The Skitzo 4 Episode 2- Christmas Special part 1: The Shopping Maul

The Skitzo 4 Episode 2- Christmas Special part 1: The Shopping Maul

Note: Facts on the story aren't true, it's just a story/episode, some parts are true though

Starring: tetsigawind, ArbyMaster458, FeudalPrincess, Reo Speedwagon, and newest members of The Skitzo 4 roster slash12, MissMokkorina, hinatasdeviantart, Pia-sama, and mattwilson83

*It was tis the season to be jolly when a new member joined The Skitzo 4*

slash12: Don't push your luck just because I joined your roster during Christmas.

tetsigawind: Hey don't be cranky, it's Christmas! The day of-

slash12: I already know what Christmas is.

tetsigawind: You don't like me do you? You remind me of Wolverine from the MARVEL Comics.

slash12: Whatever.

tetsigawind: Anyways, Reos is driving us to the mall for presents for opening tomorrow. And Arby and FP are busy making cookies, and you already introduced us to yourself, so we're all set.

Reo Speedwagon: Hey guys the car is ready.

tetsigawind: Let's roll out!

slash12: *sigh* Why did I even bother to join this team?

*In the car*

FeudalPrincess: Okay first of all, why do I have to sit on Arby's lap? And second, What's poking me?

ArbyMaster458: First, because there's no room in the front, and second, that was me, sorry.

FeudalPrincess: Well you did say sorry, so your safe....for now.

slash: Is she always that mad?

tetsigawind: Um.....No. But ignore his perverted ways Slash.

slash12: Okay then.

Reo Speedwagon: So...do you really know all sorts of sword fighting?

slash12: Yes.

Reo Speedwagon: Cool.

*While driving, they see 2 girls on the sidewalk.

Reo Speedwagon: tets look, chicks!

tetsigawind: Really!?

*Reos stops the car next to the sidewalk*

Reo Speedwagon: Hello ladies, how may I help you?

MissMokorina: Hi. Well, we're just looking for The Skitzo 4

hinatasdeviantart: Have you seen them?

Reo Speedwagon: We are The Skitzo 4, and this is Slash.

MissMokkorina: Really?! AWESOME! We just got this invitation to join you guys.

tetsigawind: Well, what's the decision girls?

MissMokkorina: It's a yes for both of us.

tetsigawind: Sweet, what do you guys think?

slash12:....Fine.

Reo Speedwagon: Sure.

FeudalPrincess: It's alright. *Finally, I'm not the only girl on the team, thank God*

ArbyMaster458: *stares at MissMokkorina* Ummm....Ummm o///o

tetsigawind: Well Arby?

ArbyMaster458: YES 100% YES!

MissMokkorina: He's funny.

FeudalPrincess: Trust me it get's worse.

tetsigawind: Alright then, ladies in the back, dudes in the front. Oh and...welcome to the team.

*In the car, the girls are talking while Arby talks to tets*

ArbyMaster458: Hey tets.

tetsigawind: Yes Arby?

Arbymaster458: Can you tell me something about girls?

tetsigawind: Arby...this is the first time you've ever wanted some info from me, but about girls, why?

ArbyMaster458: Nothing really.

tetsigawind: Wait a minute I got it, you like MissMokkorina do you?!

ArbyMaster458: *shocked he figured it out* Ummm hell no, why would you think that? I mean come on, why would I want to talk to you about-

tetsigawind: Arby...

ArbyMaster458: *sigh* Fine I give, *whispering* I'm in love!

tetsigawind: o__o........hahahahahahahahahaha

hinatasdeviantart: What's so funny tets?

tetsigawind: Umm......Nothing, just a joke.

MissMokkorins: What's the joke?

tetsigawind: Umm....

ArbyMaster458: This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door saying:

"Nerds Not Allowed-Enter At Your Own Risk!"

He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him. "You smell kind of nerdy. What do you do for a living?"

"I drive a truck, and the smell is just from the computers I'm hauling."

"Okay, truck drivers are not nerds," he says and serves him a beer. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long.
The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver is totally shocked.

"Why did you do that?"

"Not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating Silicon Valley and are in season now. You don't even need a license."

The truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly, he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers.They are all engineers, accountants, and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen!

He can't let them steal his whole load. So, remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly.
A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop.

"What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season," says the truck driver.

"Well, sure," says the patrolman. "But you can't bait 'em!"

Girls, Reo Speedwagon, and tetsigawind: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

MissMokkorina: Wow, that was funny!

ArbyMaster458: It sure was.

*Girls start talking again*

ArbyMaster458: tets, I'm gonna kill you.

tetsigawind: I'm sorry Arby but, this is a really rare thing. The perverted ArbyMaster458 is in love and wanting help.

ArbyMaster458: I'm still perverted you know.

tetsigawind: I know Arby, I know. So when're you telling her?

ArbyMaster458: What?

tetsigawind: Nevermind.

