?

tetsigawind: To you're biggest fan, tetsigawind.

John Cena: Okay and...here.

tetsigawind: Alright!

*In the ring*

Announcer guy: Okay people listen up, I want a fair fight so....don't kill each other. AND 3,2,1...

THIS SCENE IS TOO VIOLENT FOR ALL OF YOU TO WATCH, SO WE'LL JUST SKIP TO THE END, THAT AND WE HAD A LOW BUDGET FOR THE ACTION SCENE SORRY!

Announcer guy: AND THE WINNER IS....JOHN THE PROTOTYPE CENA!

*Crowd cheers*

Announcer guy: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, YOU'RE NEW WRESTLING CHAMPION!!!

tetsigawind: Congratulations Cena.

ArbyMaster458: YOU WON CENA!

*Cena hoists tets and Arby on his shoulders and holds the WWE Championship belt in his left hand*

John Cena: No.....we did it.

*Crowd cheers for the 3 champions. Arby goes to The Miz after*

ArbyMaster458: So.....no hard feelings right?

The Miz:....Well I guess we can be friends. Hell you can bring your friends and Cena and I'll bring Batista and Big Show and we can all treat ourselves at the celebration for Cena's victory, what do you say?

ArbyMaster458:....Okay.

At the celebration...

John Cena: And I would like to give these 2 gold medals to these two guys, who showed great courage and determination.

*Arby and tets go up to get there medals*

tetsigawind: THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!

In the end, new friends were gained and old rivalries (Cena and Batista, Arby and The Miz, and tets and Big Show) were forgotten. And everyone had a lot of fun at John Cena's kick ass party. It surely was THE Best Day Ever.

Next Episode- The Skitzo League Episode 10: Doctor Who Sherlock What Inspector Why and Detective How?