The Skitzo 4 Episode 1- Introduction

The Skitzo 4 Episode 1- Introduction

Starring: tetsigawind, ArbyMaster458, FeudalPrincess, and Reo Speedwagon

look at the beging of this story Relization Chapter 2

*At tetsigawind's house in the basement, the 4 teammates/friends are having lunch until tetsigawind breaks the silence.*

tetsigawind: Okay now that we're here ARBY STOP EATING!!!

ArbyMaster458: Okay (mouth still full)

tetsigawind: Well then now that we're officially a tem known as The Skitzo 4 thanks to ArbyMaster458's idea, we're gonna need to know one another, and we're gonna need to decorate this basement with cool stuff like a plasma screen tv, a miniature fridge, and all that

Reo Speedwagon: Also an XBox 360, PS3, and Wii.

ArbyMaster458: I agree with Reos

tetsigawind: Now who wants to start first?

*tets, Arby, and Reos look at FP*

FeudalPrincess: What're you guys looking at me for?

Reos: Well, you are the only girl on our team so....

FeudalPrincess: Just because I'm the only girl on our team doesn't.....oh what the hell. Okay first of all, I'm a girl

ArbyMaster458: We already know that!

*FP glares at Arby*

FeudalPrincess: Anyways, I'm a smart, beautiful, fashionable girl whoi like boys, pop music, Taylor Swift, Romance stories and...... ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING SLEEPING!!!!!!!

tetsigawind, ArbyMaster458, and Reo Speedwagon: NO!

ArbyMaster whispering to tetsigawind: She scares me.....and she's hot.

tetsigawind: I know what you mean dude, she's scary too, like Sakura.

Feudal Princess: WHAT WAS THAT!!!!!.......Nevermind You already know me, who wants to go next.

ArbyMaster458: I'll go! Okay first of all, my name is ArbyMaster458, but you guys can call me Arby. Anywho...I love HALO 3, and all the other video games that are cool and such, except for sucky ones

Reo Speedwagon: True that!

ArbyMaster458: I love music, alot of it except for Country, Rap, Blues, and Freedom Rock. Favorite foods are ramen, pizza, Braunschweiger, and Candy. I know over 127 martial arts moves, speak Japanese, and the things I hate are peppers, Club Soda, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Gays, Transvestites, Emos, Goths, you name it.

FeudalPrincess: WAIT A MINUTE, YOU GUY'S SLEEP WHEN I INTRODUCED MYSELF, BUT YOU GUY'S LISTEN TO HIM!?

ArbyMaster458: Cause I'm awesome, bitch.

FeudalPrincess: What did you call me?

ArbyMaster458: You heard me, bitch.

FeudalPrincess: YOU WANNA GO HALO GEEK?!

ArbyMaster458: BRING IT ON CINDERELLA! I'M GONNA GET THOSE GLASS SLIPPERS AND SHOVE EM UP YOUR...

*FeudalPrincess pounces on Arby and attacks him*

ArbyMaster458: HELP, SHE'S RAPING ME!!!!!!!!

tetsigawind: MY CARPET!

Reo Speedwagon: This is way better than porn!

*After that is over tets and Reos finished their introductions*

tetsigawind: Well, here's what I know so far....Reos is a rock n' rollholic, FP is a pissed-off fangirl, and Arby is a...

ArbyMaster458: A fucking awesome guy?!

tetsigawind: I was gonna say a fucking retard that loves HALO and pisses people off.

Reo Speedwagon: Then what are you?

tetsigawind: I'm the fucking voice of reason. Arby apologize to FP. And FP, apologize for raping him.

FeudalPrincess: But that wasn't-

tetsigawind: He said you raped him, now apologize.

Reo Speedwagon (singin some parts of One Republic's Apologize): But I'm more afraid! It's too late to apolog-

ArbyMaster458, tetsigawind, and FeudalPrincess: REOS SHUT THE HELL UP!

tetsigawind: Now Arby, suck it up and apologize.

ArbyMaster458: FP....I'm sorry....sorry that you ain't gettin none o' dis tonight!

tetsigawind: Arby....

ArbyMaster458: Fine. FP I'm sorry.

tetsigawind: There we go, was it really that hard?

ArbyMaster458: Well, I'm hard right now if ya know what I mean!

tetsigawind: Erm..Okay??? Now FP WHATDYA say to Arby??

FeudalPrincess: Arby I'm sorry (that I didn't fully kill you)that I raped you.

ArbyMaster458: It's okay, course I was getting a hard on when you were on top of me.

FeudalPrincess: YOU PERVERT!!!!

*FeudalPrincess is steamed with anger and then punches Arby so hard, he has a concussion*

Reo Speedwagon (referencing Not Another Teen Movie): Only 2 more concussions Reggie Ray! HAHAHA One for Reos!

FeudalPrincess: YOU'RE NEXT ELVIS!

tetsigawind: Wait a minute guys we're supposed to be teammates, not enemies.

ArbyMaster458: He's right, we shouldn't be fighting, we should unite as one. Okay, FP, strip and go on all fours. I get the front, Reos and tets get the back two, LET's GO!!

FeudalPrincess: Wait what?

ArbyMaster458: We still Skitzo 4?

tetsigawind: Skitzo 4.

FeudalPrincess: Skitzo 4.

Reo Speedwagon: Schizophrenia- I mean, Skitzo 4.

ArbyMaster458:......Group hug???

tetsigawind: FINE GROUP HUG!

*The 4 teammates hug*

FeudalPrincess: I feel something poking me?

ArbyMaster458:...

FeudalPrincess: Something tells me Arby wanted a group hug so he could get hard...how long do we hug like this?

ArbyMaster458: Until the Episode 1 end credits appear.

tetsigawind: Oh boy, this is gonna be one helluva series

Reo Speedwagon: KIM KARDASHIANS'S ASS!

tetsigawind: I know Reos it's hot.

*And the end credits roll*

Next episode: Episode 2- Christmas Special part 1: The Shopping Maul

Sneak Peek:

ArbyMaster458: Santa?

Fake Santa in the mall: Yes what can I do for you?

ArbyMaster458: Jingle these bells, you fat sack of shit!

*Arby kicks fake Santa in the ornaments*

Fake Santa: OW! MY CHRISTMAS COOKIES!!

Reo Speedwagon: Oh boy.

*Security arrives*

ArbyMaster458: Oh goody the cops, I caught this terrorist posing as Santa trying to molest children. I mean everytime they sit on his lap he gets a one horse open sleigh to Jizzville! Then he says, "Hohoho! How would you like to see what goodies are in my (nut)sack?"

Full episode coming soon.