The Skitzo League Episode 4: What the Shit? Invasion a Fake?

The Skitzo League Episode 4: What the Shit? Invasion a Fake?

By: ArbyMaster458

Supported by: The Skitzo League

Outside, The Skitzo League and the rest of the heroes are ready to fight.

tetsigawind: Man I hope we don't die, cause my mom's gonna make spaghetti for dinner tonight.

ArbyMaster458: Let's just get ready to-

???: Hey, are you guys The Skitzo League?

Everyone: !!!

???: Hello there, my name is Broshang; this is Onihikage.

Onihikage: Yo.

Broshang: That's fuzypurplehippykitty, or just Kitty.

fuzypurplehippykitty: Hey.

Broshang: That's-

punkgirl32: I don't need an introduction Broshang! Anyways I'm punkgirl32, but you all can call me Punky.

tetsigawind's mind:.....Goddamn she's hot!

punkgirl32: That's kat-anni, or just call her Anni; He's GRIDALIEN.

ArbyMaster458: Can I call him G-Man?

punkgirl32: NO FUCK YOU!

tetsigawind: Hey don't yell at him!

tetsigawind's mind: OMG her badassery! *fap fap fap fap*

punkgirl32:......you shut up too.

tetsigawind's mind: She talked to me in a badass way *FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*

punkgirl32: And that's elena-hinata, or just call her Elly. Oh and we want to join the League.

ArbyMaster458: Ummm we would but....we're in the middle of beginning a war right now so we'll recruit you guys later.

Broshang: Oh cool a war! Can we join in?

ArbyMaster458: Hell yeah!

Broshang: Cool.

tetsigawind:.....Okay then, let's battle the aliens already; we've been talking for 10 fucking minutes, I just wanna kill something already!

Deadpool:*sings* Why can't we be friends? Why can't we-e be friends?

ReoSpeedwagon: Hey I'm the only one that can break into song when I feel like it!

Deadpool: Not anymore.

*While the good side is arguing*

Random Alien #1: WTF ARE THEY DOING! WE BROUGHT A HUGE ARMADA TO KILL ONE GUY FOR 35 HOURS AND WHAT DO WE GET? A BUNCH OF IDIOTS ON A BARREN ROCK, FUCK!

Random Alien #2: Yeah I wanna punch sumting. *punches a boulder and shatters his fist* AHH SHIT!!! Umm....I was just seeing if this rock was hard.

Random Alien #1: That's not the only thing that's hard.

Random Alien #2: What do you mean by....Are you gay?

Random Alien #1: !!!! Hell no, what makes you think I'm.....okay yeah I'm gay.

Random Alien #2:......Me too....wanna screw?

Random Alien #1:....

WARNING! The following seen is too graphic to be described even with words. Scene may cause death, or turn you gay, viewer discretion is advised.

Random Alien #3: *Opens door* OMG AHH AHHH, Greg come over here!

Greg: *advancing to where Tom is* What Tom, what's goin' on? And where's Jim and Kreegblap- AAHHHHH!

*After some unnecessary events, the good guys finally went into battle and pwned the evil armada. After...*

Gorm: WTF, You killed my armada!

Deadpool: You know it wasn't that hard killing aliens, now there's only a few wounded and most of them are dead.

tetsigawind: And as always the good guys defeat the bad guys.

Gorm:......WTF are you talking about, we're the good guys!

tetsigawind:.....What?

Gorm: My armada and I were trying to kill Goonter because he assassinated my brother in order to gain the throne, and when I got the throne I realized that he killed him in order to create an unstoppable army to rule the universe. So to make it all simple, you helped the bad guy.

ReoSpeedwagon:Well, look at it this way: you saw how badly you guys sucked today *stares at the dead and gay nakedness of Jim and Kreegblap* literally in some cases. And now that we exploited this, you can see that you guys need either a lot more training or powerful allies like us.

Gorm: Well then now that I have your attention, where's my evil nephew?

MissMokkorina: Umm guys, Goonter just boarded a ship and is flying away.

tetsigawind: Crap, this cliche always happens when the good guys are distracted. Wait, where's Arby?

Naruto: He may be following Goonter.

MissMokkorina: All by himself! We Have to go help him!

slash12: Don't worry Mokko, I know Arby, he won't die, I promise.

tetsigawind's mind: Arby you'd better be okay buddy, don't die on us.

MissMokkorina: Arby...

Gorm: So....what do we do now?

tetsigawind: We hope, hope that my friend is alive.

*In the ship*

Goonter: Haha, those fucking retards didn't know what hit them, now I can finally-

???: How could you?

Goonter: What the?

*Goonter sees Arby*

ArbyMaster458: You no good E.T. drunky of an alien. You set us up, now I'm gonna kick your ass.

Goonter: How are you gonna do that, I have the most powerfulest technology in this ship.

ArbyMaster458: Yeah well I have a knife, and it's sharp enough to cut something, like your dick.

Goonter: Are you fuckin' kidding me? I'll shoot you before you can-

*slice*

Goonter: OW! OW-HAW-HAW! DAMMIT, MY ALIEN PROBE! SSS- AHHHH!

ArbyMaster458: Alright now to-

*Goonter kicks Arby in the nuts*

ArbyMaster458: Ah fuck my yam bag! Why would you aim there?

Goonter: Same reason why you sliced off my beaver cleaver! Oh and my people are known to have 2 of them.

ArbyMaster458: You have 2 dicks?

Goonter: Yeah, and you only sliced one! AHAHAHA-

*another slice*

Goonter: AWW!!!! DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!! STOP DOING THAT WHEN I'M DISTRACTED! IT'S CHEAP!

ArbyMaster458: Well yeah, but it's 2 for 2. Try to make love now, I guess the only sex you'll be doing is receiving.

*Both of them get up*

Goonter: Anyways, like Optimus Prime would say, "One shall stand one shall-"

*Arby shoots Goonter in the right leg, with a gun and Goonter falls on the floor*

ArbyMaster458: Fall? Yeah I already heard that line. I guess you FELL for it.

Goonter: Where'd you get that gun?!

ArbyMaster458: I don't know; actually I don't even remember where I got it.

Goonter: Damn, don't tell me it's one of those good guy cliches where the hero conveniently finds a weapon next to him.

ArbyMaster458:....Shit I guess you're right.

*Goonter gets up again*

Goonter: So how many bullets were in that gun?

ArbyMaster458: Oh now I remember how I got the gun!

*Flashback, While he was distracted Arby explore the ship. While exploring, Arby went to the bathroom, then he went and made a sandwich to eat and then sees a glass case that says "In case evil bad guy is distracted, break glass, has a gun with only one bullet in it, I suggest you shoot his/her leg or something."

Goonter: Dammit.

ArbyMaster458: Let's just fight cause my friends are waiting for me and worrying by now.

Goonter: Okay lets see who will survive. Oh and in the end I know that I'll be victorious.

ArbyMaster458: We'll see about that.

*With that, Arby and Goonter clash and the screen goes blank*

Will Arby defeat Goonter, or will he die by Goonter's hands? the shocking conclusion will be reveled in The Skitzo League Episode 5: Arby's Fate