ArbyMaster458: Can you at least talk to her?

tetsigawind: Sure buddy sure.

ArbyMaster458: Thanks tets, I knew I could count on you.

tetsigawind: Anytime buddy.

Reo Speedwagon:Well we're here!

ArbyMaster458: Alright then, time to shop!

*In the mall, the group divides into teams: MissMokkorina and tetsigawind, Reo Speedwagon and ArbyMaster458, slash12 goes with FeudalPrincess and hinatasdeviantart. While shopping in the games area, tets makes his move.*

tetsigawind: So....MissMokkorina-

MissMokkorina: Just call me Mokko for short.

tets: Oh okay, anyways what do you think of the team so far?

MissMokkorina: They're great, especially Arby, he seems to be really energetic, you guys good friends?

tetsigawind: Mhmm, we go way back or so.

MissMokkorina: He seems to be really nice.

tetsigawind: Yeah.

MissMokkorina: It's really nice to have people like him on Christmas isn't it?

tetsigawind: Yeah. Let's finish shopping.

MissMokkorina: Alright then.

*Meanwhile
ArbyMaster458: Santa?

Fake Santa in the mall: Yes what can I do for you?

ArbyMaster458: Jingle these bells, you fat sack of shit!

*Arby kicks fake Santa in the ornaments*

Fake Santa: OW! MY CHRISTMAS COOKIES!!

Reo Speedwagon: Oh boy.

*Security arrives*

ArbyMaster458: Oh goody the cops, I caught this terrorist posing as Santa trying to molest children. I mean everytime they sit on his lap he gets a one horse open sleigh to Jizzville! Then he says, "Hohoho! How would you like to see what goodies are in my (nut)sack?"

A cop: FREEZE DIRTBAG!

ArbyMaster458: Oh goody the cops, I caught this terrorist posing as Santa trying to molest children. I mean everytime they sit on his lap he gets a one horse open sleigh to Jizzville! Then he says, "Hohoho! How would you like to see what goodies are in my (nut)sack?"

Reo Speedwagon: Don't mind him, he's just delusional and retarded.

Cop 2: HE'S AN ACCOMPLICE, AND THEY'RE HOSTILE GET THEM!

*Cops pull out taser guns and tase the two*

ArbyMaster458: AWWWW MY BUTTHOLE!

Reo Speedwagon: I fell to the ground, but the two cops didn't let up. They tased me in my butthole over and over- i was screaming, and squirming, my butthole was on fire!

*Later on in the car*

Reo Speedwagon: Arby you bastard.

ArbyMaster458: Thanks for bailing us out Mokko.

MissMokkorina: No problem Arby. Luckily they didn't kick us out.

*Arby talks to tets*

ArbyMaster458: So.....what she say about me?

tetsigawind: She says you're funny, and she said that I'm lucky to have a guy like you in my team.

ArbyMaster458: Anything else?

tetsigawind: That's it.

ArbyMaster458: Oh okay, by the way, do you know these two?

tetsigawind:Well, not personally, but their names are Pia-sama and mattwilson83. They're our 2 newest members and they're comic experts, which leads me to the question: How the hell did you find these guys?!

ArbyMaster458: I just know em for their amazing NaruHina, but never met them in person.

tetsigawind: Oh, I see. By the way, your lucky Mokko busted your two asses out of hell.

ArbyMaster458: Yeah, she's awesome.

tetsigawind: Are you fantasizing?

ArbyMaster458: No.

tetsigawind: Oh, I was just-

FeudalPrincess: Reos look out!

Reo Speedwagon: WOAH!

*Reos' car slips on ice and hits something and the members are strewn around: tets got hit by an air bag, FeudalPrincess is in shock, Reos got hit by an airbag that is in a shape of a guitar, hinatasdeviantart is also in shock, Mokko surprisingly landed face first on Arby's crotch, and Arby just fainted from a nosebleed thinking that Mokko gave him a bj. The members then got out of the car and see that Reos ran over Santa and his reindeer, including Santa's right-hand elf and Rudolph.*

tetsigawind: Oh shit, we killed Santa!

ArbyMaster458: Molested children of yonder, you have been avenged.

FeudaPrincess: ARBY I SHOULD START KICKING YOUR-

Santa: *groan*

tetsigawind: Oh my god, HE'S STILL ALIVE!

Santa: Dammit, I broke my leg, and my sleigh is busted, and my reindeer and my elf are hurt, including Rudolph. I can't believe I'm saying this but you people are the only ones that can save Christmas!

Random voice: DUN DUN DUN!

ArbyMaster458: Schweet.

Reo Speedwagon:*whispering aside* Yeah, we're the only ones! Sure, Santa, ignore the countless hundreds of people driving past us in astonishment- yeah, WE'RE the ONLY ones!

Coming soon: The Skitzo League: Episode 2 Part 2 Christmas Special: Operation S.H.I.T. (SAVE the HOLIDAY that's IN TROUBLE)